Funny how the APB didn't seem to be sure if he was amazed or amazing.

Not necessarily a sequel (and not necessarily my favorite, but it spoke to me), but maybe the second in a long series?

Untitled by DexX 9-15-01

Slay the dragon!!! No, I don't think you want to try that. ...aww, please? No.

Untitled Part II by mr_crash_davis 10-26-01

Come on, I only need one more dragon to qualify for my pension. All right, but can I cornhole you first?

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Creation part 0 by fuzzyman 10-25-01

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Argh! Not intentional, I assure you. Sorry about that. Luckily, in context of Creation Part 1, they are really two different jokes. I think. Kind of. Oh well.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Don't fret. Neovid wasn't the first to have a blank comic and certainly won't be the last. Its the context that counts and yours was completely different.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Gyneacology by Drexle 10-25-01

Yeah, my dream job would be "Gyneacologist." Heh, I'd get paid to look at snatch all day long. Roger, come into the other room with me a minute I have something to show you. OH MY GOD!!! On second thought, maybe that's not the best job option. I don't think throwing up on my infection made it any better, Doctor.

Proctology by israphael 10-26-01

I was already to become a "Gynecologist" until Maura showed me her snatch and changed my mind. I know I still want a career in medicine, but I don't know in what field. Roger come with me and I'll show you what a "Proctologist" does OH MY GOD! Wow, not only did I decide on a new career, but I also made a major change in lifestyle. Come back in the room with me and I'll show you "Urology" too.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I don't think I need to post the original. Just read the title...

Cowboy Psychics by fuzzyman 10-26-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! I knew you were going to say that.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Yeah, you know the original.

CC 75: Cowboy Parody by BigEvilDan 10-26-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! Does it make sense yet? Maybe in another hundred Cowboy Physics parodies or so.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

The Risk-Free Life by timxcampbell 1-12-01

~~ RrrRRrring ~~ Probably just some phone solicitor. I hate them. ~~ RrrRRrring ~~ Or a bill collector. Those cold-hearted bastards. I'm lonely.

CC 75: The Risk-Free, Money-Back Guarantee Life by BigEvilDan 10-26-01

~~ RrrRRrring ~~ It's Mom! God bless Caller ID. *click* Hello? Hi Petey! How's my favourite son? I'm great Mom. It's nice to get a call from someone who isn't a telemarketer. That's nice, honey. Say, what long distance company are you using? Because if you switched to BS&S I could get you a great deal on... Now I remember why she sold me that caller ID in the first place.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Yay, someone used one of mine finally!!!

Got Scrote? by Spankling 6-07-01

DANG! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a bull's balls! Moo

Got Scrote? (The Director's Cut) by israphael 10-27-01

DANG! I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a bull's balls! Moh!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Twice.

Skeet Shooting by Drexle 10-24-01

Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) (*BANG!!!*)

Ode to Drexle by ObiJo 10-27-01

Sweety? Mr. Jones from next door is here and he's not too happy. Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) ...and you're getting hair and bone all over my yard. Not to ment... (*BANG!!!*)

My hero! by ObiJo 10-27-01

Oh no, honey! The house's on fire! Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) (*BANG!!!*)

Miracle Recovery by ObiJo 10-27-01

I just got off the phone with Sue. Jim Brown got hit by a car today. Doctors say there isn't much they can do. Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) What the hey? (*BANG!!!*)

No more sin! by ObiJo 10-27-01

Dad? Mom says we have to go to church today, but I was wondering if you could just...you know...uh... Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) I can see my house. (*BANG!!!*)

[Click to view comic: 'Cancer can wait']

I had WAY too much fun with these. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

As did I.

Dear god, I would never have thought I'd have started such a monstrosity.

God DAMMIT, I can't stop laughing!!!

Untitled by Drexle 10-27-01

Can you believe the nerve of that ObiJo? Making a whole damn series off a comic so crappy that I wasn't going to post it!!! PULL!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) Heeeeyyy... This is kinda fun... Holy crap, that woman in the highrise is getting naked! (*BANG!*)

I stole this joke from my friend. Dont' tell him by ObiJo 2-10-01

Good morning, class. Today we'll be discussing Isaac Newton. Newton was a great man who invented both Physics and Calculus. At the age of 20, he didn't even know geometry, but just 3 years later... Newton invented Physics AND Calculus? What an asshole!

CC 75: The next day in school (Based on an ObiJo joint) by Drexle 10-27-01

Good morning class, and welcome to sex education. Today we will be learning the proper technique behind using a condom... Why is everyone looking at me?

Skeet Prosletyzing by Drexle 10-27-01

Good afternoon sir, I'd like to talk to you today about God. Pull!!! (*Whoosh!*) Forgive them father, they know not wh... (*BANG!!!*)

Skeet Social Services by Drexle 10-27-01

You were right, honey... involving the homeless in our favorite passtime was a brilliant! Pull!!! (*Whoosh!*) (*BANG!!!*)

Skeet Dicipline by Drexle 10-27-01

Daddy, Bobby's hitting me!!! Pull!!! (*Whoosh!*) Noooooo!!! I'll be good!!! I'll call child protect.... (*BANG!!!*)

Skeetstruck by Drexle 10-27-01

EEEEEKKK!!! The monster's got it's tentacles up my secret places!!! Pull!!! (*Whoosh!*) This wasn't in the script... (*BANG!!!*)

That last one makes more sense if you've read any of my "Starstruck" series.

Dear god, I think that's enough madness for now.

Damn, Drexle, that skeet shoot one was incredible, simple but so damn funny.

btw I was shocked myself when not only you but fuzzyman used mine. =)

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

I disagree.

Skeet Thurmond by evil_d 10-27-01

Afternoon, sir. I'm Senator Strom Thurmond, and I'm going door-to-door to talk to my constituents about voting for me in the next-- Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) ...election. (*BANG!!!*)

Skeet Fishing by evil_d 10-27-01

Old hag won't let me go fishin' with my buddies this weekend, huh? Well, there's plenty of fishin' right here! Pull!!! (*Whoooosh!!!*) (*BANG!!!*)

Brilliant idea, Drexle.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The Excorcist by Drexle 10-27-01

Strike terror Lord, into the beast, now laying waste your vineyard, let your mighty hand cast him out of your servant, Regan Teresa MacNeil, so he may no longer hold captive this person... whom it pleased you to make in your image. PULL!!! (*Whoosh!*) Your mother sucks cocks in hell!!! (*BANG!!!*)

DexX, you always complained that nobody used your "Splat" graphic often enough. Are you regretting making it now? :)

NastyPope, you know I honestly *did* think that first Skeet Shooting comic was just far too silly to bother posting. I made it, giggled like a schoolgirl for about five minutes, hit save, and later on, wondered what the hell I was thinking. Jeez, I guess I should learn to trust my initial instincts.

Skeet Computing by fuzzyman 10-27-01

Please enter your Windows XP activation code. That code is not valid. Please enter your Windows XP activation code. That code is not valid. Plea-- (*Whoooosh!!!*) (*BANG!!!*)

I couldn't imagine a computer going "splat."