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This week I was contacted by an Amazon woman. She said she was considering allowing me to do her bidding. She in term sent me to another who questioned me to see if I am worthy.
If all goes well I might be working for amazon.com in a month or two. Or I may starve. Whatever.
Wish me luck.
good luck!
Tell the amazon woman if she doesn't hire you, you'll cut off her other breast*.
*{explain joke} It's said that the mythical Amazons were such good archers because they would remove a breast so that it would not interfere with the ability to pull the bow string beside the chest.*{/explain joke}
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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.