AngryAmerican

How you ever nailed her in the bathroom stall? Gangbang maybe? Come on you can tell us.

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Shovel Ready

Men Are Stupid TOO!

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Another Day...Another Dollar......Another Day To Walk On Water

My favorite part: 

"While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Of the "Dumb all over" song, that is.  That was dumb of me.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I like horns on cars that go "beep! beep!" and "ahh-OOO-gahh!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

HCRoyall

Translation: "If only a guy who acted like you looked like my boyfriend". You aren't going to get Hottie McHotness to break up with Travis Bigdickenhunk based solely on your willingness to be a doormat.

So basically, we're in agreement - both men and women are dumb.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

It just comes back to women thinking they can change men. Period.

All women are guilty of it in some form or another. Some guys are too. And some guys are guilty of trying to change for a girl.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I ain't changin' for nobody, and that goes for my underwear, too.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

'tude:  I heard somewhere the following sage observation... "Women go into a relationship hoping they can change the man; Men go into a relationship hoping the woman will never change.  Both will be disappointed."

In the interest of fair self-disclosure, here's the biggest hangup I've ever had in my life, and it turns out to be my own male stupidity:

Once upon a time I met this girl at summer camp that I somehow thought was all that and a bottle of Pepsi.  She was the camp manager's daughter, so it was a given that she'd be at camp every year.  One summer day I let her know that I had a silent yen for her for years, and she took me up on it because guys simply didn't pay her much attention.  The months that we were "together" caused me to conceive this beautiful image of her, something that she didn't get (or take) much input in.  When the relationship broke up the next spring, it was by her calling names and dissing on me, not any discussion or mutual agreement.  This got under my skin in the summer between my junior and senior years of high school. -=- Fast forward to now, so many years later that she now has two teenage kids.  She looks me up, we hang out a couple times to talk, I ask the questions that haunted me since our teenage years, and in getting the answers to who she was then and what she didn't tell me back then, I suddenly realized (at last) that I had her completely wrong.

Now, the first thought my male reptillian brain came up with, after she told me how she married some Navy guy she met in a bar who beat the shit out of her until she ran away 4 months pregnant, was "You could have been with me and things would have been better."  But that's incorrect, and guys like me believe the shit they make up in their heads.  A more accurate appraisal is, "You could have been with me and things would have been somewhat different for us both"... not better, and not everything would have come out different since we'd still be our screwed-up selves. 

Apologies if the formatting on this scrolls on for no logical reason. 

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up4abeer

How you ever nailed her in the bathroom stall? Gangbang maybe? Come on you can tell us.

the fucked up thing about her is that she's just a drunk. she doesn't like sex at all, which tells me the guy she married for health benefits or something, wouldn't know a clitoris if it jumped out of a tree on to him.

poor, dumb.....girl.

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Kill Whitey.

themushroom

How could things not have been better, unless you'd have beaten her up just the same?  Sounds to me like she hit the nail on the head with the idea things would have been better.  I used to say that going from my ex husband to the love of my life would have been jumping from the fire into the frying pan. 

Now I'm running like hell, on fire.  See my avatar?  Mandingo rocks!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Heh, thanks Pita. But the unfortunate thing is that she didn't say that... that's what I was thinking (and may have implied to her face once). No, there would not have been any domestic violence, that much is true and life is better without that, but it wasn't until I was 30 that I got my life together enough that I could even consider being a spouse or parent. Could be she should have waited too, but life happens when we least expect it -- or have other plans.

I can't say I've met that many guys (or Guys) who were holding off for "the right one", meaning someone other than the woman that was always there for them. I've seen that many times with women. Supply-side economics, perhaps. Have seen boys and girls both who made out with Dude or his sister Chick Innabar while the real deal was at home oblivious. Spice seems to be the spice of life.

Friend of mine was with this woman (let's call her Amazonian) for years, having stole her from his best friend. After the birth of their child she wouldn't screw him because she felt fat and ugly. Eventually she started banging a bagboy (huh?!) so they moved apart. He hooked up with a teenager. One day he told me with a grin that he'd had a threeway with both of them... *head spin* What, it took another woman to get Amazonian to get her to put out?

Of course, this was the same Amazonian that told him she didn't want him to have any pornography in the house because she didn't want him looking at other women -- but wasn't sharing herself with him either. He asked her where the middle ground was, if he can't get it from others but can't get it from her either (even offered to take nude photos of her so he wouldn't be looking at other women but wouldn't be bothering her either), and she never offered any. Or, I guess, until he married some young chick Amazonian thought was hot...?

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Sorry, I didn't read thoroughly enough to pick up that she didn't say it... but you couldn't have been far off.

Relationships boggle my mind any more, and while I sometimes get lonely and wish I had a male friend to accompany me to parties or special occasions at my job, ultimately I'm happier and can think more clearly when I'm alone.

Romance isn't all it's cracked up to be, seems all the good guys end up being treated badly by sluts and bitches, and the good girls are home with broken hearts.  They just can't seem to find each other.

I'm fat, and according to my father if I "ever want to catch and keep a man" I need to lose weight first.  I'd like to think it was ICU psychosis (he recently went thru aortic aneurysm surgery...we thought we were going to lose him).  I'd also like to think he never stopped loving my mother when she was fat (the poor woman had 8 children).

Amazonian sounds a bit looney, but I know I still loved sex no matter what my size, and I think she was lying.

See, real love is for the person and the inner beauty they possess.  Fat, bald, no teeth... size... none of that matters.

I'm just a dumb woman, though :P

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Dumb woman-

(Although I think that deaf-speak is kinda cute.)

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

UnluckyCharms

Best part of that statement: you capitalised each word. Brava!

I agree that women are dumb. I really do. Hence why I am better friends with the guys in our circle as opposed to the girls. Girls bring on drama. Girls are hypocritical, and self-centered, and can't stand change. Guys just sit there and take it all in. They crack jokes that prissy little girls find offensive. For example... we had a group of about 14 that went to see Borat when it first came out. When we left the theatre, all the girls were talking about how gross it was and how they couldn't believe they wasted time and money on it. I, on the other hand, was reminiscing about the hilarity with a few of the guys we were with.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I am going to do something that will shock and disgust some of you.

I'm going to post something in the defense of dumb broads.

  I think some girls succumb to the cultural stigma that men don't like women smarter than themselves. Hell, being a guy, i know LOTS of guys who like having the upper hand in all aspects of a relationship. Dating a women who is smarter than they are offends their delicate male egos. These girls are raised from birth to indulge their whims in all things 'girly'. They obsessively follow fashion trends, pop culture and other facets of our society that would only matter to a girl whose primary goal in life is to be as attractive and fashionable as possible-traits they have trained for and associate with the finding of a suitable mate. Unfortunately this drive leaves little time for stuff that really matters such as education, culture, knowledge and life skills.

  Sadly guys, this is to a certain extent our fault. The vast majority of of us idiot men running around out there put so much emphasis on physical beauty that a lot of women have no time or interest in developing their other charms. They dumb themselves down to make themselves more appealing for us, and never manage to to pull themselves from this mindset.

  It takes a lot more than good looks to get me interested in a girl. If that was all that mattered to me, I'm in the perfect enviornment for it at work. Fortunately I seek more than that. For example, the girl I'm kinda seeing (long distance sorta thing) gave me a small black bear pelt for my birthday that she skinned and cured herself. She's a country girl with serious survival skills and lots of guns. The fact that she's a damn good looking women doesn't hurt either...

  To me, that's fucking hot.

  Sometime i think a better title for this thread would've been 'Humans are dumb'.

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Kill Whitey.

AA: True, all that. And tall women are intimidating, too. :) I prefer the women I keep company with to be intelligent -- possibly even a little more intelligent than myself -- and have little tolerance for dumb people in general. I'm not sure whether my liking of geek-girls yet not trying to get with them is because I love their intellect but don't want to be with someone significantly smarter than me, or because I dispise anime and RPGs and think women should have good hygiene.

Pita: I've heard plenty of stupid parents say shit like that (and the concept of "get and keep a man" makes it sound like we're lake trout). When you look around, there are plenty of fat or above-average women who have a good partner. Hell, I've seen some downright obese and fugly-faced women be very popular with the menfolk (though they're not always the best menfolk). People love people for who they are first and what they look like second, and other than the shallow little jerkoffs that won't give a person the time of day if they aren't pretty the world is filled with good caring people. I've never seen a picture of you but I'm going to say now that you probably would look fine to me because I've seen your intellect (posted here) first, and that's more meaningful than size.

Clarifying a point on Amazonian: She didn't claim to lose her libido, so far as I know, but her story went that became self-conscious about her body and claimed she was not attractive after having her child, no matter how often her boyfriend told her otherwise. Having seen her :) I disagree about being ugly, she gained some stretchmarks and didn't quite lose the barrel, but otherwise she was still her Amazonian self. I think there was a bit of dishonesty instead, like she just didn't want to admit that she wasn't interested in her boyfriend anymore. When she found some young guy she liked, boom, she was a sexual being again. Funny, he'd been telling me his thoughts went in the other direction -- he still wanted her body, but it was her (the personality and mannerisms) that he couldn't deal with anymore but couldn't toss her out. :) It all worked out in the end since, as you see above, neither was happy with each other but neither could just come clean and break up.

kitty: I think both genders have their own forms of drama. But I will agree with you there are people who get wound up in what I'll call "what I should think is acceptable" and there are people who let the good times roll. (There are prissy, uptight, humor-impaired men too.) I prefer the latter since I'm constantly cracking wise, so good for you for having a sense of humor unfettered by what you should think is funny. You have to suspect that many of those people who are outraged by something in public will go home and, in private, ruminate privately on the parts they actually found funny deep-down. And ironically, the people who are sticks-in-the-mud because they believe people will think less of them for enjoying a coarse joke are really thought less of because they're just no fun to be around no matter what's going on. :)

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ORGY!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

You people just keep on saying stuff, don't you.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

my ex-fiancee was 6'1" and I'm 6'6". if we had children they would've slain us and taken over the world.

nuff'said.

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Kill Whitey.

themushroom

That was exactly my first thought - "what are we talkin' about?  Fishing?"  Of course, I don't talk back to my father, so I quietly fumed for a moment.

I have some friends who are overweight, and they're happily married (one extremely overweight married to a tall skinny dude).  Yet if you ask my ex, it seems to be the main reason I was no longer deemed attractive to him.  It's sad, really, because I'm not ugly, inside or out.

Thank you for the compliment - made me smile : )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I will concede that superficiality is shared equally by men and women... however, men will at least tell you to your face that you're not what they're looking for (take, for example, my ex. He told me that I was everything he was looking for mentally and emotionally, but physically not so much... at that point, I wasn't even that large). Whereas women will say what you want to hear to your face, and then talk about you and your "issues" behind your back.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

pita think I lived across a courtyard from those guys at my last apartment. Both were religious nuts who married so they could mess around together ethically (no premarital ess-ee-ecks or it's the firey furnace for you!). Truly a case of "be careful what you wish for."
pitaBecause you weren't as young or light as you once were, which one day mattered. One of those things we have no control over.

I had a laugh in the supermarket yesterday; there's a cashier that years ago looked like an old girlfriend so I took a liking to her. She'd avoid me when she saw me come to her lane. I kind of chuckled when I saw her in another store with her man around that time -- she looked 20, he looked 45, but it's all good. But yesterday I bought some stuff, first time I'd seen her in a long time, and it was visible in her face (she was wearing a puffy longish coat so I couldn't make out any details of her body) she's gained at least 50 pounds. Make no mistake, I'd still hit that, but maaan she's changed. Another "you could have been with me" story? :)

little_kittyBut not always in polite terms. Some will do the kind thing and let you down like it was a job interview, others can be mean pricks. And there are more mean pricks in the first twenty to thirty years of life.

little_kitty

Been there. Additionally, they'll tell anyone but you what the problem is, and no matter how you try politely to ask (phone, email, mutual friends) what's up they won't say a word. If anything, they get annoyed because you "don't get the message" they never sent.

I was thinking about one of the people I used in the earlier framework of women that use a guy as an emotional tampon then throw him out when he says "you could do better, with me" this morning. The four males she expressed a burning desire for in my presence: a) Pope John Paul II [honestly, the beginning of the falling apart of our friendship was me saying the words "I don't think he's the marrying type"], b) this cute young guy who had his wife and baby standing nearby when she introduced me to him, c) this 36 year old guy [she was 28 at the time] who still lived with his mother and wasn't the least bit interested in girls -- she said the attraction was because he looked like Tommy Smothers, d) this bleach-blond 20-year-old pop lyricist [see the reference to him in ZMannZilla's country music thread] who also wasn't the least bit interested in older women (but as for guys...). I felt bad about her ditching me until I saw her follow the young blond like a puppydog... then I laughed myself silly. Barking up the wroooong tree there.

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Your all welcome in my bed, even mandingo.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Women have breasts.

Thread over.