Thanks, Jarhead! Now I can finally add another name to my list of people who don't want to kill me.

I so want to see this.

It's pretty boring! Except for the girl in the picture-in-picture scenes. She's sorta hot.

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All new crap!!!

ORDER OF ONE
CHASING CHRISTMAS
VIVA BASEBALL!
LEFT IN DARKNESS
GLASS HOUSE:THE GOOD MOTHER
THE PROPOSITION
DROP DEAD SEXY
JOHNNY WAS
THE WOODS
THE NUGGET
SILENT PARTNER
THE DEVIL AND DANIEL JOHNSTON
MAID OF HONOR
THE FEEDING
DARK FIELDS
BEYOND THE WALL OF SLEEP

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LEONARD COHEN: I'M YOUR MAN
A GOOD WOMAN
THE ROAD TO GUANTANAMO
THE GREAT CHALLENGE

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Yet another direct-to-video Wesley Snipes misfire:

HARD LUCK

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I like your review of Hard Luck. It makes me want to go out and buy it, except that I'm not gonna.

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Thanks! That's just the effect I was striving for.

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As I skimmed that review, I had the nagging feeling that you just made that movie up.

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What others say about boorite!

That's how I felt while I was watching it.

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More horror:

DANIKA

GRIM REAPER

DARK PORTALS:THE CHRONICLES OF VIDOCQ

ARMAGEDDON

THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS

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My new Don Knotts series:

 THE GHOST AND MR. CHICKEN

THE RELUCTANT ASTRONAUT

THE SHAKIEST GUN IN THE WEST

THE LOVE GOD?

Plus a few other recent ones:

KILL ZONE (SAAT PO LONG)

THE KUMITE

UNHITCHED

 

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biped

Series?? Those last three don't have Don Knotts in them at all.

Seriously, thanks for the Knotts reviews. I've never seen those movies, but I'd like to see them now. Well, the first three...

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

umfumdisi

You mean you missed the part in KILL ZONE where Don squares off against Sammo Hung?

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CARRIE (2002)

THE GREAT ESCAPE

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WHITE COMANCHE (William Shatner as twin half-breeds in the Old West)

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"My name is Amy.  And yes, at college...I blew my dog."

SLEEPING DOGS LIE

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Schlock horror from the 50s:

THE NEANDERTHAL MAN

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WILDERNESS

CROOKED

JOURNEY TO THE END OF THE NIGHT

10 ITEMS OR LESS

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THE RIDDLE

BRENDAN FOLEY INTERVIEW (writer/producer/director of THE RIDDLE and JOHNNY WAS)

GEORGE AND THE DRAGON

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THE MARSH

L'ENFANT

NOW YOU KNOW

COMEBACK SEASON

A GUIDE TO RECOGNIZING YOUR SAINTS

STAR WARS TRILOGY DVD

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THE DEAD GIRL

DISAPPEARED

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I just wrote an article about the Universal Studios "Mummy" series from the 30s and 40s that I thought you guys might like to check out:

 SHOW ME THE MUMMY

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BAD MOVIE POLICE DOUBLE FEATURE:ZOMBIE COP & MAXIMUM IMPACT

THE THIRST

RAPID FEAR

THE SYSTEM WITHIN

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DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE (2002)

BORN TO FIGHT

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THE ABANDONED

SLINGSHOT

STANDING STILL

SSI: SEX SQUAD INVESTIGATION

LOVELESS IN LOS ANGELES

JASON OF STAR COMMAND: THE COMPLETE SERIES

THE 4 MUSKETEERS

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