Look, I don't see what the big problem is. Sure monsters are making it hell on earth and frankly, no one can afford insurance rates in Tokyo anymore, BUT we're missing a golden opportunity to enrich our lives with the only thing monsters can offer us:

Food.

That's right, we need to start Monster Ranching immediately! I say we march down to the town hall with an Van Halen 1984 CD in hand, and DEMAND MONSTER RANCHERS!

Io nly wish it wasnt true

good luck finding people who'll agree to take care of and feed whatever can herd 100 foot monsters

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what if nigger meant kite

That's why we need to give more funding to Giant Robot Research.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

like the droid lobby will ever let that happen

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what if nigger meant kite

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Look, I don't see what the big problem is. Sure monsters are making it hell on earth and frankly, no one can afford insurance rates in Tokyo anymore, BUT we're missing a golden opportunity to enrich our lives with the only thing monsters can offer us:

Food.

That's right, we need to start Monster Ranching immediately! I say we march down to the town hall with an Van Halen 1984 CD in hand, and DEMAND MONSTER RANCHERS!

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NooniePuu would have a valid point if it weren't for the recent discovery that kudzu consumption by humans is effective in preventing hangovers (I'm not making this up). So now we have to decide between letting the monsters coexist in this manner or being able to get smashed and only have the social problems to deal with in the morning. Being an avid opponent of hangovers, and loving to try all sorts of new foods, I wholeheartedly support the monster farming lobby and wish the best of luck in their efforts.

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If you do just one thing in life, then you need to get out more and expand your horizons. Honestly, that one thing can't possibly take-up all your time.

Down with hangovers! Up with Giant Monster steaks!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.