YAY! my name is is OK.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That is a site made by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Was it really necessary to expend that much effort to make fun of non-standard Amurrican names? That site is the equivalent of white trash sitting on the porch making fun of the "big city for'ners and queers" that drive by.

In short, I didn't like it.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

The site makes fun of Gabe's girly-ass name, and you didn't like it? I'm shocked.

The people who run that site are pretty dumb, and engaging in some pretty unabashed wankery, but they're right that sometimes your name can set the tone for the rest of your life socially. Personally, I liked a lot of those unusual names, but since when am I an expert on social interaction? I am after all, one of those demented adults they were talking about.

This week I was contacted by an Amazon woman. She said she was considering allowing me to do her bidding. She in term sent me to another who questioned me to see if I am worthy.

If all goes well I might be working for amazon.com in a month or two. Or I may starve. Whatever.

Wish me luck.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/04/30/pagans.vs.christians.reut/index.html

I like chocolate.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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This week I was contacted by an Amazon woman. She said she was considering allowing me to do her bidding. She in term sent me to another who questioned me to see if I am worthy.

If all goes well I might be working for amazon.com in a month or two. Or I may starve. Whatever.

Wish me luck.

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http://www.people.virginia.edu/%7Erdf7d/banana.swf

Boorite, is that banana saying "where y'at"?!? shudder.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Spankling... being ordered around... by some Amazonian woman...

Nah, that'll never work... :)

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This is very US-centric. Where I come from, the life of someone called "Jesse" would not be worth living.

Yeah in my neighbourhood, we used to beat up on this guy Colin.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, what a stupid name for a kid, or an adult come to think of it!

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Dad was flammable

I think we should help!
http://www.chickensoftheworld.org/

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's the "I Did Your Mother" Show!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Sure. We can count bodies. But can we count votes yet?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is interesting. I know that "Magic Eye" 3D pics have gone out of fashion these days, but this is one of the best I have seen, so I thought it was worth a link. It's very small, but it works amazingly well. Once you see the shape, it really jumps out at you.

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hmmm, ive got it open but i reckon the ass guy will now replace the magic eye pic

fuck, i hate being right

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

It fooled me... I was seriously trying to see the 3D image. I knew where it was hosted, and figured it would be a cheap 3D representation of Mr Goatse himself. Oops... :)

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I actually have l33t skillz when it comes to Magic Eye pictures and managed to see the picture BEFORE the ass appeared, I don't think it's anything goatse.cx related, it looks like a spiral to me, or a coil, like a spring, it's pretty much just a random shape, but there is something there.

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Dad was flammable

It's just a spiral. I got it and left the site before I even realized the ass man was going to appear.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

hey, it's our old pal Hugh G. Rection:

http://www.thisistrue.com/campsign.html

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

http://www.mattmarino.com/animation_sample/boy.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

...starring George C Scott and Robert Duvall!

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Oh dear...

Judging from the entire introductory rant (the above in particular), the originator of this petition obviously has no clue whatsoever.

The sad factor? There are over 1200 signatures!

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This is not my empire.

Yes, but the fact most of them say things like this:

leads me to believe that most of the signatories are not entirely serious.

Read the comments on the signatures. Some of them are fabulous, including: "I DIED IN THE TWIN TOWER ATTACK! IF YOU KEEP THE NAME THEN IM GONNA BE OFFENDED!"

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