I first heard this joke from my (then) 10 year old son last year. Being the smartass pop culture guru I've raised him to be, he replaced the dumb blonde in the joke with Jessica Simpson.

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yep yep..heard this joke and mae it into a comic, why?..because i can and wanted too :P

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Logic immunity. Yay.

*sigh*

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

So, BLT, I was wondering.. when are you going to get naked? Also: on your knees?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HAHAHAHAHA..wait, are you serious? >___<

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

HAHAHAHAHA..wait, are you serious? >___<

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You haven't proven to be good for anything else yet.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i doubt she'd be much good for that either. i hope she doesn't plan on breeding.

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BuTtSeChZ

HAHAHAHAHA..wait, are you serious? >___<

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You haven't proven to be good for anything else yet.

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ah blah! shut up. I am good at many things. Just perfer to not waste my talents on pompous arrogant idiots like you.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

HAHAHAHAHA..wait, are you serious? >___<

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You haven't proven to be good for anything else yet.

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ah blah! shut up. I am good at many things. Just perfer to not waste my talents on pompous arrogant idiots like you.

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Ah, the posturing of the weak-willed and talentless.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Blt has never used google. Check the second joke in this list. Blt is only one of a jillion strippers here to fail to give credit but she is the most eager to be abused so, bld, you're a fucking retard with zero humor.

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And thus order is restored to the universe.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."