I love 'em all!  You masterfully capture the hilarity of the rpg session.  Keep 'em coming!

Considering they're 99.9% true stories (some events and words have been changed slightly to maximize humor value), I'm not so much capturing the hilarity of an RP session as documenting the hilariousness of geekdom.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 7-06-07

Your patron, Jamus Feck, laons you a wagon. It's servicable but old, with his name painted on the side in faded letters, the 'e' in his last name all but nonexistent. I'm going to paint a 'u' there when I get out of sight. Give me your character sheet. D'oh!

Game Night by HCRoyall 7-06-07

Luke, you successfully disarm the trap and unlock the chest. There is nothing inside it, unfortunately. Who goes through all the trouble to lock a chest with a masterwork lock and set a trap with black lotus poison if there isn't even anything in it? The same type of person who fills his lair with evil mutated chipmunks and woodchucks like the ones you've been fighting for the past hour. Besides, I've been looking for a place to hide your corpse when I kill you and take your stuff. Sometimes I really hate this campaign.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 7-09-07

Both tens? Nope, you don't hit with either attack. Hah! Man, you suck all of a sudden. My character took a blow to the head from a heavy mace last round. Your paladin has been rolling shit all night; what's your excuse? Uh...

Game Night by HCRoyall 7-10-07

So what's the difference between the 'Hordes' and 'Warmachine' miniatures games? In Hordes the warbeasts generate focus and the controllers siphon it off in order to keep the thing from going nuts. In Warmachine the controllers generate focus and give it to the mechs so the mechs can keep functioning. So the difference is "suck" or "blow"? Pretty much.

Game Night by HCRoyall 7-10-07

"Tyrant Xerxis." This is a pretty cool mini. Yeah, he's the only caster that doesn't have to worry about his warbeasts going nuts. Any warbeast that frenzies and charges him immediately stops and loses all its focus. So those aren't really humongous maces he's wielding, but gigantic rolled-up newspapers? That's one way of putting it.

Game Night: Through a Character's Eyes by HCRoyall 7-11-07

You confirm a critical hit. What's your damage? Le's see here... the total is 41 points of damage. Dude. If they take twice their HP in subdual damage they still die. You just killed that orc three times over. The Twainsplitter strikes again! I can't escape the blood... it just won't wash off!!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

funny comics.

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Game Night by HCRoyall 7-25-07

That's definitely a critical. Hunter, You take 97 damage from the ogre's greataxe. Ecch. Me and my -15 hit points are going to sit over here and roll up another character. The Twainsplitter is dead! Long live the Twainsplitter!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 7-27-07

Yeah, I think I have this tournament in hand. With an AC of 215 against everything, I can't help but win. I can ignore magical armor bonuses with one attack per day and if I hit the bonus is dispelled. Fuck.

Game Night by HCRoyall 7-30-07

One year ago... I just don't see the point of the miniatures games. I'm sure they're fun, but you get so much more out of the same amount of money with D&D. Hey Josh. Ring me up, will you? An entire Skorne army? You know, I seem to recal a certain conversation... Just swipe the card and give me my models, dammit.

Game Night by HCRoyall 8-02-07

I think I've got this Broken Character Tournament in the bag. My Fort save is ridiculous, and I'm immune to the damage from anything that would require a Reflex save. How's your Will save? Touche.

Game Night by HCRoyall 8-13-07

So Josh is trying to keep it secret that he's closing the Outpost because he thinks everyone will stop coming and find somewhere else before he closes. But everyone knows already, and we're still here. And if he's keeping it a secret why is he constantly moving more and more stuff out? I never said he was smart.

Game Night by HCRoyall 8-17-07

Hey Hunter, about you taking over for Phil on Tuesdays. I... No you are not making a monk out of my large-sized custom race with a 15-foot reach and using feats to increase his damage to ridiculous levels. Your DM powers are impressive. You have a long way to go before you can beat me at that game, young grasshopper.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 8-29-07

Okay, are we ready to... wait, where's Luke? His phone's off. Can't get through to him. Wasn't he the one who called everyone to make sure we were all here tonight?

Game Night by HCRoyall 9-06-07

Before we start, I'd like to introduce John, who will be joining us, and thank him for letting us play at his shop. Also, has anyone heard from Luke lately? He said he missed the past couple sessions because of errands and a safe driver's course. And he told me the screen on his phone isn't working so he doesn't know when he's missed a call. That doesn't explain why he keeps his phone off and never checks his voicemail.

Game Night by HCRoyall 9-12-07

I guess we can officially rule Luke out as a player in this campaign. Too bad for him, because I forgot to give you guys some XP last time, so tonight I'll be handing it out like candy. XP candy? Does that mean we'll level up like when you give candy to Pokemon? You fail Tom. You fail at life.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 9-20-07

All right. As you begin to draw your weapons, you feel suddenly sick. Make fortitude saves. I knew that spellcaster was around here somewhere. Probably invisible. What the hell? Why does he get a surprise round? How about because he caught us by surprise?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 10-08-07

Before you ask, yes, I had a bad day today. I apologize in advance if I'm a little short-tempered. That being said, don't take it personally, but I intend to end one of your characters tonight. Hmm... if one of us dies, that means the other two get more experience. You're assuming he doesn't TPK us. I'm not sure Ernie will feel so bad now about skipping this week's session...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 10-31-07

Wow. There was a 3% chance you'd critically hit yourself on that fumble, Guy, and you got it. I'd suggest buying a lottery ticket. Fuck. Three characters in as many sessions. I think that's a record. I would take that as a sign that God did not like it when you retired your paladin.

Game Night by HCRoyall 10-31-07

As you are scaling the tower, a huge creature that resembles a giant octopus with wings emerges from the top and attacks. It's a Mind Flayer Demilich! We're screwed! Rolled a Nat One on your knowledge check to guess when it is, eh? At least it's not Dire Shark Were-Camels again.

Game Night by HCRoyall 10-31-07

Well Jason, there was a 3% chance for the Reincarnation spell to bring you back as a kobold like you were. The dice have determined that you are to be a human. Sorry. Will of the gods and all that. You owe the druid 2000 gold. Well that sucks. Now all my racial feats are absolutely useless. Don't feel so bad. They weren't all that useful to begin with.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-12-07

My first shot at a game called Shadowrun... Ok, now your troll gets an action. I punch him. I get two successes. Two successes. ------------------------ You rolled 24 dice and you got two successes. Only two sucesses. --------------------------- Just two. Look, according to probability, there's a 1 in 3 chance for a success on each die. So you should have gotten at least 8 successes. You don't have to rub it in.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-12-07

Umm... In my defense, you really were supposed to run away from this monster, not attack it... This is the second character I've lost in as many game sessions. Welcome to the club. We have coffee and donuts.

Game Night by HCRoyall 11-12-07

In my defense, I expected the full party to be here for this. Well, none of us died at least. The monk would have if we weren't better than the DM at math.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I have been going back and adding comments to my Game Night comics both as pointers to playing said games, strange coincidences that accompany aspects of the games, and general do's and don'ts.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Read this before?

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

InjokesterI was a big fan of DM of the Rings. This is awesome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Make sure to have a look at DMM's other comics as well, they're what prompted me to make lego comics of my own in the first place.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-05-07

Now, I want to make it clear that in the era of the Star Wars universe we'll be playing in, it is quite dangerous to be a Jedi. That said, I still want at least one Force Sensitive chara- ME!!!! Okay then. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move Along.

Game Night by HCRoyall 12-05-07

You hear? I'm moving across the state at the end of the year. But... what about our fighter duo? We were going to have so much fun with that... I know! Drinking contests, wenching, generally annoying the crap out of Ernie with zany antics... Fate has rolled our dice, and he critically failed. That almost sounded deep. I know. I'm thinking of starting my own religion.

 

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night by HCRoyall 1-11-08

Weeeell, now you guys owe a red dragon monthly tithes of gold, jewels, and magic items. Great job everyone. I blame Hunter for this. We could have just walked away before they summoned the dragon. If you had just thrown a goddamned fireball into the center of their camp like I'd suggested then they'd never have had the chance to summon the dragon.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Game Night: Superhero Version! by HCRoyall 1-17-08

So Ridiculously Old Man jumps out from the alley and smacks this guy with his walker just because he suspects this person of being evil? Yep! We're totally fired from the Justice League, aren't we? Oh yeah.

Game Night: Superhero Version! by HCRoyall 1-17-08

As you begin gnawing on the pigeon, a PETA member runs up and begins beating you with a sign, screaming like hell and calling you a murderer. Caveman Dan will headbutt her! You couldn't have fucking waited until the press went away, could you? I hate you, Caveman Dan.