Elder Scrolls III by Agres 3-28-06

Jeg vant aldri hovedsaken i gamle morrowind. Jeg drepte erkeskurken med et uhell, uten å vite at det var han Det var et lite problem med morrowind, at du kunne drepe alle

here is one I think we can all agree, is an Elder Scrolls comic.

I think we lost the grand vision, here. For the most part, comics about videogames are NOT funny.

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if it let you have freedom to do what you want in a virtual world, you bitch about that.

did you ever think you are just hypocritical fags?

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you must be playing a different game. Resource Gathering? because you loot stuff? what a pussy whiner. you'd whine if it held your little hand and told you what to do and you whine because it gave you freedom to choose.
you aren't making a point, your just pissing in the wind.

Can you do that in oblivion?

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there are some limits to what i want a game to do with me and for me, yes.

but, also, too little guidance/plot development is also a problem.

my point, sir Cockington of Doesn't-Read-Posts-Vania, was that Elder Scrolls has yet to hit the sweet spot of just right. I always felt while playing that I was very lost and/or very bored.

neither should happen when you say the words "good" and "RPG" in the same sentance.

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you must be playing a different game. Resource Gathering? because you loot stuff? what a pussy whiner. you'd whine if it held your little hand and told you what to do and you whine because it gave you freedom to choose.
you aren't making a point, your just pissing in the wind.

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I just think you haven't played the game. The plot is definitely thick this time around. I played all of them going back to Daggerfall and I think the first one was called "Knights of (something)". I've always been impressed with the freedom, but definitely this time there is a lot more to it.

Betrayal, Unrequited love, a brother seeking to kill his brother (who is a vampire), murders, grave robbers, all kinds of neat stuff.
Definitely the emperor's son in this is very intriguing.

no stock in the game, just no stock in stupid either.

Like I appreciate Strip creator over wittycomics, I also appreciate Elder Scrolls IV.

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no stock in the game, just no stock in stupid either.

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Kaenerd by crabby 3-28-06

Dude, have you played Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion yet? Nah, RPG's aren't really my thing. Why cause magic isn't real. Get your head out of your ass, this game is great. It has a vampire brother and my character totally fell in love and the emperors son has awesome dialogue. Thats cool that you like it man, but I don't think its really my thing. Well, you're stupid. Really stupid. Really really really supid. Way better than all the other Elder Scroll games. Nerd.

For the record, liking RPG's doesn't make you a nerd. The fact that you actually care what anyone has to say about the lame ass RPG is what makes you a nerd.

Crabby, I wish talking to you was more like Lenny and Neovids conversation.

I wish reading things you type didn't make me want to rip my fucking eyeballs out.

I wish I had room for a fourth panel, because I wanted to add "or a big hairy balls will be appointed for you, if you cannot afford mine" but it messed up the spacing.

I'm really not sure what you're talking about.

Amen to that brother!

Crabby has a point. Also, what the hell is with bringing personal attacks to your fucking comics? That's screaming "I want attention."

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kaenash is a sensitive little bitch.

Now that's just crazy talk.

so just making a personal attack is okay, but if you make a comic about it on a comic making site that is saying you want attention?

and only if I do it, not crabby. Is that what you believe Ocjme or is there some part of your insane theories I did not paraphrase?

also to clarify: I thought Kaenerd was funny and rated it good. Crabby can be funny.

I am not fucking Elder Scrolls IV in the ass nightly or something. I am more having a laugh, as I am hoping you all are as well and not sitting their shaking your fists imperiously in the air screaming 'vendetta' and planning your attack on Denmark or something.

Christ on a bike, Kaenash, get a grip. So they don't like the game. Big fucking deal. I don't like Doom or Halo, but I've yet to meet players who tell me I'm stupid because I don't like it. If you didn't like KoL or Tetris, I wouldn't make comics about how stupid you are because you OBVIOUSLY don't understand the GENIUS of the GAME!

In fact, I probably wouldn't care.

Go ahead, bash any number of things I like and I'm not going to make a lame comic about it. Because it's not important.

Okay, so your little thread isn't going the way you planned, but instead of feeding the flames, maybe you should try, I don't know, ignoring it?

Or is that too hard?

Is Elder Scrolls one of those new "video games," like Pac Man?

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so just making a personal attack is okay, but if you make a comic about it on a comic making site that is saying you want attention?

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It's Very Simple

You're lame and people don't like you.

by crabby, 3-28-06

People that insult other people are major f4gs and need to be pwnz0rd.

agr33d! also peeps who use l33tspeek should be beaten to death, but I am against viol3nce!

I am going to go get a tatoo of 'whit3 p0w3r' on my neck but written in chinese lettering.