blt needs to be on Queer Eye for the Horribly Disgusting Social Reject With No Friends.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

that or Extreme Makeover

Boobs

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I dumb :D

muslims? What is that? :/

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Don't you have anything better to do on a Saturday afternoon than hang around a bunch of people who don't like you?

Go mow the fucking lawn or something.

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I did have plans, but its raining too much and too cold. I dont mow lawns, but flip can mow mine ;)

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

flipy! i think this hippo is meaning to have sex with you!

sex?...no way....I said lawn. you now the grass outside my house..geez, get your head out of the gutter.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

*mows the lawn

That'll be .05

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I dumb :D

Don't be silly.

She wants him to wax her bikini line.

Get your euphemisms straight, mate...

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Now you are either deliberately being stupid or you are genuinely a retard. Either way, fuck off.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

TITS!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Nipples!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Pharfgneuton.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hi, I'm bltsandwich and I don't like penises because I am a lesbo-fish-licker!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

So, anyway... back to blt's crazy writings. From her journal @:

http://67.19.188.242/index.php?content_page=http%3A//67.19.188.242/members/journal.php%3Fmember%3Dbltsandwich17%26PHPSESSID%3De716ccc5655e6d1b1da9d68fe2eb9397

I've enjoyed calling her crazy and dumb and whatnot but now I feel a little guilty because I think she actually is crazy and dumb. It's like if you ask someone "What are you, retarded!?!" and they answer "APPLES!" Just makes you feel bad.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Everyone is a somebody to somebody

Staring blankly at you
Not understanding what you just said
I am just me
a nobody
You couldnt possible love me.

Invisible in this world
a nobody
You couldnt love me

Silent tears begin to fall down my face
as you lift up my chin
looking into my eyes
"I do love you. With all my heart.and you arent a nobody
you are a somebody to me." you tell me.

I say "I love you too.Ever since we first met
You were there when I was in trouble
and there when it was a great day.
That is how I knew you were the one for me."

it has been 50 years
we are still going strong
the days begin to grow shorter
the end is near
But I know i will be safe in your arms.
"I love you with all my heart" I whisper.
I begin to float away, my breathing becoming shallow.
Your tears fall on my face.
"You are a very special somebody" you tell me as you kiss me on the cheek.
One more breath and im gone.

/wipes away a tear

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

bltsandwich is almost certainly a middle aged man sitting at home laughing his balls off.

No way. She's the real bltsandwich.

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What others say about boorite!

No way. She's the real bltsandwich.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Invisible in this world
a nobody
You couldnt love me

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At least she has her own forumusers character now:

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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At least she has her own forumusers character now:

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BLT has always had her own forumusers character

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At least she has her own forumusers character now:

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The fat goth chick is way too hot to be BLT.

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