Get It Right

"FLASH", Taliban hang 7 year old boy for being a spy! Lying infidels. He was eight if he was a day!

by ragu4u, 6-11-10

A Fish Tail by ragu4u 6-11-10

50 Yrs. After the Spill.... He seems totally unaffected. The world will be relieved to know the fragile eco- system is undamaged. You tell em, sport. He knows you're a whale, right? Don't get me started.

Virgil Tibb's Mentor by ragu4u 6-11-10

Epithycus crawlicus Anthripolicus, I presume? They call me... ...Mr. Waterbug.

Clean Bill of Health by ragu4u 6-11-10

Tell me doc, am I clean? I'm afraid you have H.I.V. Aids.... ...so no more hooking for YOU! But I'm gonna be a whore at the World Cup. In that case, what the hell, go ahead. One more ain't gonna hurt.

"Winnebago" Willie by ragu4u 6-12-10

Hey YOU! Yo dude! Which way to the Missouri stae line? Camping in Arkansas sucks, dont it?

Getting Let Go...(of) by ragu4u 6-12-10

I'm sorry but I have to let you go. And make sure to put that thing back in your pants before you leave.

It's Hard To Take by ragu4u 6-13-10

*FLASH* The Brits Kneel Before America at the World Cup. So you now expect me to do, WHAT? I..uh.... Now while you're down there, Limey....

Bouncing Back by ragu4u 6-13-10

Father Joe, once again the strip club across the street is packed & the church is empty. It tis sad, my young lad... ...but I DO have a plan. I'm SURE those weren't in my vows, Father. Nothing about going topless on a trampoline?

"World Cup" Insight

Hey, have you ever blown a Vuvuzela? Only if he paid upfront.

by ragu4u, 6-13-10

Last Call 20/20 by ragu4u 6-13-10

Alright, you can buy me one more drink before they close. And then on to my place, OK? Lights Up For..."Last Call" Sure. Why not? Hey! What the fuck?

Tobor's New Friend by ragu4u 6-14-10

So I hear you took up with some young kid. Cornhole-io! Oh shit! God help us! Heh heh, he said shit Tobor, heh heh, heh heh! "Our Father, which art in....."

Tens, Thousands or Millions? by ragu4u 6-14-10

Sir, did you really say that the BP oil spill was like the 911 attack? Yes I did. I'm taking a lot of flack about it and I don't know why. Well sir, the BP spill only killed 11 people whereas the 911 attack killed thousands. Yes but you're forgetting.... ...about the millions of feathers that were ruffled by the BP spill..

No Starch by ragu4u 6-14-10

The darned clothes dryer broke again, pops. You're a big boy. You better think of something or wear wet clothes. I knew this would come in handy again one day!

Taking a Stand by ragu4u 6-15-10

You Orientals are all "SICK" perverts. Every kinky site on the web is.... ...even kinkier when run by Orientals. Scat, Bukkake, Spit, Squirt...all of it. I'm on my way to cancel ALL my Oriental porn memberships. I so ashamed. You damn well oughta be.

Out of the Loop by ragu4u 6-15-10

I see we have a Mexican standoff. Nah. He always stays back there like that.

Image is Everything by ragu4u 6-16-10

Governor Blaogevich...are you cofident you'll beat this corruption charge? Corruptiom charge? I thought you wanted me for another TV show? Sir, we're in a courthouse; not a production studio. Hey, I don't come off very well without an audience. Yo! Any chance Blago's judge will be Judge Judy?

Take a Deep Breath by ragu4u 6-16-10

I don't understand why she died. You don't? The lung transplant went perfectly. Yes, but the lungs came from a cancer ridden smoker of 40 years. Well, the hell with you if you're gonna get picky. I'm outta here. Another smoke break, I bet!

Asking Too Much by ragu4u 6-16-10

I thought I was a gonner. I gave you a break. Now go lead a good life and sin no more. Uh.... If that's the deal, forget it. I'd rather be dead.

What's Good For the Goose... by ragu4u 6-17-10

Next time...pick it up! Next time...pick it up.

False Advertising

Hi there. Been waiting long? "E-Harmony" is really gonna hear about THIS!

by ragu4u, 6-17-10

Whist I cannot comment on all your comics, suffice to say Ive found a lot amusing, and well though Im generally a lurker these days in the SC fraternaty and around less and less, Ive been very impressed with your comics. This is more a message of 'keep at it', but be more selective, great comics have a way of finding themselves. Thumbs up.  T-Guv

In "The Home" With Al Tzimer

You're MINE now, old man...all MINE! Am I here for a haircut or a flu shot?

by ragu4u, 6-18-10

We've ALL Been There by ragu4u 6-18-10

Guess who wasn't picked for basketball?

Take Recalls Seriously by ragu4u 6-19-10

We believe he died from eating YOUR tainted food. No way. Let me at least see the body. Oh oh, Spaghettio's!

Selective Viewing by ragu4u 6-19-10

Is the axe really necessary? It's "Oprah" on that TV, sir. You tell me. Well. in that case...smash it to pieces.