Actually, I'll just thank you for the really good advice/criticism and then sit here feeling appropriatly bad for my actions.

Regarding my 'morons' post, that really was a joke. I guess it doesn't really translate that well in text but i'm honestly not that egocentric that I couldn't accept people's criticism. The same goes for the 'SCREW YOU ALL!!!' comment. I thought the capitals and !!! might have given me away but you don't know me so its understandable everyone thought I was serious.

Thanks for explaining about how you viewed my name change. I didn't realise there would be interaction like this when I signed up so I just used my name. I don't feel comfortable with it being posted on forums and so I switched to an alias I use for spikedhumor and the IIDB. No sneakery intended.

Yes, when someone Googles my real name, I'd rather he didn't get 10,000 buttfucking jokes. Not at the top of the list, anyway.

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I would, which is why I made the page "Eric Neffke Presents 10,000 Buttfucking Jokes."

Seriously, though, when you google me, all you get is 10 year old postings to Robyn Hitchcock listservs.

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Now I'm disappointed no embarassing pictures showed up.

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Seriously, though, when you google me, all you get is 10 year old postings to Robyn Hitchcock listservs.

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I think we all threw away some perfectly good opportunities for communication in this thread. Take for example this remark:

Oh yeah? I suspect none of us understood your mother when she said "my son is such a faggot" because her mouth was full of my cock!

See, that shit would've been teh lawls.

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^ Ouch, you as cold as ice!

Is it possible to edit comics once they have been made by the way? I want to change one leeetle detail on one of them but I fear it cannot be done.

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^ Ouch, you as cold as ice!

Is it possible to edit comics once they have been made by the way? I want to change one leeetle detail on one of them but I fear it cannot be done.

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lol, thanks for the reply. This one's for you!

Eminem rap battle circa '98 by Ima_realist 11-03-06

On the mean streets of Detroit... What's the difference between me and you? You talk a good one - but you don't do wat you supposed to do, I act on wat I feel and never deal wit emotions. I'm used to livin big dog style, str8 coastin' So what's the difference between us? We can start at the penis. Or we can scream, "I Just Don't Give a Fuck," and see who means it! So whats the difference between me and you!?! You're white.

you know for a brit, you're not a bad guy.
after the period of initial awkwardeness, you just have to embrace the smarm inherent in these forums.

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Exactly, it's like sex with a virgin. It's a little awkward at first but once your in it's more or less smooth sailing. That was horrible wasn't it.

Let me get you your Gold Card.

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How do you know what sex is like? Does it tingle?

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Congratulations, Mr Holmes. You must feel very clever for pointing out the name change. It was hardly a secret considering I used the same comics but have a badge anyway. I didn't think it was the best idea to have my real name on the forum, considering everyone else hides behind their pseudonyms.

As for geo-social, of course it make's sense. I was joking in my earlier post but since you are all nobs I will have to explain it to you. The cartoon was a social commentary and was specific to certain countrys. It wasn't political and so (since I was joking) geo-social was the only pretentious thing I could think of.

Never have I met such an arrogant bunch of muppets on a forum, especially when it is so misplaced. I mean, some of your comics are funny but the way you act you would think you were getting them published. For people who think they are funny, get over yourselves.

You might well be muppets but unless I get banned for being a nasty pasty, i'm going to stay for awhile.

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Wait. I'm not supposed to make September 11th comics?

SLAINTE!

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to the first poster... That uh wasn't uh really funny...

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I suspect none of you understood the beautifully crafted geo-social critique because you don't live in England. Either that or you are all morons. I refuse to hear that my comic wasn't funny!

SCREW YOU ALL!!!

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Um... ah... ahem... er... gee whiz Wally why'dja have to go and get all icky and stuff on us.

But seriously, you asked us to critique your stuff and after reading our answers you say SCREW YOU ALL!!! - What up wid dat negro?

The Irish are right, goddamn the English anyway.

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Just to make it clear, I apologise to the board for how I came across. what I said earlier really was meant tongue in cheek, but I can't lie, I was a little pissed off at my reception. That's my fault however for not understanding how this forum works. I have since removed the stick from my arse so hopefully we can all get along.

Most of us are far too lazy to hold a grudge or a job or an opinion.

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Whoa there matey pop. I apologised, beyond that, please accept a large F.U.

If you're joking, fair enough. If not, lol.

Thank you for that piece of psychoanalysis. I have learned something about myself and with your help, I could make myself a better person. It is amazing how you could come to such insightful conclusions after only reading a few forum posts and some comics. Infact, it's so amazing one could argue that despite what you think, you don't actually know me at all.

And yes, I know my comics are pompous, I thought that was pretty obvious with names like 'Postmodern Juxtaposition.'

Would anybody else like a pop at uncovering my psyche? £10 to the first person to reveal my Oedipal issues or devestating social inadequacies.

I'd say your problems stem more from the Elektra complex.

Hmmm. On reflection it is obvious that your words were intended to be pretty nasty actually. Now that's not nice. I really was joking earlier, as i keep saying, but you obviously harbour a grudge.

I take it you really are the gimp on that black and white photograph from your website? My god man, you must be atleast fifty five years old, yet here you are, trying to bully me via the internet. If I were to psychoanalyse you i'd say that your hostilty to somebody who's probably a third of your age is down to your own shortcomings. Maybe you feel angry because your best years are behind you, or maybe it's because you look about 5'6. Either way, you're a bit of a prick. I came on here with the wrong attitude, fair enough, my fault. I apologised and I meant it. I'm not having some sour old arsehole like you hold a grudge and them harasse me. I wouldn't mind if I really was the person you make me out to be but i'm not.

Saying this isnt going to get me any friends but to be honest, on here as in real life, i'm really not going to take any shit from a sad old prick like you.