Nate the Great lies on the ground, beaten.

Nate the Great: Astounding mortals! All these 1800 years. Why dance against me? Continue this way of living, and you'll crush yourselves?

Hero: Don't worry about us.

Nate the Great: Hmph...

Nate the Great's heads darken, and the floor begins to shake. Slowly, Nate the Great floats off the floor... and blackness envelopes everything...

Hero: W-Where are we?

Nate the Great: Mt. Rushmore...

Hero: Ah! You mean?

Nate the Great: Not that. I return to my breathe. For now, the dimensions bend. For ten, a hundred years, you have a chance. I speak it.

Hero: Where are you?!... Zounds! W, what's this?

Suddenly, light encircles the hero, and he finds himself outside, under the evening sky. Nate the Great had been sealed away again. The world breathes a sigh of relief... however, for how long will Nate the Great remain sealed? Nobody knows...

Decepticons!

(1.5mb mpeg movie of a CGI New Beetle transforming... very well done.)

http://members.cox.net/michaelsstorage/VWMPG.mpg

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

that looks real.
I want one.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

the secret identity of Mr_Jass revealed!
or something... found by SA we give you
http://www.davidmarks.com/

hee hee
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2002-05-22

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

quote:

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the secret identity of Mr_Jass revealed!
or something... found by SA we give you
http://www.davidmarks.com/

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Understatement of the year

*Tither*

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Dad was flammable

ewww

How dare Bazilla say we rip the piss out of him? That pestilent pus-ridden little TWAT!

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What others say about boorite!

When you've got nothing better to do than make your eyes bleed....

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Seeeeeeeeeeen it....

I must be masturbating too much- I can barely read that.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Getting back to the original subject of this thread, just a little something you doll-lovers will appreciate.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

It's the Beta band!

Is it just me, or is that really fucking creepy?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It's not just you.

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Dad was flammable

I saw that before too.

I'm getting good at this.

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I must be masturbating too much

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What Type of Villain Are You?

http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/vq.htm

I'm hoping this place shows some variety. So far I've seen nothing but Evil Geniuses.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I'm a sneaky villian.
*swoosh*

Hey little girl, wanna Big Mac?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

None of these chicks went to my school. *sigh*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That's some big-bore bullshit there, but hey, anything's worth a try. I'm taking my undergrads to Mickey D's. "Order anything you want, girls. It's on me."

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What others say about boorite!