I just have to know. Would you shave, wax, or use other hair removal products on your nipples? I understand that's where Melissa was hairy. He's moved on to some other girl now, though. I saw them at the grocery store two weeks ago, with baby # 3 for him and live in girlfriend # 4. I'm the only one that didn't have his kid.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That was actually going to be my first point, but I decided I should at least try for some tact. haha.

I completely agree with this. This was how I conned my fairly-religious boyfriend into it. Haha. But yeah, it would suck a lot to discover that the person you've selected to be your one and only isn't sexually compatible. That, and there's always the awkward stage when you first start doing "stuff". I'd rather experience that awkward stage when I'm not tied down, as opposed to say the wedding night, when both of you have no idea what you're doing, and end up being disappointed because its been hyped up so much.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Why are you all acting like sex is a big deal? It is not a big deal. All sex is there for is to procreate. There are too many people as there is. If you want to spend thousands of dollars and raise a kid, than adopt a poor orphan and raise it. You dont have to have sex or even make kids have your own. Therefore, sex is not important.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Who turned the loser filter off?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

And with that, I believe you and flipynif1 are wed. Where will you be spending your honeymoon? And flipy, can she get 'em out?

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Wait...so...the people before you were talking about hairy boobs...and all of a sudden you start to talk about sex? Oh yeah...hairy boobs and sex are pretty much the same thing...totally.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Actually, you're making sex into a big deal by saying that you won't take your boobies out and let them smile for a camera for two seconds. If it's no big deal, why not do it?

Besides, you think they LIKE hanging around in the dark all day?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Besides, you think they LIKE hanging around in the dark all day?

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HAIRYTITS BAD!!!

Oh, and sex is fun, but it isn't a big deal. You really should do it a few times before you get married. It's naughty. :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Maybe back in the Dark Ages where you're from they don't have this sort of stuff, but around here among the real people we have such things as contraceptives, otherwise known as "birth control devices". Sex in't that big of a deal, but it's fun and intimate. If you're careful you don't have to worry about pregnancy, and even if by some slim chance you play it safe and still get pregnant and don't want the kid, you still have the options of putting the kid up for adoption or abortion, depending on your personal preference.

You have only served to prove yourself a hypocrite, because if sex really wasn't important to you you wouldn't be avoiding it like the plague and refusing to air out your mounds on this forum. That or you're embarrassed by your misshapen, unevenly sized, hariy-nippled breasts.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sex is a big deal.

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What others say about boorite!

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you still have the options of putting the kid up for adoption or abortion

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you still have the options of putting the kid up for adoption or abortion

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Man, I'd hate to get put up for abortion!

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If sex is just for procreation, why don't my wife and I have around two thousand children? We've been together nearly twelve years, and we probably averaged about three or four fucks a week in that time.

I'll let you in on a secret, though: making babies was one of the furthest things from our minds at the time. We mainly did it because it felt really good, it deepened our love for each other, and it was a lot of fun! Crazy, huh?

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Only three or four a week? Man, if boorite and I don't get one or two a day we tend to lose our minds.

I mean...carry on.

If you want to see boobs, here are some boobs.

Britney Spears' boobs

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Very nice, but the issue here is that blt won't show us her tits.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wow , dog on ball sure gets around!

VROOOOOOOOM

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Only three or four a week? Man, if boorite and I don't get one or two a day we tend to lose our minds.

I mean...carry on.

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*carries on

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I dumb :D

You guys suck. My boyfriend lives out of town AND he's going to school, so I'm lucky if its once a week. And we're still in that "new relationship" phase. You know, the one where you're supposedly in puppy love and want to be together all the time? Yeeeah... definitely doesn't happen. Grr.

Regardless, bltsandwich, sex is fun. And I can honestly say that if you show your boobs to the population of SC, its not like any of them are going to go tell your mom what you've been doing. Because then they'd have to fess up that they'd been waiting patiently for the past, what, month to see your boobs. And that would just be awkward.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

well if taht's the case, let's see yours too kitty

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It's just like pay per view. If you pay for it and it's on, then you watch it or you miss it completely. There's not going to be a second showing. At least, I don't think there is.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It was a one chance only, during the "best rack of SC" contest a year and a half ago. I don't know why we got Kajun to judge...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'm tto new i guess. Dam i miss the good stuff.

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