I are to be hearing lots of make noise in this place! You are to be keeping this down or be feeling the wrath of my mighty might!

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The_young_scotOH HO! Zaster! Come to be gazing upon the mighty growling of puny kitten from the land of Scots!

He is thinking he is to be challenging the mighty mightiness that is even that of our pinky fingers, yes? Hilariousnes!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Is that what was that noise! I thought it was but the annoying buzz of some teensy insect. It is too early in the year for such a noisance.

Such a tiny mosqeeto should fly back to Scotland and drink the blood off of brownies and leperacauns. He will only bend his tiny beak trying to bite through my iron mussels!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Haha! You make me laugh hysterical! But such thing come with heavy price, my mighty manly laugh did destroy many mountain villages!

This is problem for me, my strong is too much sometime!

One time, after rousing game of building toss, I was to give friend congratulatory high of five, but I high of five him too hard! My powerful did crush very much friends body and did rip hole in very fabric of space and of time!

Thankfully I fix space and time rip with manly shout (it too was scared of my power!)

You say you are tough? Tough as like me? This I would like see!

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fuck america the rapists of the world

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fail, fail again, fail better.

Ah, my good friend: please to except my agreenment! A toast to "fuck america"!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The world was asking for it... wearing a dress like that with no underwear.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002