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http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=564
http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=616
Besides cornholing gadgets, Jarvis also apparently offers items such as Dehorners, Gizzard Peelers, Head Cutters, Head Splitters, Hog Carcass Splitters, Lung Guns, Neck Breakers, Oil Gland Cutters, Neck Bone Saws, Esophagus Sealer Clips, Spinal Cord Removers, Beef and Hog Stunners, and Carcass Vacuums.
I'm starting to think maybe my mommy was lying to me about meat growing on trees.
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