i know what everyone else is thinking.....

THE SECOND JET COMIC STRIP COMPETITION!!!

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Well, after much deliberation, and realizing that she actually understands the contest, Ivytheplant wins.

Keep in mind, you're supposed to stick with the topic (boss' office), and monologues, single line if possible. Maybe people will understand that next round... Go watch "Who's Line is it Anyway" and wait for "World's Worst" to get an idea of how this all works everyone.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The monologue rule serves no purpose, and therefore sucks.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Have you ever seen Who's Line is it Anyway?

The whole idea of this contest was to make it like "World's Worst", where they go onto the "World's Worst Step" and make quick one-liners that would be really bad in the given situation.

You got a problem with it, bitch at Clive. I personally think it's funny.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I like the one-liners, but I also like the non one-liners that still adopt the theme. I suppose people in the future can run it whichever way they want.

Assuming they don't require photoshopping.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If anyone ever runs the next one :\

This happened last time.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Really makes you think.

Yeah. About how no one shares my dream!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Well, we could continue this simply by ivytheplant making another World's Worst... So what's up, ivy?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

If you had chosen me winner, you could have been assured that World's Worst would live.

But nooooo.. you had to give it to someone who made funnier comics!

Geez.

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This is not my empire.