This place would be a great way to write a thesis on the affects of internet on the human brain. or even "Do people take shit said online serious".or maybe "Can one person piss off a whole group of people within 2 months?". very humerous.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

So now you're threatening to break our ARMS??

Oh, wait. It's just crappy spelling.

Carry on, then.

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This is not my empire.

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So now you're threatening to break our ARMS??

Oh, wait. It's just crappy spelling.

Carry on, then.

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Not crappy spelling. That is how we spell humerous here. you know..HAHAHA, very funny.

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So now you're threatening to break our ARMS??

Oh, wait. It's just crappy spelling.

Carry on, then.

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where, in douchebagsylvania?

HUMOROUS.

and before you claim that your last statement was made in SARCASM (words in caps are for your spelling benefit, children), save it. i don't believe you.

i s'pose, though, that my lack of trust may in fact be indicative of a deeper mistrust of women, something which comes as a result of my mother telling me about the tooth fairy and santa claus and women who don't mind premature ejaculation. it's sad, really, my inability to trust - shows that i have a weak mind damaged at an early age.

(ps - this is a trick known as "stealing the cunts response")

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BuTtSeChZ

So, what is everyone's halloween plans?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

For every child i will chew on a candy bar for a while, then spit it in there face

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I dumb :D

i'll be bobbing for boobs at the local pub

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obscenity filter is off

bltsandwich is having my baby.

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What others say about boorite!

When the children ring my doorbell, I will open the door and go "Awww! What cute costumes!" I will tailor my reponse to whatever they may be wearing. For example, if the child is wearing a Dracula costume, I'll say: "Awww! Are you Dracula? You sure are scary!" Then I will give the children some cheap lollipops that I bought at Wal-Mart for two dollars a bag. When I am out of candy, I will turn my porchlight off.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm going to sit around resting after a day of work with the porch light off and ready to scream at any kids that don't understand the light off means non-participation.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

....and later when the baby is asleep in his crib I'll fuck my wife.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

There are two spelling for the word, "humorous" and "humourous". Other than that, it takes on a different meaning.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And it's "what are everyone's"...

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Don't like it? Eat me.

.."plans" that is...

Lol.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I started this thread because of your rampant thread-killing. You will not derail it.

bltsandwich17, you suck.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

No she doesn't. Sucking would imply she takes part in some form of sexual activity, and we've already established that blt A) can't get any male of any species to touch her, B) can't get any female of any species to touch her, and C) is so sexually frustrated that she deludes herself into thinking sex is evil anyway and she doesn't need it.

She's just another argument for the Pro-Choice people.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'm gonna take a dump on my own porch, set it on fire, and run out screaming at passerby, declaring that i will call the police, having finally caught the hooligans in the act.

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BuTtSeChZ

Actually, no - UK spelling is still "humourous", despite the noun being spelled "humour". It's a crazy old language... Germans invaded by Romans invaded by French invaded by Danes then wilfully absorbing Greek.

Th English language is a mongrel, but I do love it so.

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dude, shut up.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

awww!! Isn't that sweet.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the spiritual heir of Oscar Wilde.

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Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the spiritual heir of Oscar Wilde.

who in the fuck is Oscar wilde?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Oscar Wilde was a great English author who is best known for his work "A Picture of Dorian Grey" or something. Let's just say he has 50000000000000000000 times more literary skill than you.