Listen to "Eye of the Tiger" fifty times on repeat and see if that doesn't do the trick.

I laughed very hard at "Stupid places to sit," and I don't know why... I *really* don't know why.

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I laughed very hard at "Stupid places to sit," and I don't know why... I *really* don't know why.

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With a website called Tigerfags there won't be much work involved.

Shut up! Don't hurt my feelings! I am going to cry. You suck and I don't care if you are one of my favorite comic authors...your comix suk!!!

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Yikes... Don't have a tizzy. I was only kidding. See, if you look at the URL for your site, it's http://www.geocities.com/tigerfaqs, which kinda looks like tigerfags, hence the pun.

I only poke fun at the people I like. Except for wirthling. I actually don't like that monkey-spanker.

PS - The link to your homepage doesn't work.

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Hehe...

I was kidding too! I should have put kidding tags on the reply...

actually I see what you mean since I actually thought your reply was tigerfaqs, it wasn't until now that I saw tigerfags!

Maybe I should rethink that url!

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"I know how toast works."

Especially being from Detroit. They'll kill you for that shit out there.

I'm a Cubs fan, they'd just slap me around a bit, knowing I've suffered enough.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Well I am Cubs fan who lives in Detroit but I think that is fine as we here think the Tigers suck!

I went to the game here when the Cubbies were in town and those 3 games were the only sell-outs in the last 2 years! heh!

My link finally works but maybe that is a bad thing!

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"I know how toast works."

some of my friends call me "captain solo." i'm not sure why...

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I knew a guy from Norway called Captain Oslo.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I knew a guy who spent a hundred days in Sodom, called Captain Salo.

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This thread's got me all hot for some Wookie porn.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[pedant] You wouldn't happen to mean Wookiee would you? [/pedant]

It always bugged me how Chewbacca would never have been able to say such words as "Wookiee", "Kashyyk" (their home planet, for the subgeeks), and even his own name. Surely he should have been something like Grraaaang the Hrrrourrr, from the planet Hrrmmraaauummm...

I once played a character in a bizarre RPG written by a friend of mine. This guy was an eight foot tall hairy monster, sort of like a shaggy anthropomorphic lion. I didn't want to go the Wookiee route and give him an inappropriate name, so I went a bit overboard... his name was Grr'Daah'Hrr, a member of a race known as the Pthaahrrn. He also had triangular pupils, but that is another story...

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All these years a Star Wars fan and I never knew that's how you spelled it. The National Establishment for Raiding Deep Space better not find out about my incompitence. I'll be back to scrubbing Jefferies tubes for sure. (Please, dear Lord, let Jefferies be spelled like that.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Actually, I'm not sure of this one, but I know you got it wrong. It's Jeffreys or JeffriesTubes... *shrug* I'm not much of a Trekkie, though - ST:tNG only for me, thank you.

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