You can have Al Gore's if you can pull it out of his ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I know for a fact that Al Gore's poo is delicious.

A Problem With The World by muffindance 2-11-09

FOLKS, THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD TODAY PEOPLE AS A WHOLE ARE NOT GAY ENOUGH THE SOLUTION IS TO CHOKE ON SEVERAL MILES OF COCK

 

Fried Octosquid by muffindance 2-11-09

MOOOOOOOOM COME HELP ME, MOM MY DONG IS STUCK IN THIS JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER

Attention World by muffindance 2-11-09

ATTENTION WORLD PLEASE STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS ANNOUNCEMENT I HAVE AN ENORMOUS BLACK DILDO JAMMED UP MY ASS

So Tired by muffindance 2-25-09

I'M SO TIRED. I WAS UP REALLY LATE LAST NIGHT ... MASTURBATING TO TELIVISED GOLF TOURNAMENTS IS HARDER THAN YOU'D THINK

On Rights, Entitlement by muffindance 2-25-09

I HAVE RIGHTS, YOU KNOW AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, I AM ENTITLED TO DO CERTAIN THINGS IF I CHOOSE THIS INCLUDES SMEARING MY NUTS ALL OVER CHURCH WINDOWS

Although I'm A Gigantic Fag... by muffindance 2-25-09

KIDS: I KNOW I MUST SEEM LIKE A GIGANTIC FAG, BUT I HAVE HOBBIES OTHER THAN SUCKING COCKS I AM AN AVID MUSICIAN. MY INSTRUMENT IS THE RUSTY TROMBONE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, ASK YOUR PARENTS ABOUT IT

I'm going to start a religion around you. It will contain lots of gay fucking and huge boners.

It shall be called ISLAM

Please don't sue.

7th Century AD by muffindance 2-27-09

I'M GOING TO START A NEW RELIGION. IT WILL CONTAIN LOTS OF GAY FUCKING AND HUGE BONERS THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT? ISLAM

FIVE STARS!!!

What Did You Do This Weekend? by muffindance 3-07-09

I PAID A HOMELESS MAN TO TAKE A SHIT ON MY EX-WIFE'S PORCH AND BY "PAID", I MEAN "FORCED AT GUNPOINT" AFTERWORDS I SMOKED POT AND JERKED OFF TO THE HOME SHOPPING NETWORK

Apples and Bananas by muffindance 3-07-09

AND NOW I'M GOING TO SING A SONG: I LIKE TO LICK LICK LICK ANUSES AND BALLSACKS I LIKE TO RAPE RAPE RAPE PROSTITUTES AND STRIPPERS

A Super Funny Joke by muffindance 3-07-09

OKAY LISTEN UP GUYS!!!!!! I HAVE A SUPER FUNNY JOKE TO TELL I LIKE MY COFFEE THE WAY I LIKE MY WOMEN: RAPED AND DISMEMBERED IN FRONT OF AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

If muffindance's comics were in a tangible, fuckable form, I'd have sex with them and never ever stop.

Someone please write a song called "Several Miles of Cock". It would be a chart topper just for that alone.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hi everyone! My name is Muffindance and I am not dead so here are some comics for you!!!!!!!!!!

Hobbies by muffindance 4-18-09

ATTENTION, CLASS!!!!!! TODAY WE WILL EACH TELL EVERYONE WHAT OUR HOBBY IS. I'LL GO FIRST!!!!!!! MY HOBBY IS POSING AS A SCHOOL TEACHER SO I CAN FONDLE SMALL CHILDREN MY HOBBY IS COLLECTING STAMPS

The Bill of Rights by muffindance 4-18-09

AS A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES, I WOULD LIKE TO ADD SEVERAL THINGS TO THE CONSTITUTION MAINLY, I BELIEVE THAT EVERY MAN SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH A BIG FAT DICK IN HIS MOUTH I ALSO BELIEVE THAT I SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO LEAVE WORK RIGHT NOW TO CLEAN THE SEMEN STAINS OUT OF MY PANTS

Important Questions by muffindance 4-18-09

ALRIGHT, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE LOTS OF IMPORTANT QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS FOR EXAMPLE, IF I RAPED A PROSTITUTE AT GUNPOINT, WOULD I BE CHARGED WITH ARMED ROBBERY? THE ANSWER IS THAT I JUST EJACULATED IN MY PANTS

Another fresh batch!!!!!!! Baked with love (and semen)

Fat Faggot by muffindance 4-24-09

I'M SUCH A FAT FAGGOT!!!!!! ALL I CAN DO MOST OF THE TIME IS SHOVE FISTFULS OF PENISES AND JELLY DONUTS IN MY MOUTH *BUUUUUUUUUURP* THAT TASTED LIKE BALL SWEAT

Education by muffindance 4-24-09

GOOD MORNING CLASS!!!!!!! TODAY I WILL CUT OFF MY TESTICLES WITH A RUSTY SAW AFTRERWARDS, I WILL BEAT OFF TO GAY PORN IN THE MEN'S ROOM WHILE A HAIRY CUBAN MAN POINTS A MACHINE GUN AT YOU I HOPE YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS I AM

Marijuana by muffindance 4-24-09

LOOK AT ME SMOKING THIS FAT JOINT!!!! I'M SUCH A FAGGOT POTHEAD THAT'S NOT MARIJUANA!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST SMOKING MY SHAVED-OFF PUBES THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY MY PENIS IS SO ERECT

You never cease to arouse me.