I just became an ordained priest
Yay!
You know, just in case.
And it's all thanks to brad putting up those google ads
Aww, I never get ads like that.
Right now I see "Are You a New Dad?" and "Hunger R
elief in America"
...
I figure it will come in handy when people want to get married
In a hurry
When they're drunk
Could you marry strangers on the bus?
You know, just to pass the time?
Yes. If the laws of the state don't prohibit it

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Mediocrity at its most average.

What's the US afraid of in the middle east?
...
hmmm, apparently we arent afraid of anything
I'm afraid of sand. Sand in my shoes, up my skirt, in my bra. Sand. It's not as cool as you think.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

MikeyG: I hate spitters
chooby: yeah, they make my balls sad
chooby: it's like scraping a hard cooked lobster into the bin

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

[11:39:37] well, g'night all
[11:39:41] night Jes
[11:39:43] I go for sleep now
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#stripcreator dcomposed @Tobor
#stripcreator End of /NAMES command

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byawatha jones.!!!

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Laugh With The World and The World Laughs With You. Cry At The World And The World Laughs Louder.

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Hi all
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:(

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Aw.
I still love you.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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[10:33:01] oh man it's empty
[10:33:03] i'd better-
[10:33:08] * mAAq kisses dcom on the lips
[10:33:11] :Q
[10:33:15] (+ tongue)
[10:33:21] IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
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[11:51:18] Hi all
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[12:22:26] :(
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[12:29:37] hi brad
[12:29:48] bye brad
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[12:30:37] h-
[12:44:43] wangs
[12:44:52] where is everyone today?
[12:45:02] It's not like it's a holiday or anything.
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[13:05:05] hi nate
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[13:06:03] bye nate
[13:19:52] back2afk
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[14:41:11] * mAAq has detected a long file name in dcomposed
[14:41:17] * mAAq cannot fix the problem
[14:41:28] penis.jpg
[14:41:31] lewl

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[21:41:24] Merry Christmas, dcom.
[21:41:33] thanks chooby
[21:41:38] merry christmas to you also
[21:42:09] we clearly have nothing better to do
[22:18:32] well, I still have a boner.
[13:42:45] good to hear
[10:48:27] well, technically, yes, but it's hard work too.
[13:31:33] SLACKER
[10:46:04] I have no confidence in myself.
[20:49:35] Just cut it all off.
[20:30:24] I might
[22:46:50] Can I watch?
[22:47:00] surely it's unwatchable.
[02:02:22] I can do that
[14:17:47] okay

The best part was these two lines. they weren't even from the same conversation, but the time works.
[22:46:50] Can I watch?
[22:47:00] surely it's unwatchable.

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If you look at the times, it's clear that this conversation never actually happened at the one time, or even in the same day, amusing none-the-less.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

And I'm getting absinth in a few days.
So that'll make up for it.
yeah
i have an unopened bottle
:O!!
gimme!
gimme!
i was saving it for a friend's visit, but then he only managed to come for one day, and it was a huge guinness and whiskey fest with other college buddies
oh
So give it to me then.
NOOOOOOOOo
we drinks it for ourselves!
Me and Jes will form the Absinth Rogue Squad and hunt you down and take it while you're sleeping.
you're too liberal to be a gun owner, and jes is british
.... And to be extra mean we'll leave Bud lite in its place.
Just to add insult.
you'll be dead before you get past the front door.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

[16:31:45] I would have never imagined that my greatest "threat" would be from lesbians.
[16:32:05] They take women away from us hard working guys, too.
[16:32:09] Those lesbians are tricky.
[16:32:15] yea!
[16:32:34] Like foreigners taking our jobs! (ie Mexicans)
[16:32:42] :o
[16:32:43] :D
[16:32:51] j/k
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[16:32:57] Mexicans wouldn't get a job

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THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN, COMRADES!!!

now that ive seen big fish, im reading eberts review of it
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Ebert...
hey match
He is zee biggest bastard of zem all!
i like ebert
* Match waves at everyone
Hello comrade Match.
especially his print reviews
* Match salutes flate
Will you join zee Revolution?
Depends...
Hi Match
Hello dcom
We are overthrowing zee corrupt capitalist regime treating men as if they were cogs in zee government machine.
HEY!
They are bastards.
:O
All of zem.
I'm part of the government regime!
* Inflatabl takes choad hostage.
Traitor!
INFIDEL
:D
If our demands are not met by zee sunrise, we will kill dis government official.
Hostage... Say something for zee camera.
i'm in charge of the bureacracy
you cant take me hostage until you fill out this form
* Inflatabl slaps choad.
* choad gives Inflatabl the Hostage Taking form
:O
* Inflatabl uses forms to light cuban cigar.
please complete that and have it notarized
then your hostage taking application can be processed
i knew I should of went out tonight...
:P
we can't just have people taking government officials hostage you know
should of?
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HIS IS NOT A TEST!!"
should've
All zee bases are belong to usssss....
should have
Yes
* Inflatabl slaps choad.
Do not correct zee comrade Match's poor English.
sorry, match, that is my biggest grammatical error pet peeve right now
In Mother Russia we speak language of common working man.
* Inflatabl drinks vodka.
* Inflatabl smashes Choad with vodka bottle.
Now!
Yeah uhh.. I did it to annoy zee traitor..
We do zee freedom march!
Yeah, that's it
Yes
* Inflatabl gets in to formation.
* choad sends chat log to the CIA, FBI, and NSA
* Inflatabl plays soviet anthem.
NO!!
* Match tears
STOP HIM!!
* Inflatabl shoots choad in head.
I uhh
:O
Comrade Match.
Yes?
dont you realize we are in condition orange?
they are monitoring our chatter
Take body of dead capitalist pig to top of roof and throw him off to show zee Americans we are serious!
* Match picks up choad's body
* choad is too big and heavy for match
:O
* Match drags choad's body
Well...
Hack him up with my axe from snowy plains of Chechnya.
And then throw zee pieces off roof.
Like confetti.
Ah
* Match looks in the cabinet and finds an axe
I uhh..
Dat iz my dildo!!
:O
* Inflatabl slaps Comrade Match.
* Match falls
I'm sorry!
* Match feels his face
DO NOT TELL COMMANDER BORRIS ABOUT DIS!!
I VILL KILL YOU!!
Ok, ok.. I'm so sorry!
Heh.
Okay, I'm done.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Inflatable, you are a funny motherfucker. A little out there sometimes, but a funny motherfucker nonetheless.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Funny. I could say the same exact thing about you. :)

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helloooo
Hello!
dan
the man
lives in a garbage can
lures kids to his van
eats too much spam
hits his wife with a frying pan
Does whatever a BigEvilDan can.
:O
wow
you should be a poet
or write for spiderman
dan the man
his friend's name is stan
he likes ham
* BigEvilDan hits boinky with a frying pan
hey!
i'm not your wife!
not anymore
dan the man
has an electric fan
he gave it to his friend Jan
then he ran
to get some jam
* BigEvilDan runs boinky over with his van
* boinky33 sits down for a minute
what just happened?
oh no! I just lost my ability to rhyme!
DAMN YOU, DAN!
you really are evil.

boinkster, how was your Christmas?
cuntastic!
wow, that craptacular?
....
yes
:)
i got a pony
yaay!!
wait
that was a lie
ohh
that's so sad!
i asked for a pony from BigEvilClaus... but I never got it
i know...and i was really horny
I thought I faxed you that pony.
no
:(
:/
YOU CANT FAX A PONY YOU MONSTER!
I didn't hear him complaining.
At least, not after it went through the fax machine.
It was really pissed going in.
haah

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I was going to make an irc adventure out of that....grrrr....

Good to see you can stand to be in the same room as me lon
ger than ten minutes
i put that on my resume
"can be in room with chicka for more than ten minutes
"
"says wangs a lot"
dongs
"makes comics about an english aristocrat with no pe
nis"
Penises are for the unfunny
That's why chicks never date the funny guys.
Shit, I knew that secret was too much for you to handle
* Chicka gets out smelling salts
Are you okay, Rabid?
Look, I'm sure some girl will think you're not funny eventually
and want to have sex with you.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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[12:52:32] brad
[12:52:37] why do i keep timing out
[12:52:41] oh yeah and hi
[12:54:10] ive timedout havnt i
[12:54:14] yyes
[12:54:16] Yes.
[12:54:16] no
[12:54:22] hah
[12:54:41] fooled you

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Playing the porn game..

[20:30:51] what women want
[20:30:54] sex
[20:30:56] what men want
[20:30:58] cocks
[20:31:00] and lots of them
[20:31:02] What Women Want IS A HUGE DICK.
[20:31:14] what donkeys want
[20:31:16] I think I see why we never get laid.

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[15:36:07] * Rabid_Weasle throws things at dcom
[15:36:13] :O
[15:36:28] * dcomposed catches things and puts thing back in things place
[15:37:00] :(
[15:37:14] Rabid, I-
[15:37:26] you can't keep doing this to me
[15:37:48] I try to keep things where things should be and you're always throwing things at me.
[15:37:49] doing what?
[15:37:58] * Rabid_Weasle picks up the couch and throws it at dcom
[15:38:23] What happened to the Weasle I fell in love with?
[15:38:27] You've changed, Rabid.
[15:39:21] i'm not the weasle you fell in love with
[15:39:23] i'm his twin!
[15:39:26] :O
[15:39:40] oh no
[15:39:44] I'm cheating on Rabid
[15:39:48] :O
[15:39:52] you're cheating on me?
[15:39:55] you slut!
[15:39:55] i-
[15:40:01] * Rabid_Weasle throws things at dcom
[15:40:02] I thought you were your twin!
[15:41:09] i am!
[15:41:12] :O
[15:41:21] but that doesn't mean you can cheat on me with me!
[15:41:33] I-
[15:41:37] It's your fault!
[15:41:42] You drove me to cheat!
[15:42:00] i wish you would drive yourself into the river!
[15:42:00] If you had stayed at home instead of going out throwing things maybe none of this would have ever happened.
[15:42:01] >:(
[15:42:13] I'll drive your new car into a river!
[15:42:26] if you learn to stop being a slut maybe i wouldn't have to throw things!
[15:42:48] :(
[15:42:54] I love you, Rabid.
[15:43:28] Will you marry me?
[15:43:33] :O
[15:43:42] yes, but only if i get to sleep with your sister
[15:43:46] Deal!
[15:44:08] yay!
[15:44:17] gonna get me some of that hot dcom's siter ass
[15:44:34] :(
[15:44:45] I love you enough to let you do that.
[15:45:07] well maybe if you would take the death notes i leave you seriously....
[15:45:36] (this is starting to get weird)
[15:45:49] yes
[15:45:53] tits and sports!
[15:45:58] and beer!
[15:46:03] Don't forget beer!
[15:46:22] feeling tits, while watching sports and drinking beer!
[15:46:28] yeah!
[15:47:07] that's heaven for men like us!
[15:47:09] manly men
[15:47:15] with huge genitles
[15:47:38] not men like dan
[15:47:42] who like to knit
[15:47:46] and watch figure skating
[15:47:56] and drink wine coolers
[15:47:59] and men like brad who like to sing and drink american been
[15:48:13] beer, even
[15:48:19] brad drinks american beer? :O
[15:48:35] he should be deported!
[15:48:41] to america!
[15:48:49] yeah
[15:48:52] or kansas!
[15:48:58] which is in america
[15:49:12] yeah!

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[11:31:22] * Now talking in #stripcreator
[11:31:22] * Topic is 'VEGGITALES'
[11:31:22] * Set by areallyst on Thu Jan 01 10:15:39
[11:31:46] Hello, simple 2003 folk.
[11:32:45] * dcomposed gets out of his flying car.
[11:35:55] * dcomposed orders his army of cornholing robots to make him a sandwich.
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[11:51:20] hi all
[11:51:25] hi
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[11:55:41] Best conversation of 2004.

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[12:10:41] KITTY!!!
[12:11:01] DCOM!!
[12:11:05] :O
[12:11:06] happy 2004 to you!
[12:11:13] Happy almost 2004 to you!
[12:11:19] :)
[12:11:21] * kitty hugs
[12:11:41] * dcomposed sexes
[12:11:43] oops
[12:11:46] :O
[12:11:52] now that's my kind of new years!
[12:11:54] i..
[12:11:57] oh
[12:12:19] ?
[12:12:26] hi
[12:13:00] hi!!!
[12:13:03] * kitty hugs
[12:13:04] !
[12:13:48] ?
[12:13:57] @
[12:13:58] fuck... I have to go torment my cousins...
[12:14:02] :(
[12:14:09] and then watch Pirates of the Carribean with them
[12:14:13] :(
[12:14:14] I'll ttyl hun
[12:14:15] * kitty hugs
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[12:14:25] new best conversation of 2004

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