The NEWSRUM!!! by JESUSSANDWICH 3-08-06

Today the president officially retracted yesterdays statement saying that "the jews aren't big angry bears who live in the woods" more on that later in the show Now for the weather with Dog on Ball IT SNOW TOMORROW VOOT VOOT! Thank you Dog on Ball Today it was revealed that pennies were actually sentiant beings from another world the general opinion across the world has been "Who gives a shit?"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

That is unlike it because:

1) The Title,

2) "The Newsroom" does have MILD language. "Shit" Will certainly not be used. If I change that, the viewers of "The Newsroom" will be the first to know, and,

3) The names of the reporters. They are MIKE LOBELL and CATHY DAMIAN! Not whatever-the-fuck you named them. And dog on ball is NOT going to be in the show.

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

What are you? The dictator of news? Or Stripcreator?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

That has to be the funniest thing I've ever read. Ever.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I am distraught at Fat Edgar's death.

I think, as a mark of respect, SPAgentJackBauer24 should stop making comics.

LOL to the last three posts

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

Please stop abusing the middle school student and his comic strip. It only encourages more strips.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I simply did a tribute to what is inadvertantly the funniest thing on stripcreator at this moment.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Hey guys!

Just wanted you to know Episode 21 WILL be here sometime soon! It will be 10-Part Episode dedicated to Blacjack, or 21, and also to Love, since 21 seems to be an appropriate Episode Number for the subject.

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

Is it about drinking alchohol legally?

Maybe.

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

You should make a comic where all the characters smoke crack. That'd be really hilarious.

Step on a crack, smoke Yur Mah's back by crabby 3-24-06

So, what the fuck are you gonna do today. I'm not sure, maybe smoke some crack. Crack? Yeah, maybe I'll just smoke some. Can you hook a bull up? Well, I can see what I might be able to do if I talk to some peeps who are looking to sell crack, worst case scenario you come back to my place and we can smoke a rock together and maybe fuck.

In episode 22 (LAST EPISODE FOR LIAM AND LEIZA), two people get killed off, and a new bitchy staff member joins the crew...

DUHN DUHN DUHN!

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

Your show has lower ratings than bold and the beautiful, so stop making new episodes.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Go suck a dick, HotRodDeathToll.

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

Thats sexual harassment

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I believe he's right

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Hey guys!

Just wanted you to know Episode 21 WILL be here sometime soon! It will be 10-Part Episode dedicated to Blacjack, or 21, and also to Love, since 21 seems to be an appropriate Episode Number for the subject.

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I can't think of the idea. It's hard. The first 2 parts are on my comics page, though.

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

The Newsroom: Episode 21: Blackjack Love Pt. 1 by SPAgentJackBauer24 3-19-06

After all this time... BIG news in "The Newsroom" today! It's a Blackjack of episodes! That's right, we've had 21! Liam and Leiza are back, and we'll be playing 21! 1 hour later... Well, here we are! You have the cards, right Cathy? Oh, of course! For you, at least. I mean, um, here's Leiza and Liam.

The Newsroom: Episode 21: Blackjack Love Pt. 2 by SPAgentJackBauer24 3-31-06

What the hell was that about? Huh? Oh, nothing! I just, said that wrong, that's all. Anyway, Leiza and liam, you're- EEEEEEEW! [is kissing her] This actually isn't bad... Um, O.K.. Looks like we'll have to think of something new to say... ...LOL...

The Newsroom Episode 21: Blackjack Love Finale by SPAgentJackBauer24 10-25-06

And so the Episode shall end Early... Cathy, you're drunk. FUCK YOU! Not good here... [is still kissing her] GET THE HELL OFF! Or here... THE END OF CHAPTER 21 Oh shit... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAGHING AT! [laughs] ... YOU!

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

And yes, I DO know it sucks. But hey, I just wanted to get past Episode 21.

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I'm at The-Geek. The-Geek is my home. thegeek is the maker of The-Geek. I know that's complex.

I thought you were dead.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

we can only dream.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.