Roadrunner or Quack? by rascalsviper75 12-14-06

A car races by, but the duck is to fast. See? It missed me by a mile. duck A tractor trailer speeds towards the duck. I dont see any flying by. duck Now serving grilled duck. I told you to duck.

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Beam Me Up . . . by rascalsviper75 12-15-06

Damn it Scotty, quit fuckin around! AHHHHHH!

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Mr. Bako by rascalsviper75 12-18-06

The making of 'Bacon Bits', a funny, romantic comedy starring Mr. Bako. Can we get a close up over here? This is a close up?! You went the wrong way! Next time you want to get your carrot wet by a hooker, do it away from the camera!

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Super Mario Kong? by rascalsviper75 12-20-06

Ok monkey, Lets make a deal. I'm the Donkey Kong Bitch! uh huh, right, well I need to know if we can skip the whole jumping over barrels crap. You may be Super Mario crackah but I'm the Donkey Kong bitch! Whos the bitch now monkey!

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Virgin Holiday

Last thought before a facial. This is the LAST time I have sex with a virgin.

by rascalsviper75, 12-20-06

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Most active noob in a while, I like your persistence. Keep em' coming and they'll keep improving.

Humpenstein

Thank you. :)

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