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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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THIS WINS!

Possibly because ive eaten nan bread with that consistency before from dodgy Indian Takeaways in the Govanhill area of Glasgow , and dont wish to be reminded.


Have you tried the Floor Sweepings Samosa?


Funny story attached to that.

See , myself and my ex-fiance lived in a flat just opposite an indian take away , so once or twice a week , we would order in from there.

Now , i always order cheese nan bread , as i cant stomach anything else on the menu , and you cant fuck up a cheese nan bread.

She orders the mince nan , and samosas. When they arrive , just as we sit down to eat , and remebering its her time of the month , i ask her if shes done the shopping yet.

She replies she has not.

So i inform her that "Well , by the looks of those things , you wont be needing any tampons".

Regardless to say , not only has she never eaten Samosas since , but she no longer wishes to even acknowledge my existence , much less that she slept with me and performed acts which her current employers wouldnt like me to mail them a description of.

(Dear Dexx . I am not Crass. I simply lack refinement)

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10-04-01 11:08am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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and performed acts which her current employers wouldnt like me to mail them a description of.

We, on the other hand, would be delighted to hear them.

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10-04-01 7:12pm (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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and performed acts which her current employers wouldnt like me to mail them a description of.

We, on the other hand, would be delighted to hear them.


Theres about as much chance of that happening , as there is of Osama Bin Laden getting a christmas card from GW Bush that isnt strapped to the inside of a Tomahawk missile.

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10-04-01 8:19pm (new)
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SilverDragon498
Stripcreator Newbie

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Ok ok ok listen, I am twelve I am a GIRL and I don't care if you don't believe me. But if YOU don't mind I think I'd rather have my abbreviations! "Hat" Was supposed to mean "HATE" you retarded bunch of sarcastic fags!

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10-13-01 12:03pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Since when is "hat" an abbreviation for Hate?

10-13-01 12:21pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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She called me a sarcastic fag... I'm deeply wounded. I need a big strong man to hold me and make it all better.

I guess one of you guys will have to do instead.

10-13-01 8:36pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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By the way, I don't know if I would call someone else retarded if I walked into a forum *made for fights and insults* and then got freaked out when people jumped me.

This is a rare moment of helpful advice... take heed of it. Learn to laugh at yourself. If you *can't* learn to laugh at yourself, then do your best not to make yourself a target for others to laugh at... like making atrocious typos.

I for one am dissapointed that my Noodle Boy reference went totally unnoticed. *sniffle.*

10-13-01 8:51pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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The more Vasquez fans I meet, the less proud I am to be one.

That wasn't directed at you, Drexle.

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10-13-01 9:26pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I kind of know what you mean evil_d... sort of, at least. There are plenty of good ones out there... and I'd give this one a little time if she really is 12. It's the 18+ ones who act like "Darkness" that I tend to be ashamed of... or the girls who laugh at Anne Gwishe and don't quite realize they're laughing at themselves.

Say, have you ever read Arsenic Lullaby?

10-14-01 12:03am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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*cough cough Deisel in a dress cough*

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10-14-01 9:50am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Never even heard of it.

I think a lot of JCV fans simply don't get the joke. They're laughing, and not necessarily for the wrong reasons, but there's probably a lot more to laugh at that's going right past them. But you're right, youth is a pretty good excuse. I wouldn't have gotten it when I was 12 either.

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10-14-01 10:30am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Arsenic Lullaby isn't quite as smartly written as Vasquez's works, that I'm aware of in the small ammount of it I've read at least... but it appeals to that really sick sense of humor that I think you *have* to have to be a JVC fan in the first place. I find myself amused to no end by the Census Beaurau sections, and the author's little one page filler comics.

You're right, there's much more to his stuff than on the surface. I'm sure I've missed things here and there, and I've read them fairly thorougly... I've discovered that it helps to read all his stuff in chronological order... I started with I Feel Sick, and felt like the 2nd issue just went totally over my head. But one day, I re-read it after having read JTHM and Squee, and a *lot* of things about I Feel Sick made so much more sense after that... not just Devi's life story, but all the metaphysical tie-ins and subconcious/psychological themes.

I think that I'm most fond of Squee out of all his works. About the only thing of his I don't actually *love* is the Fillerbunny books. I even love the Bad Art Collection, believe it or not... no storyline really, but it's just fun.

10-15-01 12:45am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Haven't seen the BAC. Fillerbunny... it's amazing he gets away with that. I mean, it was funny when he needed to kill space in the back of JtHM or something, but the Fillerbunny books are exactly what they look like: Jhonen saying "I can fill pages and pages with badly drawn, marginally amusing crap, and you'll buy it because you're a zombie fanboy/girl." No deeper meaning, no subtle in-jokes for the hardcore fans (not that I remember, anyway). And he's right. I bought one FB out of curiosity and another just to support the store, which was supposed to be going out of business.

And yet I laugh heartily at Happy Noodle Boy. Figure that one out.

I've read most or all of I Feel Sick, JtHM, and Squee. I don't see an enormous difference between them. In some sense, they're all the same story. They all take place in the same world and deal with the same themes, though from different angles. That's not a criticism, just an observation.

Invader Zim is somewhat different, probably because it's aimed at kids. It's less grotesque, but it depicts a world that's every bit as demented. It reminds me of something I once read about Shel Silverstein: he succeeds because he talks to the kids on their own terms, because they know he's on their side (as opposed to their parents'/teachers'/etc.). I suspect (and hope) the same can be said for IZ.

See, this is what happens to liberal arts majors after they graduate. Sigh.

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10-15-01 7:05am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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Speaking of guys in dresses, we put one of our cast members at the haunted house in a dress last night. I'm telling you guys, you have to get to St. Louis and go to Fright Fest at Six Flags. He actually looked like a girl once we were done with his hair. That alone was scary.

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10-15-01 8:39am (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Haven't seen the BAC. Fillerbunny... it's amazing he gets away with that. I mean, it was funny when he needed to kill space in the back of JtHM or something, but the Fillerbunny books are exactly what they look like: Jhonen saying "I can fill pages and pages with badly drawn, marginally amusing crap, and you'll buy it because you're a zombie fanboy/girl." No deeper meaning, no subtle in-jokes for the hardcore fans (not that I remember, anyway). And he's right. I bought one FB out of curiosity and another just to support the store, which was supposed to be going out of business.

And yet I laugh heartily at Happy Noodle Boy. Figure that one out.


You've been seduced by the power of his wet cough, and have stared into the spooky depths of his crotch. Actually, I suspect that the reason Happy Noodle Boy is so cool is *because* he's only a one page deal... and he's insanely quoteable.

As for the BAC, it's the bar none worst art I've ever seen from him, or most anyone else, and with the most random storylines I've run across... It seems like sort of an "outtakes of things Johnen wrote over the years that suck too badly to be published elsewhere." ...it's like Happy Noodle Boy on crack. But if you do like HNB, then odds are that you'll at least find the BAC ammusing for the same reasons.

And yeah, I bought the 2nd Fillerbunny for the same reason as you did... Though I did have to laugh at the "Comic by Fillerbunny" in it.

Yes, however when you've never read the previous books, there are a lot of references in I Feel Sick that just make no sense... Like the scene where Devi is flashing back to that night with Nny, or her dream about Sen~or Diablo in her store in the incoming nonsense section. IFS2 especially just kind of lost me because it wasn't as traditionally funny as his other works. It instead relied on the fact that if you've read the other stories, the foreshadowing and backstory would supply that sense of wonderment when you finally see someone fighting back against the demons and "winning" for once... and that even though Devi won against the demon, she was still not going to be "happy" in life, but at least she would still be herself.

But yeah, the reason it's so much fun to me is that he can take the same underlying story and tell it so well from different points of view... and for some reason I just kind of smiled at Squee's plight a bit wider than Nny's or Devi's.

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Invader Zim is somewhat different, probably because it's aimed at kids. It's less grotesque, but it depicts a world that's every bit as demented. It reminds me of something I once read about Shel Silverstein: he succeeds because he talks to the kids on their own terms, because they know he's on their side (as opposed to their parents'/teachers'/etc.). I suspect (and hope) the same can be said for IZ.

See, this is what happens to liberal arts majors after they graduate. Sigh.


Probably so... and it helps that his grown fans can relate to the mood of the show too, since it's pretty much the same style if not the same depth of story... that, and the inside gags that crop up everywhere. I have to admit that even though it's not very gory, I did rather cringe at that one where he rips out his "best friend's" eyes and tried to replace them with those mechanical ones.

10-15-01 10:50am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Ooh, hat speech.

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10-15-01 12:00pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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I'm trying to work out a joke about hat speech being protected by the Second Amendment and the right to bare heads, but it's not coming together.

Drexle: I just had an interesting thought. Well, interesting to me. Zim is kind of like a young Johnny. The series should end with him getting amnesia and not remembering anything about who he is or what his mission is. Then he could start calling himself "Johnny" because he doesn't know what his real name is. Fitting everything together would be like the Calvin & Hobbes/Fight Club thing, but still, it's fun to think about.

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10-15-01 12:31pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I hate the Yankees.

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10-15-01 7:33pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Oops, I'm sorry -- I hat the Yankees.

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10-15-01 7:34pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Evil_d... I'm going to appologize in advance for the factthat my keyboard is being obnoxious and randomly refusing to actually respond when I pressthe space bar.

I think it's more likely that Zim and Dim(Or is it spelled "Dib?") have that whole Jack/Tyler thing going on. And actually, Dim/Dib looks a *lot* like a young Johnny.

Hmm... Maybe Zim manages to take posession of Dib and then he grows up to be Nny?

10-16-01 9:38pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Is that a borg designation? Is Twelve hot like 7 of 9?

By the way, you do realize the irony of calling us morons, but at the same time excusing your own ignorance, right?

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10-17-01 5:02pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Speaking of guys in dresses, we put one of our cast members at the haunted house in a dress last night. I'm telling you guys, you have to get to St. Louis and go to Fright Fest at Six Flags. He actually looked like a girl once we were done with his hair. That alone was scary.


Well, I'd be happy to see you in a dress at Six Flags ;)

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10-17-01 5:11pm (new)
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Chaplin
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Didya know this WAS the first post still around in the archives??

Makes you think...
Heehee Barney is so cool.

-Chaplin-

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7-06-05 7:08pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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It's a boring thread.

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7-06-05 8:00pm (new)
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areallystupidguy
Poison Gas Pokemon

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I am a Jhonen fan, and a fan of Slave Labor Graphics in general. They've got some awesome comics under the hood. Anyone read Bear?

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