I knew these rules looked familiar.

When you're on the clock, get to work by Spankling 6-15-01

How was she? Any good? Does she swallow? Is this enough food stamps? Actually, we never got around to it. By the time I got comfortable enough to take off my jacket my time was up.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC43: Rocket Boobs by crabby 7-13-01

Rocket boobs.

CC43: What? by crabby 7-13-01

I miss DrPedantic damn Dr. Light for catching on and killing him. I'm glad that gabe punk finally got off me.

CC 44: Shocking Confessions #3 by Drexle 7-13-01

and that's when i realized that donkey sodomy isn't just a hobby. it's a lifestyle!

Hey Crabby, no blatant recycling of jokes. The first one was ok, but when you decided to make the same joke again, you killed it. Sorry, you're disqualified. Looks like Tiny Tim won't be home this Christmas.....

Hey Dr. Light put this in your pipe and smoke it:

CC43: Jesus Boobs by crabby 7-13-01

Jesus boobs

I smoked it, and it smokes like shit.

he's a lefty too!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

I'd hate to see the position they have to get in for that thing to actually penetrate.

Okay, I lied...

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The man that keeps SWEB going by skagg 5-26-01

Aww shit! I left the bathroom light on!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Hehehe....

CC 44: Gone in the blink of an eye by BigEvilDan 7-14-01

Few realize that the ultimate battle between good and evil will be settled by a staring contest. You blinked. No I didn't!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Meet the twins by NeoVid 3-08-01

Oh God, it's just like my nightmares.

My simplest strip ever.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

CC 44 - Narf by gabe_billings 7-14-01

...8...9...10. You're it! Look, this is gay. If we're gonna play hide and go seek we need to do it somewhere bigger than your closet.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

As the title implies, this is not an entry (considering the fact that it uses all-caps and recycles crappy's joke).

Not a CC44 Entry by BigEvilDan 7-15-01

Incompotent boobs I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!! I DO NOT SUCK DICK!!!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

CC44: Sorry it isn't very funny. by DexX 7-16-01

I thought I told you to go buy me a pack of cigarettes! You're standing on my foot.

*sigh*

I really want to win a contest soon... I hope I can think of a better entry than this.

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CC44: High Noon on a Distant Planet... by DexX 7-16-01

AAARGH!!! AAARGH!!!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

High Noon? Isn't it more like A Fistful of Credits?

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What others say about boorite!

Wasn't this contest supposed to end awhile ago?
What happened???

I'm tired of waiting around for judgements and rules and stuff! So I hereby unilaterally declare the winner:

ObiJo!

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What others say about boorite!

How long do you wait for a Dr.? I forget the old college rule. Let's set a time to mutany. After that, we could either vote or let boorite choose as Srg at Arms.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hmmm... It seems like Dr. Light is gone when the Strip Creator is down... Hmmm... it must mean that Dr. Light wasn't invented by DrPedantic, but that Dr. Light is a spiritual manifestation of the strip creator program!

*Sigh...* I wish -I- could have made some strips to throw in past the deadline... I've been bored.

Hope the move is going nicely, Johnny!

If Dr Light doesnt shit or get off the pot by 12pm PST, I recommend gabe declare the winner to make up for his last fiasco and let's get the contests back on a decent track.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

used to be the 10 minute rule where i went but then i dont think it appliees on this timescale

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.