While Rome Burns by ragu4u 6-20-10

Reynolds & Obama Getting in a round or two, eh Mr. President? I thought you were yachting, Tony? I needed to get my life back. I relax by stroking a few balls. That I can see, sir. There's plenty of room in my other pocket, Tony!

Doomed by ragu4u 6-20-10

And you are...? Lecter...Hannibal Lecter! Hannibal the cannibal? Actually, I'm partial to hossenfeffer. Either way I'm screwed, right? Pretty much so, yeah!

GILF by ragu4u 6-20-10

Feeling any better, Chen? No, old woman. Still having erotic fantasies and... And what? ...and not sleeping. Plus I am beginning to hallucinate. Oh? Mmmmm. Nice titties.

The Dominos Begin To Fall by ragu4u 6-21-10

So Rahm, You're bailing out on me, eh? Yes sir, Mr. President, sir! So I'm too idealistic, am I? You gotta be willing to bust some heads, sir. Kick some ass, ya know? No I don't, Rahm. Unity is the corner stone of success but I can get tough when needed. Tough, huh? Tough like a mobster? "Big Pussy", maybe!

Latin American Justice by ragu4u 6-21-10

You have a new statement, Mr. Van der Sloot? Yeah, I take back my confession. You tricked me. Tricked? I got a trick for ya. I'll shove a cigar so far up your ass you'll set your nose on fire trying to light it! THAT smacks of abuse. Smacks? I'll give you smacks. I'm gonna shove a...... Nevermind. I confess again.

We Mean You No Harm by ragu4u 6-21-10

You must be so embarrassed! Have you ever considered laying off the water pills? Piss-off, earthling! I came in pees. What more did you want? Somebody get the little guy some "Depends".

Praying the Race Card by ragu4u 6-21-10

Oh no. I must be cool! Yo! Sup? Later.... Now calm down, Chen. What happened? Me get my ass kicked in dark arrey by two Crips.

The Unkindest Cut of All by ragu4u 6-22-10

Getting beheaded doesn't scare me. My people wrote the definative book on it. Oh really? See? Ooh...this IS head & shoulders above the rest.

Chain of "Fools", I Mean, "Command" by ragu4u 6-22-10

Welcome to..."Method Acting 101". Now two of you come up and do a bit. OK, what should we do? Ain't it kinda obvious? Enlighten me. You're Obama & I'm McChrystal! H-E-L-L-O?

Office Small Talk by ragu4u 6-22-10

Yes Melvin. May I help you? I just wanted to say, you're vinegar douche smells lovely today. FYI...I didn't douche today, Melvin. In that case, I have a nice vinegrette you can dump into your panties. I'll pass, Melvin. Blue cheese, maybe? KINKY!

The Duel by ragu4u 6-23-10

20 paces into the cave then turn & attack. 17, 18, 19... 17, 18, 19...I.E.D.'s be praised!

L.T. Blocking Up the Inside by ragu4u 6-23-10

So that last date I got ya didn't work out, eh L.T.? It got me busted and indicted for prostitution, you sumbitch! Don't get so excited. Look at me. I'm pale as hell. My career is shot and I'm going up the river. What you need is a little female companionship. Companionship? I'm gonna make my foot such a companion of your asshole, you're gonna TASTE shoe leather.

New Use For Fish Oil by ragu4u 6-24-10

Did you catch all those fish out of the Gulf of Mexico? Uh...yeah? You're a fool if you eat them. I hadn't planned on it. Well what ARE ya gonna do with em, wise ass? Continue to put em in my Chevy's gas tank. They give me an extra 5 m.p.g.....dumb ass.

Avoiding Revenge by ragu4u 6-25-10

You know we're going to HAVE TO do something about "large nightcrawler". You mean, "bigworm"? Shhh. He might hear you and you know what he'll do then! Make fun of ME in another comic? YOU? Why is it ALWAYS about YOU? Because you're all about "paybacks" & I'm not, I guess.

Church of the "Assumption" by ragu4u 6-25-10

Judging from your outfit, I can tell you we don't offer those facilities here. You don't und... For the last time, Catholics perform "infant sprinkle baptism". But I don't need.... You Southern Baptists just better stick to the river banks. I so hate being stereo typed.

(Intro) "Proud Terry"-ier by ragu4u 6-25-10

R-O-L-L-I-N...... rollin... R-O-L-L-I-N...... rollin... R-O-L-L-I-N down the river. rollin down the r-i-v-e-r.......

Self Image by ragu4u 6-25-10

You look like a woman who could use some mail. Excuse ME? I'll have you know I get all the "male" I need. In fact, they can't keep their hands off of me. Uh huh! Maybe next time they'll drop the ball bats first.

Proper Motivation Required by ragu4u 6-26-10

When I say "ACTION" you begin to beat the other monkey with a bone. Take 1...ACTION. Much Later..... How hard can this be? One more time......Take 567......."ACTION". Much, MUCH Later.... This is your last chance. Take 3,466.....ACTION! Only Stanley Kubrick motivates me.

Lunar Probe by ragu4u 6-26-10

Hows bout a kiss? Forget it. *sigh* I know where you've been.

More of the "V.P. Follies" by ragu4u 6-26-10

Joe, tell me you didn't call a custard store manager a smart ass, today. I, uh..... C'mon Joe, say it ain't so. Actually, sir... You did it, didn't you, Joe? Well, the god damned son of a bitch had it coming.

Be More Selective by ragu4u 6-27-10

I sure wish someone would rub lotion on my back. Arrgghhh!! Bligh me but you're a thin skinned wench!

Moist & Sticky by ragu4u 6-27-10

Isn't it a beautiful day? Actually, no! I hate it! You're negativity repulses me. I'm leaving. God, you're HOT! I could eat you up. NOW...it's a beautiful day.

"The Prodigal Son" by ragu4u 6-27-10

ragu4u, good to see you at church today. I HAD to come. Father Joe. So, you heard the calling of God, did you my boy? No...it was more like a knocking... Of the Lord? Uh uh...it was the cops. I'm here for "Sanctuary".

A Winner Every Time by ragu4u 6-27-10

You've played every machine in here twice. Now we have to go home. There's one more machine. Please daddy. OK but only, if this time, Daddy gets the prize. Sure thing. I'll need one more dollar. Moments later.... Well, where's my prize? First I need to know....do you want ribbed and flavored or just standard?

Kellogs: The Early Years by ragu4u 6-27-10

Meow.. "They're Grrreat!" Meow.. No, no. "They're Grrreat!" Meow.. One more time, Tony! "They're Grrreat!"