Did I say that it was negative, positive, or either?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'd love to hear all about it Kajun.

Did I?

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Dad was flammable

I saw that one coming. No, you didn't.

I am the resident high school cheerleader turned fat mom. I don't care that I'm as deep as a puddle, and I hate things that require me to think. But I do have a protective reflex, especially when someone or something I like is being attacked. So luminious is bad in my book because he personally attacks people and the website in general.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

who gives a flying fuck. if i listened to what people said about me, i'd be a raging alcoholic with no friends.
and have a small penis

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Ratings are gay

If anyone gets bored, here's a "good" story to read.

http://darkeningsintothelight.blogspot.com/

"Chantelle looked perplexed and could not take her eyes off Cynthia's awkward position leaning back up against the disorderly desk. For a second there, Cynthia thought a breast had slipped out of her garments or something - but no. All that it was here was a simple fact indeed. For it looked to be obvious that she was struggling with someone - only, there was no one there to Chantelle's eyes! Now it was certain in Cynthia's mind that Chantelle would take her for a bad case of "sleepwalking".."

THE DISORDERLY desk?

Is that where Jerry Lewis keeps his tampons, or what?

i love you more with every post in this thread

roll over, you get happy ending now

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what if nigger meant kite

The one thing that pissed me off about Lucy was his ridiculous assertion that intelligent people don't like/make dirty jokes. Preposterous. Even James Madison loved himself a good dick joke.

Other that that, I couldn't give a shit. Fuck all y'all motherfuckers.

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I has a flavor!

If Intelligent people don't make dick jokes, then George Carlin must not exist.

He is one of the smartest mother fuckers I have ever had the pleasure of listening too.

You know what I love? That he doesn't have the stones to put his responses to the forum actually in the forum. Instead, he makes comics and pretends that he is witty and oh-so-clever. Of course, he's also still convinced he's something more than a egotistical, pompous, bad writer who honestly thinks he is god's gift to everything (including women, I'm serious).

Me? I never claimed to be a good writer. I can't write fiction for shit, but I know bad writing when I see it and my god, his is really bad. I sent the link to friends who are professional writers and they laughed so hard they cried.

Hey luminous, those shitty writings on my web page were written in high school, you dumb jerk. Years before I even knew Stripcreator existed, much less boorite and the internet, you ignorant assumer. I'm just glad they aren't up to your standards, because then they'd be filled with unneccessary ellipses, poor punctuation, and grandiose grammar that uses just enough from the thesaurus to show how ignorant you really are. You might want to learn how to write before your next novel. Maybe take freshman composition. You might actually learn something.

You are a real classy human being, you know that? What's next? Critiquing our pictures in the "Guess that baby stripper" thread?

Anyway, this is all taking me back to the days of my Crazy Ex-Neighbor. Here I was sad that she was no longer around because I no longer had a pathetic excuse for a human being to laugh at.

Ivy, what exactly do you expect from an over-compensating retard with a dictionary & thesaurus?

You've nailed the description by the way..

...way...

..way?

WAY!

QUILL-NECK, AWAAAAAAAY!!

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Don't like it? Eat me.

I am not going to waste more of my time in flamewars - ever again.

Let's explore your hypocrisy though...

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Personally, I don't believe in retaliation. Retaliating during a nuclear war only serves to wipe everybody out. Retaliating in an internet flame war is like dousing a magnesium fire with water. Things just blow up, nothing is resolved, and people end up banned. That's what happened between CHUBBY and boinky33. As amusing as it was at first, we all got sick of the constant back and forth retaliation.

If nothing else, come back as a different account and make no mention of your old account. I know quite a few users who had some bad experience with other users or themselves were in bad form and they came back under a different name and actually were able to make friends. Of course, a couple are still in the closet...

But anyway, I'm sorry to see it go to this point.
From ivytheplant :: 01-25-06 08:30pm ( reply :: delete )

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Still don't, I'm just bored. Besides, I was trying to help you and you just insulted me. Then you seemed to be nice and suddenly, without provacation, came back at me with a nasty PM about how horrible I am. That's when I gave up.

That's the best thing I've heard all week!

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You don't KNOW me - those who do, women and buddies alike, could tell you.

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I am not going to waste more of my time in flamewars - ever again.

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Godamnit I love you for that....LMAO

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Don't like it? Eat me.

Did he just try to insult you because you have a Transformers icon as your avatar?

I need to document this. I never thought I'd be witness to one of the lamest attempts at insults ever.

P.S. I think we can all agree that luminous is in the "over-compensating" crowd.

Please refrain from fueling your petty flame-wars with terrorist references. We don't want to have to raise the SC threat level to mauve.

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Dad was flammable

Too late. I heard Brad just upped it to chartreuse.

Wait, that's DaveMonkey who has the avatar. Which makes the insult even lamer.

Good job, that.

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If anyone gets bored, here's a "good" story to read.

http://darkeningsintothelight.blogspot.com/

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Now imagine Chantelle, with her head shaking ceaselessly, attempting to give a blowjob.

"My head says no, but my heart says yes!"

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Now may you all fall prey to Al Qaida :)

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