Oscar Wilde was a famous gay man who spent all day writing quotes that would be quoted for the next 500 years by people everywhere.

He also wrote some books and plays, but he is most remembered for having invented tennis.

AH! I suck at remembering authors. I prolly read some of his works. Probably in college with a Proffesor who was crazy.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

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Oscar Wilde was a famous gay man who spent all day writing quotes that would be quoted for the next 500 years by people everywhere.

He also wrote some books and plays, but he is most remembered for having invented tennis.

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Now you are messing with me. That dude did not invent tennis.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

He did, however, invent the insouciant hair flip.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Oscar Wilde was a famous gay man who spent all day writing quotes that would be quoted for the next 500 years by people everywhere.

He also wrote some books and plays, but he is most remembered for having invented tennis.

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Now you are messing with me. That dude did not invent tennis.

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This is a momentous event, people! Those two brain cells floating around in blt's head actually collided and produced intelligent thought!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

AH! I suck at remembering authors. I prolly read some of his works. Probably in college with a Proffesor who was crazy.

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shut up, dumb bitch, and go back to reading the Adventrues of Mary Kate and Ashley.

Was your professor crazy because s/h/it made you read Oscar Wilde or was s/h/it just crazy?

here's one that i believe missed your keen eye, idiots guide to not acting like an ass and pissing off people to the point that they loathe you

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I hate vivisecting jokes... *sigh*

BLT, you wrote a "comeback" to someone that was something along the lines of "No, you shut up". The ingenious wit displayed made me think of another great wit, Oscar Wilde, who, apart from being an author and playwright, was also famous for his quick wit and brilliant comebacks and putdowns.

I thought my reply was a little more subtle and fun than a simple "Nice comeback, doofus".

...you fucking DOOFUS!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

If you're going to use internet idiot speak like "prolly", commit to it. Don't jump ship in the next sentence.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

oh no. we have not even begun with you , little girl.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

YES YOU ARE YOU FAT BAG OF CUNT LARD!

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What others say about boorite!

Emitting gas-phase polycyclic hydrocarbons.

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What others say about boorite!

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What others say about boorite!

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Ohh, James.

you show promise, young newbie. i suggest a rigorous training consisting of soul calibur 3 and internet pornography - you may yet become a master.

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BuTtSeChZ

YES YOU ARE YOU FAT BAG OF CUNT LARD!

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Mmm. Cunt lard.

Anyhoo, so, yeah, I am.

^_^

bltsandwhich = shitstain on society.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

oh no. we have not even begun with you , little girl.

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bring it on.

Boorite scares me. Just saying.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

oh no. we have not even begun with you , little girl.

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bring it on.

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Apparently blt is actually, despite popular belief and her own opinion, TOTALLY into squirt eating overly huge anuses, fish-mounting, and puking on dicks.

I just sprayed my keyboard and am typing through the chunks at the moment by the way.

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I can't see why... He's fairly normal, considering the majority of the users on this site.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

blt's fat rolls scare me

Actually, no - UK spelling is still "humourous", despite the noun being spelled "humour". It's a crazy old language... Germans invaded by Romans invaded by French invaded by Danes then wilfully absorbing Greek.

Th English language is a mongrel, but I do love it so.

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Wait, how does that disagree with what I said?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Actually, no - UK spelling is still "humourous", despite the noun being spelled "humour". It's a crazy old language... Germans invaded by Romans invaded by French invaded by Danes then wilfully absorbing Greek.

Th English language is a mongrel, but I do love it so.

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Wait, how does that disagree with what I said?

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blt's stupidity is infecting us all! We need to ban her before we all catch her disease of the mind!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

It would if I had typed "humorous" as I had intended to.

Like HC says, BLT's stupid has invaded my brain.

Either that or I suck at typing.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

It would if I had typed "humorous" as I had intended to.

Like HC says, BLT's stupid has invaded my brain.

Either that or I suck at typing.

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Third option: You were doing what we all do sometimes. You read too quickly through what I wrote and saw a word wrong. That's not stupidity, it's just lack of attention to detail.

Stupidity would have been "You moran! Its speld 'humerus!'" As you can see, I included both "humorous" and "humourous", the US and Everywhere Else spellings of the word. I think the error is seeing the word wrong.

The only idiot in this thread is blt.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.