"Appriciate Art Much?" by ragu4u 4-16-10

That's illegal in here, old timer. It is? Dad-gum thang looked like a cuspidore to me.

"Turkey" Shoot by ragu4u 4-17-10

You got a permit for that? Nope. This is Arizona. A new law says I don't need one. That's just crazy. No legislature would put guns in the hands of every Tom, Dick and Har..... I ain't no dick!!!

The Best Fans in the World by ragu4u 4-17-10

The Cards & Mets are in the 18th inning here in St. Louis. I'll bet the fans are too drunk to care. It sure is too bad that they stopped selling beer after the 7th inning. What a stupid idea THAT was. But I bet the fans at home are too drunk to care. You talkin to me? Hey you! You talkin to me?

The Arms Race Goes On by ragu4u 4-17-10

I was first Oh yeah? No way! I was here before any of ya. I demand an instant replay! Rewind the tape. Forget THAT! You all ate my dust.

"Someone From Hardware...Line 1" by ragu4u 4-17-10

I really feel for ya, Pal. If it was me, I woulda used "Liquid Nails".

Deadlier Than A Volcano by ragu4u 4-18-10

I don't see no ash cloud. I promise. Stick with me and you will.

A "Sign" of the Times by ragu4u 4-18-10

Here in Daly City, we don't allow this kind of thing Then why are you holding the "California Cannibis Expo" here? I didn't know we were. So this shakedown ain't about pot? Pot? Ya got pot? I'll take a toke if you do but you gotta lose the sign unless you get a permit.

The Fruit of His Loins by ragu4u 4-18-10

C'mon dad. Quit your bitchin. This IS who I am. I so hoped you would go into business with your brother HIM again? Mr. Wonderful. He has a steady income from his own business and a solid future. I see you haven't told him what you do, bro. Ya think?

Just Don't Make Eye Contact by ragu4u 4-18-10

The Dog Pound.... Today is kill day, so no matter how cute they look, if they're on the list...kill em. Geez boss...that's gonna be tough. Look Red, you just go in there & get the ball rollin. I'll be back later. OK, I'll try, but... Looky, looky Red! I got the ball rolling FOR you. *Sniff*... This sucks! I'm punching out!

Different Wave Lengths by ragu4u 4-19-10

Did you hear that the boxer, Edwin Valero, commited suicide in his jail cell? Who r...? The former light heavy weight champ. Who r...? The dude who kicked every ass he fought...but excuse me. What were you trying to say? Who...really CARES?

"Lambchop" the Nympho by ragu4u 4-19-10

Ever thought about beastiality? What? That's just plain sick. I could never even begin to... Go ahead, ask me. I won't mind. Just say..."I wanna have sex with ewe". Say...it does have kind of a ring to it.

Heavenly "Fine Tuning" by ragu4u 4-19-10

How's this one? Uh uh. It's back to the drawing board for you. Why? What's wrong NOW? I wanted you to lay EGGS! So a marshmallo on a tripod won't work, huh? Those tripods are gonna play hell with your rectum after a while.

Low Hygiene by ragu4u 4-19-10

Ok big boy, there's more where THAT came from. That's what I'm afraid of. You want another sample, don't you? I'll pass.. How come? Cuz I can't take a cootchie that smells like "Summer's Eve" but tastes like "Monistat 7".

Walking O're The Asylum's Grounds by ragu4u 4-19-10

It's so peaceful here, in my secluded place. The silence, itself, is utterly soothing and casts a calm across the velvet shade of night. And only the most trained of ear can even begin to detect the screams of the souls I've buried here.

The Good Samaratin by ragu4u 4-19-10

RAPE!!! RAPE! Somebody!!! RAPE! RA.... Ok,ok...but it'll cost ya fifty bucks.

Pushing the Envelope by ragu4u 4-20-10

I so want to be Mayor of Chicago, sir. Anything for you, Rahm. You have been faithful as a puppy. Thank you, sir. You've always been there in my time of need. You have never ever failed me. So yes, I'll make you Mayor. And the other thing I mentioned, earlier? Sorry Rahm, no head job. Michelle would kill me.

Celebrity Justice by ragu4u 4-20-10

The son of actor Michael Douglas has just been sentenced to 5 years in prison for drug dealing. THAT'S what I'm talkin bout. Yo, homies! No more of that street crack for us. The good shit be's on the way.

ragu4u Reaches Critical Mass by ragu4u 4-21-10

I'm sorry but I'm way too busy to make a funny comic today! Ok..... ...I accept that explanation... ...but what about every other day since July 22, 2008?

Down-Sizing & Adapting by ragu4u 4-21-10

I don't think it sounds right. "Two Horsemen of the Apocolypse" sounds cool to me. But we don't even have two horses. We don't? Well, what have we got? Gee those guys look terribly hot down there. I think "Monster.com" screwed me on this one.

I gotta say the twist in "best fans in the world" was great. And I definitely got a good laugh out of the use the dog rolling on the ball a few comics back

A Perfect Reply! by ragu4u 4-22-10

And how did YOU honor Earth Day, young man? Uh..... ...shit on the grass?

He's Singing "The Black n Blues". by ragu4u 4-23-10

The #1 Draft Pick by the St. Louis Rams is......... C'mon, Sam Bradford...Sam Bradford...Sam Bradford... Brad-Ford...Brad-Ford...Brad-Ford Shaqeewa Washington! I should have known they'd pick the "Dark Horse".

Reverse Pornology by ragu4u 4-23-10

All you do is sit and watch smut and perversion on that computer. It's not like there's anything else to do in here. That was totally unkind. OK, babe, I'll shut off the computer and go watch that Sacha Cohen flick, "Bruno" on TV. Forget THAT! You're better off right where you are. Damn, I'm good!

Divine Retribution by ragu4u 4-24-10

The FOX Network went ahead and aired the "South Park" episode... ...where the kids of South Park keep the prophet Muhammed in a crate. "Alla hu Akbar", and what not!

Cruisin With... "The Dung Beetles" by ragu4u 4-24-10

I just love these "Carnival" cruises. Say, why don't you meet me at "The Grande Buffet"? Sure thing. I'll be right there. Mmmmm. I hate these places. I always eat too much.