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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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"Water on road - when raining" My God, that is funny...

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4-15-02 11:31pm (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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Speaking of road signs, I have a sort of funny story about my brother. He's a couple years younger than me and is a physics student at Purdue University. So one night, he's drunk with his friends walking though Lafayette back to their dorm. Of course they are under age. Anyway, they spot a big sign that says something or other they find funny. It's one of those big 2 foot across diamond shaped signs (can't for the life of me remember what it said). SO my brother hops a fence and proceeds to rip it from the gound - post and all. Now, according to him, the ground was soft. But his friends all thought from then on that "when Josh is drunk he's super strong!".

Now, they have a 2' wide sign with a bit 8' pole bolted to it that they have to sneak through Lafayette, along the main road through town. SO they are sneakign between buildings and stuff, and somehow make it back to their dorm where they slide it through the window to my brother's room and hacksaw off the bolts.

Don't know why I shared that. I'm avoiding work.

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4-16-02 8:17am (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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Even more signage: http://www.dumbwarnings.com/picturedocs/signs_ignore.htm

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4-16-02 2:37pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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If you lost balance, you gonna fall down on shit!

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4-16-02 3:20pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Speaking of road signs, I have a sort of funny story about my brother. He's a couple years younger than me and is a physics student at Purdue University. So one night, he's drunk with his friends walking though Lafayette back to their dorm. Of course they are under age. Anyway, they spot a big sign that says something or other they find funny. It's one of those big 2 foot across diamond shaped signs (can't for the life of me remember what it said). SO my brother hops a fence and proceeds to rip it from the gound - post and all. Now, according to him, the ground was soft. But his friends all thought from then on that "when Josh is drunk he's super strong!".

Now, they have a 2' wide sign with a bit 8' pole bolted to it that they have to sneak through Lafayette, along the main road through town. SO they are sneakign between buildings and stuff, and somehow make it back to their dorm where they slide it through the window to my brother's room and hacksaw off the bolts.

Don't know why I shared that. I'm avoiding work.


I did the same thing in college - ripped a sign out of the ground. But the girl who wanted the sign had yayas into next Tuesday.

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4-16-02 4:43pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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A very cool game; www.now.com/gamer/games/homepage_game/nerdhunter.html .

I recomend listening to "Keep Hope Alive" by Crystal Method while playing.

4-16-02 10:05pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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a follow up to the occupational Jesuses (Jesii?)
site:

http://www.sortakinda.com/look/withyoualways.shtml

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4-17-02 12:49am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Oops... that was a different version that blew. Try this:
Go here -> http://spikything.com/ and go to the games menu and select "Nerd Hunter".

4-17-02 7:07am (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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I find this somewhat humorous....
Banning knee-high socks for catholic school girls

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4-17-02 11:30am (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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Did I ever post this on here back in the day? I can't remember. Even if I did, it's still funny.

http://www.neuticles.com/

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4-17-02 11:32am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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At my high school all the outer doors to the school had the same kind of latch. Attached to the door jamb there was a small vertical cylinder that held a catch that protruded from the panic bar. Push in the panic bar, or use the thumb button on the outside of the door and the catch would swing into the recess of the panic bar and allow the door to open. I geeked out and drew a picture...

Obviously when the doors were locked the outside buttons didn't do anything. In looking at how the mechanism worked, I realized that it wasn't quite as secure as a bolt sliding into a hole. The surface of the catch was a smooth arc, and that little cylinder was actually made to spin on a central axis. Why I don't know.

But I had a sneaking suspicious that if you yanked hard enough you could probably pull it open. So I did a few experiments. I quickly found that various doors were looser than others. Some had maybe a quarter inch of pull in them; others were tighter than a bank vault. So I found a loose one, pushed it closed, got a good two handed grip and gave it one hell of a yank.

The door flew open and almost dropped me on my ass. It made an awful lot of noise, too. My friend who had been watching told me that the frame of the door actually flexed a little when it popped open.

Whatever the case, we got it open. For the next couple years if I ever needed to get back into school after a sporting event or something, I always had this little tidbit of information.

I gloated because none of my friends seemed to have the body mass and brutish hulk-like force it took to do this.

Anyhoo, fast forward to college. One day we're trying to get into the back door of the dorms and none of us had the foresight to grab our keys. I stepped up to the plate and try my hand at the old door trick. It worked like a charm. People are impressed. Later that night I related my earlier story of my door opening prowess in high school.

Then one day came along somewhere down the road where we were yet again at the same door and once again had no keys. I grabbed ahold of the door handle, braced myself and yanked the door handle completely off the door. I looked at my friends with a surprised expression on my face, then dumped the handle on the ground and took off.

I should have kept it for a trophy.

Then just a month ago, I did something similar with wirthling's new Saab. But I don't think he noticed. I hope the glue holds.

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4-17-02 1:23pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Gabe was also able to accomplish this feat with other students' arms and legs, much to everyone's amusement.

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4-18-02 8:18am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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http://truemeaningoflife.com/taco/cartoons/hamburger.html

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4-18-02 8:37pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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http://www.ananova.com/yournews/story/sm_566545.html
thats gotta hurt.

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4-19-02 5:04am (new)
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Jael
Resident Wench

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

4-19-02 8:51am (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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This makes my brain hurt....

[rul]http://www.geocities.com/amyritchie101/intro.html[/url]

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4-19-02 10:42am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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This makes my brain hurt....

http://www.geocities.com/amyritchie101/intro.html


That 15-year old girl frightens me.

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4-19-02 1:15pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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4-19-02 1:24pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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This makes my brain hurt....

http://www.geocities.com/amyritchie101/intro.html


That 15-year old girl frightens me.


Indeed.

"These are the three domestic cats I have skinned. I hope I do not offend anyone with these pictures.. in my opinion, cats are not any different than a raccoon or fox. And also, I didn't kill these cats!! I love cats (I have two kittens myself). All three of these were roadkill. And I owe it to my wonderful, supportive dad for bringing me home these cats."

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4-19-02 1:30pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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I love this first one.
http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/nose.html

http://www.westernfrontonline.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2002/04/12/3cb7526ab1d38

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4-19-02 1:56pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Oh my god. This "nobody here" guy is a friggin genius.

http://www.nobodyhere.com/justme/dance.php3

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4-19-02 2:08pm (new)
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Isocish
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Those bits where the cats eyes should be are freaky...

4-19-02 2:08pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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My son learned to ride a 2-wheel bike over the last 2 days! The bike he had with training wheels was a bit big, so we bought a used Barbie bike, stripped off the girly crap, poped a Darth Maul seat on it and away he went!

Such joys knows no equal.

This summer we'll strip it down and paint it like a Harley. Maybe black with red and yellow flames. We should mount a Barbie head on it!

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4-20-02 1:47pm (new)
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Bazilla
Comic Overlord

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How old is he? (wondering)

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4-20-02 1:55pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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6

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4-20-02 3:05pm (new)
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