...and to think that, in the same contest, my Boonerism Spird beat Captain Monosyllabic.

There is truly no justice in this world.

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...and to think that, in the same contest, my Boonerism Spird beat Captain Monosyllabic.

There is truly no justice in this world.

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Thanks for doing the legwork, wirthling. I knew I remembered winning with Captain Monosyllabic.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Ok, Mr. History. Where did Tobor come from anyway?

Mr. Search Function says: Though the character string "Tobor" first appears in Comic #4890, where it does appear to refer to Red Robot, the seed from which our Tobor sprouted is most likely Comic #11138, a boorite joint from Serial Comic 1, in which a human in a Tobor suit utters that now-famous phrase. The robot at last achieves his own identity in Comic #12068, also by boorite, who would probably be a better person to answer this question.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Behind.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tobor was built to service Richard Gere, of course.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Well, when a mommy and daddy robot love each other VERY MUCH....

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

If you kids are good I'll tell you the origin of THISTY BEATNIK.

I can use "Mr. Search Function". I'm just wondering if he was a product of boorite's imagination only or if the idea came up in the forums is all.

If we look at this, we find that the Red Robot from our diesel sweeties selections is :

Red Robot #C-63 is the sworn enemy of all hu-mans. His fling with Eve led him to be the world's first hypocritical robot. He's originally from Exploding Dog.

I was probably the first to call him Tobor and certainly coined the phrase, "Raaar, Tobor will cornhole you." The context was a serial comic parody of Mary Worth, wherein the stripper before me set me up with the S&M penguin as Robert Downey, Jr., who had supposedly made Mary dress up in a red robot suit, presumably for prurient reasons. So I had Mary chase him around pretending to be this Tobor, which gave Mr. Downey quite a thrill, apparently.

Tobor was a science-fiction robot from old B-movies. It's "Robot" backwards. Clever, huh?

I'm putting "Raaar, Tobor will cornhole you" on my c.v., under "publications."

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What others say about boorite!

In the beginning there was my Sodomizer 5000.

What would Brian Boitano do? by ObiJo 3-22-01

Though the Confederacy was eventually defeated, more than one Union soldier soiled themself when they first saw the south's secret weapon, the Sodomizer 5000. Come to daddy.

Then boorite completely stole my perfectly good idea with his introduction of Tobor. (May he chaffe his nether regions so bad he loses all ability to pronounce hard consonants.)

My first sale! by boorite 4-12-01

It's TV producer Yadahentai Mobukakke! Mr. Boorite, I am here to buy the rights to your gameshow idea, "Super Robot Manrape Endurance Torture Rally." Sheez, I'm so hosed on Old Crow and Benadryl, I'll sign anything. One condition: You are first contestant. Hmmm, let me think abou-- RAAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!

The popularity of Tobor quickly made the Sodomizer 5000 yesterday's news and he was swept away to the land where forgotten and unwanted cartoons go. (syndication)

Poor Sodomizer 5000 by ObiJo 5-16-01

Oh, everyone just LOVES Tobor. Meanwhile, I sit here all alone and unused. What I need is a catchphrase that strikes fear in people's hearts. But that cornhole thing is already taken. Hmmm. How about... You smell like poopy, Mr. Poopy Pants. Haha! Look, Mommy, a funny robot! Say the funny thing again, Mr. Robot! No. Pleeeease?

I kid, of course. I like Tobor so much that in a couple of years, after I get better at my electronics habit, I fully intend to enter a Battlebot named Tobor. (If nobody's beaten me to it.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yes, I should acknowledge that Tobor stands on the shoulders of the Sodomizer 5000.

Here is the earliest strip I have been able to find that uses a sodomizing robot. Or the word "sodomize."

Just like home by craig 1-08-01

And then God gave unto Moses the ten commandments. You know, your a robot. Therefore, you have no soul to be saved by any god. It's true. What? I have no soul?!?!? Oh well, I'm going to sodomize and kill you then. Awwwwwwww, fuck.

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Just as I must say that the Sodomizer 5000 stands on the shoulders of the "Oh well, I'm going to sodomize and kill you then" robot.

I think I've done maybe 3 S5K strips and 15 Tobor strips.

No contest. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Gods. I've done about 110 strips, of which.... at least 40 are Tobor-related.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.