Samson, who's strength - according to the story - was in his hair, was arse over tip mad about Delilah. Delilah, a major ho, fancied him and kept trying to get him to tell her his secret after conning him into marrying her. Anyhoo, the king, who I think was her main gezzane, or sommat, decided to snuff his strong ass out after she finally got his secret and told the king to cut his hair and it worked. Delilah said "Look, king. He totally rocks my world, so you have to promise me - since you under the spell of my feminine wiles, or some crap - you shall not touch a hair on his head!" The king was a smart-assed little bastard, gave his word, and then kept it by poking Old Sammy's eyes out with a hot piece of some kind of metal. Thereafter, he turned Samson into a sidewhow, basically and Delilah was so pissed off and hurt and sad for Samson that she took him to the two pillars that held up the palace or the temple or... a big deal place, anyhoo.... and guided him to press against the two of them. Samson's hair had grown back, he was as strong as several dozen moose again, and he said a prayer, pushed on the pillars and took the royal crib into about 293845982 bits.
So, no.
He didn't.
You should write a children's bible. You tell good stories, but next time, can you make Samson say "Wiggita wiggita wack!" before he crushed those pillars? Rad.
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dcomposed:11-06-05:
If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.
