Don't Have Surgery On the Weekend by ragu4u 10-26-09

Just sign this release Mr. Smith and I'll have your surgery done in no time. A release? It's just a formality in case there is a problem. If there's a problem I'm gonna kick your ass. One Hour Later Oops! Looks like one ass kickin, coming up! Why does my appendix still hurt?

Man on the Street by ragu4u 10-27-09

CNN is now third of the three major cable news networks. They are even behind their sister network, HLN. Your thoughts, please? I never miss "Lock-Up" on MSNBC. And you? Them bitches on FNC got it all over them skanks on CNN. And how about you? News? What's that?

Dilema by ragu4u 10-27-09

Hey Joe, nice costume for the party. Yo Bobby. What will you be going as? I'm a Bobby, what else? Not who are you going as, Bobby...what are you going as? Bobby will be a Bobby. Are you stupid? Well damn it, then Joe is going as Joe. I paid for this outfit for nuthin. I just don't see ANY fun in THAT!

Visiting The School Nurse

Is it? Well, is it? Yup....that's a yeast infection, alright!

by ragu4u, 10-27-09

"EXTRA" Read all about it! by ragu4u 10-28-09

Hey Maude, this Harry Reid must be quite the cocksman. It says here on TV, that he's pushing hard for the "Pubic Option". Whadda ya mean, "Closed Captioning" is only for people who can read?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Culture Clash

I say, Jamimah, how's about a randy little tumble, eh wot? It's Jamalia, bitch. Now best be steppin on back.

by ragu4u, 10-28-09

Beginnings of "Backfire Rock" by ragu4u 10-28-09

1953... A car backfires somewhere in South Philly Shock-a-lock-a-lock-a Shock-a-lock-a-lock-a Shock-a-lock-a-lock-a-BOOM!

Sex & the Single Syringe by ragu4u 10-29-09

With this syringe I can now create life. Sex between men & women is no longer needed to make babies. So I should forget about the blowjob I was supposed to give you? Whoa, whoa, whoa! A blowjob isn't sex... I thought not. Unless, of course, you swallow. Take that syringe & go fuck yourself.

The Paper Chase by ragu4u 10-29-09

There it is Congressman. I finally finished typing up the new Health Care Bill. All 1990 pages & 400,000 words? Yes sir. All 894 billion dollars worth of it. That's a lot, isn't it? Actually sir, it comes to 2.2 million dollars per word. So it does...but who's counting?

Reminds me alot of CHUBBY. Alot.

Like Taking Candy From a Baby! by ragu4u 10-30-09

This Halloween is the worst ever. Yeah, nobody is giving out any good stuff. Hey, I know a place where they give all kinds of stuff...anything ya want. OK..lead the way. The lights are on. But nobody's home.

Madame Zola Has a Bad Day by ragu4u 10-30-09

Madame Zola Predicts Who Is With Her I see an assassin with a headache. Close! I see a homosexual. What? I'm a fairy! Oh...I get it! I see a Postal worker. Hey! That's an insult.

When the Eyesight Gives Out... by ragu4u 10-31-09

...the sense of smell improves. If that little nun wants me to hear her confession sister, she'll have to break her vow of silence. What "little nun", father? This fishy smelling one....

Call "Disney Dates" by ragu4u 10-31-09

Brad is desperate..... No costume for the party, Brad? Worse...I have no date. ..but he doesn't trust Helmut. Well that can be fixed. Please, no.... Helmut comes through! I hear you're giving a party, mister? Depends. You giving head?

Does "Forever" mean your "Whole Life"? by ragu4u 10-31-09

Take your pick....burn FOREVER in the heat & misery of hell...OR... ...be locked in a cell for a week with this insurance salesman. It's a dry heat. I'll wear my Speedo & pack a fan.

Hair Raising Experience by ragu4u 11-01-09

So, what do ya think of the World Series so far? I don't get it. Millions of bucks for players...a billion bucks for a new stadium... ..and? ...and still no roof at the Yanks ballpark. Everybody is either freezing or soaking wet. Domes are for pussys, I say! Here, kitty-kitty-kitty!

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Memories Dim in the BIG House! by ragu4u 11-01-09

Warden, will I get that conjugal visit you promised me? Why sure, young fella. She'll be right in. What's THIS? Beat it, you diseased ridden slut. Listen warden, I wanted a conjugal visit with my WIFE! Sorry, Gary....your wife wouldn't come, so we got the next best thing...your daughter.

Mirror Mirror on the Wall

To Yourself....................To Everyone Else

by ragu4u, 11-01-09

I got a good kick out of the "Like taking candy from a baby" comic. Nice job. 

Shrewd Observation

Doesn't Obama seem to be getting extremely thin these days? Yeah, pretty soon he'll be nothing but Skull & Bones!

by ragu4u, 11-02-09

ragu4u

Haha, awesome. 

Changing the Subject by ragu4u 11-02-09

Psst. Hey! Nice tits. They gotta be fakes tho , right. Yes, they are. Mmm. They're still some bodacious tatas. Actually, It's a built up bra. I've had a double mastectomy. Hey...nice bush!

Fahrenheit 449 by ragu4u 11-03-09

C'mon, wait just one more minute and it should be hot enough to burn. Hurry man...I hate this friggen book.

Not Seeing Eye to Eyes by ragu4u 11-03-09

"Stay tuned for previews from next weeks episode of "V" on ABC." Go ahead. Don't believe me! "Yeah, right. Technical Advisor", my ass!