RCL no. 2150 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-25-10

"What kind of lame-ass wet T-shirt contest is this?" "The water's not getting anywhere near her chest!" "It's as if her tits have some sort of cosmic force-field that repels the spray..." Heh, heh, heh

RCL no. 2158 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-08-10

Hey, Phillip! It's me, Darrel... Um, can you do me a favor and call 911? No prob- wait. What are you doing in the ventilation system? Once a month, Phreaky comes in this room and does her self breast exam. Topless. Oh, my... She's at least a triple D-cup! This I gotta see... She already came and went... And, I've been stuck up here ever since because I still have a raging hard on! Try imagining Ernest Borgnine naked...

RCL no. 2159 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-08-10

Is this your stinky pussy, ma'am? What makes you think I have a stinky pussy? I wasn't accusing- Damn! I thought that if men focus on my huge ta-tas, they wouldn't notice how stinky my pussy is. Damn! Look at the size of her ta-tas. Who cares if her pussy stinks...

RCL no. 2160 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-10-10

Hey, Phreaky... The captain said we'll be reaching Earth's atmosphere soon, so prepare the ship for re-entry... My EYES are up here... Yeah, but your TITS are down there! [ *pant, pant* ] Uh, are you fondling your penis..? And then some! [*PANT, PANT* ]

RCL no. 2175 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-08-10

Circa 2112 A.D... Are you the "titty-wanker"? Yes. I've come to wank your tits. Cool. Follow me to the bathroom. You can wank my tits in there first. Then, we can move to kitchen, and you can wank them there, too... Wow. That's a lot of titty-wanking! ...where "titty-wanker" is the current term for a pipe-unclogger. Well, if you think the job is too "big" for you, I can call in a younger wanker who'll be able to handle my tits... No need. I'll just rest between wanks...

RCL no. 2194 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-01-10

And that's when I decided to go back to... To go back to... I'm sorry. I couldn't help noticing- My ample breasts? -that you're wear-ing the same shirt that was stolen off my clothesline last week, and now your "ample breasts" are stretching it out.

Groovy! - The Eyes Are the Nipples of the Face by edoggydog 6-16-10

I like wearing extra-tight T-shirts to really highlight my big breasts so men will pay attention to them... Groovy! So... Do you come here often? Hello..? I'm talking to you. I'm sorry. Did you say something?

Groovy! - CUMber Buns by edoggydog 1-05-06

Come on my tits! Groovy! What's the URL?

RCL no. 708 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-05

What is it, baby? I just got the test results back from gynecologist... Are you [gulp] pregnant? Worse! I'm HIV positive, and there's a 99.9% chance that I gave the virus to you... Shit! Just when I thought my life couldn't sink any lower! Plus, the doctor thinks I may have contracted it from your father.

Groovy! - Phreaky Deaky by edoggydog 6-21-10

What do you think? I should be a "shoo-in" to win this comic contest with these babies! The theme is JUGGLING, not jugs. No problem! Let me lift up my top and I'll show you... Groovy! *THUMPA* *THUMPA* *THUMPA* *THUMPA* *THUMPA* *THUMPA* Notice how each tit thumps my face in perfect, opposing rhythm! I can [*gulp* ] see that! Too bad the censors won't let the viewers see it...

Groovy! - Another "MySpace" Success Story by edoggydog 1-08-06

Then, I realized if I let that whore get away with stealing my husband without me burning down her home, I would never have true balance! Groovy! That's why I believe in "TIT for TAT"! Well, in that case...TAT! ?!? Give it up, bitch!

Groovy! - hkzskyuz ndeaobgjz ioafo by edoggydog 12-23-05

Say... You're kinda cute! I just LOVE a man in a beret! Wanna hear what I'd like to do with you? Groovy! I'd take you back to my place for a couple of drinks. Then, I'd take you into my bedroom. After taking off my top, I'd let you suck on my big tieoa nyu qig pelf mxnam...   ?   ...wuijag psrthnm anka ioa opdgn iao ago qe oop rtiya agnsh aao oegh ad hqa nnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnn Damn! It looks like edoggydog got WAY too excited when he was trying to type in her dialogue!

Take it from me.  Women do NOT just love a man in a beret.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Groovy! - Yack in the Box (v. 3.0) by edoggydog 1-10-07

Our hero calls an "escort" service... What say we turn out the lights and get "busy"? Groovy! [*sniff, sniff* ]What's STINKS? Yack in the box... Don't you mean, "Jack in the Box"? Nope. I "dated" a drunk guy named Russ last night, and he YACKED in my BOX...

not_Scyess wrote:

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Take it from me.  Women do NOT just love a man in a beret.

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Groovy! - More Phreaky Deaky by edoggydog 6-30-10

Want me to give you one of my "special" blowjobs? Groovy! [ *slurp* *slurp* *titty-slap* *slurp* *titty-slap* *slurp* ] Oh... my...GOD! UUUNNNGGGH!!! Wow! That was fantastic the way you used your boobs. What do you call that? "Jugglingus".

edoggydog wrote:

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not_Scyess wrote:

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Take it from me.  Women do NOT just love a man in a beret.

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Phreaky's no woman, she's a way of life!

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RCL no. 1684 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-20-07

I'm sorry, Brad... I'm going to be leaving Stripcreator. I got a better offer over at Witty Comics... I'll beat whatever they're offering if you promise to stay! They're giving me twenty pounds of birdseed a month, plus the owner said he'll personally tug me off on a daily basis... I can't afford to give you that much birdseed. And, you can forget about the hand jobs... Well... I'm not greedy. Ten pounds of bird seed a month, and a night alone with Phreaky and the "twins". Yes to the bird-seed. And, I'll have to check Phreaky's schedule, but I think I can fit you in between Clango and Dog-on-ball next month...

RCL no. 2243 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-07-10

BOOOOOOOOOOO... ...OOOOOOOOOOOOO... ...OOOOOOOOOOBS!!!

choice of art by mandingo 7-11-07

it depicts man's struggle against log  no  what if we hang it in the kids' room? now THAT might be fun

RCL no. 2268 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-17-10

[ *BOING* ] Holy shit! You okay, mister? What just happened? I was walking along, minding my own business, then all-of-the-sudden, *BOING*, I get knocked on my ass! You ran into my tits, dumbass. Really? I guess I didn't notice them... You didn't notice my 44DD's? Are you GAY??

Fuck me! (formerly Fuck You!) - Super Phreakin' Out by edoggydog 2-05-08

My boyfriend bought me a "gag" gift for Valentine's Day: A twelve-inch dildo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA [*snort*] Ironically, though, it did not make me gag! Ha, ha! However, I haven't been able to sit for a week! [ *snicker* ] FUCK ME!!

RCL no. 2274 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-20-10

I want to make mad, passionate love to you! But, you must remove your tie first... Okay! mmpf, mmpff Twenty minutes later... Well..? My wife tied my tie this morning, and apparently she used a knot that I have no chance of untying for such an occasion as this...

In the Beginning Was the Word by ragu4u 7-19-10

What do YOU want? I'm selling Bibles. Maybe I'll buy one if you come in & show me them tits. OH BABY, look at them bodacious tatas! It'll be cash only, Father.

phreaky and the dingo man by mandingo 10-21-05

oh, phreaky, what beautiful eyes you have so much better to look at you, my sweet oh, phreaky, what beautiful lips you have so much better to kiss, my sweet oh, phreaky, what beautiful tits you have don't even think about it, poker boy