wait what kind are you supposed to post?

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You know you totally missed me!

OK, only 10 hours late (I fell asleep before midnight)

Special Mentions go to:

Zaster - If competitions were being judged on single entries alone, "J-Lo's Ass by monorail" would have won, it made me laugh a hell of a lot.

Fuzzyman - "Greetings from the year 1980" and "My captain went to Talos IV" would likewise have probably won in some alternate dimension. If you had done a Pac-Man or an Asteroids one, I'd have crowned you the winner and demanded we all go to the arcade on our BMX's. I must have played that tank game a million times, but I can't now remember what it's called...

Runner up was lukket for his hilarious absinthe sketch and frighteningly amazing looking Batman lynching Superman entry.

But as we all know, Superman could kick Batman's arse, even if Batman had Bat-Kryptonite spray in the utility belt.

So the winner was ivytheplant who at the death, "snatched" it with her numerous quality postcards, but most of all for her "Cunt of the Day" entry, featuring that arch-cunt, Kajun Firefly.

Take it away, ivy.

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See the start of the thread. Basically you just mess about with a bunch of pictures until you get something funny that fits the theme of the contest. And that's PV.

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Any gay love I might have had for you is now gone.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

YESSS!

*dancing*

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It's back. :D

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's back. :D

Damn, I knew I shouldn't have been shaking my ass quite so enthusiastically...

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Battlezone. The game was Battlezone.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Every year we would go to Donegal on holiday. There was this one arcade that still had a Battlezone machine (Jeez, now I recall it, it still had Dig-Dug and Galaxians) Up until about 1989, every year I'd play that game, wrestling with the two big levers, blowing the shit out of all those other tanks and secretly wishing vector graphics would make a comeback...

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Oh awesome! I knew that a deluge of entries would net me a win somewhere! Though I find it hard to believe that the 5 minute entry won over the half an hour entries. :^P

Now I have to think of something...in my fevered-doped-on-nyquil state, I might come up with something odd, so I'll give it a day or two.

Unless people really want something out of a Bosch painting...

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Unless people really want something out of a Bosch painting...

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Unless people really want something out of a Bosch painting...

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Seems normal enough to me, am I missing something?

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I was confusing Bosch with M.C. Escher - I was thinking there might be a picture of all these washing machines, all within each other on the fast spin setting.

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Damn. Lukket beat me to it. I was gonna put the teapot on the head of the bird-headed monster eating the man in hell. Or perhaps somewhere in the orgy scene in Garden of Earthly Delights.

"Would you like some tea with that DVDA?"
"I'd be delighted. Just pour it into any unoccupied orifice."

This is giving me interesting ideas for the next PV though...

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Damn. Lukket beat me to it. I was gonna put the teapot on the head of the bird-headed monster eating the man in hell. Or perhaps somewhere in the orgy scene in Garden of Earthly Delights.

"Would you like some tea with that DVDA?"
"I'd be delighted. Just pour it into any unoccupied orifice."

This is giving me interesting ideas for the next PV though...

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Damn. Lukket beat me to it. I was gonna put the teapot on the head of the bird-headed monster eating the man in hell. Or perhaps somewhere in the orgy scene in Garden of Earthly Delights.

"Would you like some tea with that DVDA?"
"I'd be delighted. Just pour it into any unoccupied orifice."

This is giving me interesting ideas for the next PV though...

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Maybe we should have a head-to-head on the subject of Dutch Renaissance painters...

not a bad idea, actually...

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Numba one in da hood, G.

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Oh yeah, and Superman SO could NOT defeat Batman.

Blasphemer.

I had to look up DVDA.

Disgusting ;-)

And on the subject of Superhero debates...

Batman Versus Superman by jes_lawson 2-17-04

Batman could SO kick Superman's ass! Of course he could. He's in a wheelchair, for God's sake!

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And on the subject of Superhero debates...

Batman Versus Superman by jes_lawson 2-17-04

Batman could SO kick Superman's ass! Of course he could. He's in a wheelchair, for God's sake!

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I had to look up DVDA.

Disgusting ;-)

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*thwack!*

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