More tongue! That's it… You da woman! I got yer hole in one right here!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/020422/168/1fjje.html

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Centrist Propaganda!

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http://www.rathergood.com/swearotron.html
fuckingcuntarseholebollocks

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Batman created by Bob Kane

For the man who has everything.

http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=564

http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=616

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

For the man who has every STD, perhaps...

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even juvinial diabetes? even dick cancer?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

quote:

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http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=564

http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=616

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Gotta catch them all.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Finally, some intelligence and class in this fucking dump shithole.

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What others say about boorite!

That rocks!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

One stop shopping!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/news/2002/04/15/cannabis_drink.shtml

Czechs are so coo000OOO000ool.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My foal is a sick mf. What should I do?:

http://kippfest.dreamwater.com/index/kippfest/whorse/whorsingaround.htm

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

You think human beings have sunk as low as they can, tried to make a buck in the most inappropriate circumstances possible, but they can always turn around and make you swear in disbelief...

Have a look at this news story, and then take a look at the company that makes the product.

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Does Rudolph Guiliani really resemble a psychotic flamer who is stalking children at a playground or did they just goof?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

They featured this on Have I Got News For You a while ago. Apparently they're advertising these with the slogan "You can now buy Tony Blair for $19".

To quote HIGNFY, Bernie Eccleston must be kicking himself.

I read someplace that Osama is outselling everything.

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For the man who has everything.

http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=564

http://www.mtgplace.com/com/jarvis/product.asp?iService=616

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You say "he" like we don't already know you're maxing out the Visa to do this.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~crabsodyinblue/streakers/halloffame01.htm

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Those wacky Canadians!

http://www.toronto.com/profile/672037

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Institute for Naming Children Humanely

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

So "Mike" and "Joshua" are too common, but "John" is A-OK?

Insensitive fuckers... claiming that traditional African names are just mae-up jumbles of noises...

We want to call one of our girls Ayisha - it's a pretty name, and it is a very old and prestigious Egyptian name. No doubt the guys who make that site would claim we just made it up...

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Girls Wearing Thong Panties Made To Leave School
Parents: Vice Principal Asked About Underwear, Lifted Skirts

According to parent Alane Garvik, girls who arrived at the dance wearing short skirts were immediately asked: "What kind of underwear do you have on?"

Maybe I should look into serving the community through being an school adminsitrator of some sort... maybe Vice Pantysniffer.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tobor's drinking buddy
http://cbc.ca/stories/2002/04/29/beer_robot020429

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet