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Jack In The Box(ers) by Lord_Vodek 3-26-10

Hey did you hear about that new restuaraunt? Oh yeah what's it called? Jack In the Boxers, Your mom eats there all the time Where's it at? And why doesn't she take me? It's between my legs and you're welcome anytime you want to come

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Idiot by Lord_Vodek 3-28-10

I lost my virginity to the girl I love nine days ago I know that... Yesterday I set her up with the guy I think she's going to spend the rest of her life with Why'd you do that? I still haven't completely figured it out You're an idiot

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1993: Creation by Lord_Vodek 4-02-10

Well on the one hand I lose my virginity But on the other I could get an STD or get her pregnant Are you coming? God damnit

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Nintendo Wii by Lord_Vodek 4-03-10

Why are you holding your hand out I was just plaing the Nintendo Wii Carpul tunnel? Yeah it was the new Wii Masterbate Say what? It's got killer two player action

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Riddle Me This by Lord_Vodek 4-09-10

There are two trains that leave the same point at the same time  Ok  One is red and the other is blue Ok? If they travel the same speed which STD will I get from your mom?

Pregnant IV by Lord_Vodek 4-09-10

You ever get that ominous feeling your life is screwed Ummm... No? Why? She's pregnant... Haha

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Haha, I must say I never saw such a punchline coming in "Riddle Me This"!

Oh yeah? Well your face! by Lord_Vodek 4-12-10

Hey your face is cut in half did you know that? Hey your face is cut in half did you know that? Huh? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya? SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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RCD 33: Tragic Accident by Lord_Vodek 4-18-10

Luke! I am your father. My name isn't Luke. And I'm not a clown. And finally my father died in a tragic cardiac accident Too much sexting? Too much sexting

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BTC: Boobage by Lord_Vodek 4-18-10

Well it seems it's finally over folks After hours of gutwrenching drama it has finally been ripped clean off and the world will always know what a brave brave woman Paris Hilton is. We now bring you live to Britney spears and her abortion I'm sure glad that wasn't my boob

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CTC #1: Getting It started by Lord_Vodek 4-18-10

Really? I never knew that about hippies

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Yu-Gi-Oh still sucks by Lord_Vodek 4-23-10

Kaiba you cannot take my grandpas card Yes I can Oh yeah? Instant Puberty with my Millenium Puzzle! Oh yeah Blue eyes white dragon! That's nothing I have all five peices of Exodia!

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Bloody Mary by Lord_Vodek 4-24-10

Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary Damn. Stood up again. What the hell do you want?

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RCD 33: My Vagina by Lord_Vodek 4-25-10

I'm Becky Sue reporting from the blacked out ER. How's my father doctor? The lights went out while I was cutting open his heart he's dead Really? I had a great life insurance policy on him. Want to fuck? Ummm...Sure? This is Becky Sue and my next report will be coming from My Vagina

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CC 450: Hero by Lord_Vodek 4-25-10

What happened? A drunk driver hit a family of six in thier SUV Wow. Did any of them survive? Yeah. But only because some jackass saved them all I heard he was Canadian Fucking Canadian

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The Never Ending Series- 2 by Lord_Vodek 4-26-10

You mean I can't talk about how you- I swear to your god I will kill your with my clubs You swear to my god? Do you not have a god that you pray too? I swore to your god to make sure you know how serious I am I'm athiest. Fuck you!

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Comic Cup: How I got my girlfriend pregnant by Lord_Vodek 4-29-10

As we lay there at a church camping trip next to a lake on the ground staring up at the stars and talking with her. She turned to me and this is what she said You still want to be on top? I was a virgin so of course I jumped at the oppurtunity to finally lose my virginity Ummm...Ok... And In a flash! It was over... Well that was damn right disapointing

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The Never Ending Series - 7 by Lord_Vodek 4-30-10

She what? Well you see the thing is. I gave her a skittle then I turned my penis into a snake and then back again Really? That must have been funny as hell. It was she thought she was tripping balls Well be that as it may oh well I don't really care...Did you get those pictures of Medusa I asked for? Well uhhh...About that...Yeah...I kind of dropped the ball on that one

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RCD: 34 Raising the bar... by Lord_Vodek 5-02-10

I love watching little girls dance it always makes my dick spring up

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If Only, If Only by Lord_Vodek 5-03-10

I proposed to my girlfriend today What did she say? She said no... Well do you know why? Something about the ring I bought her being from a 25 cent vending machine And you call me stupid

I feel like my non contest comics are losing thier touch =/

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Girl Problems by Lord_Vodek 5-09-10

What should I do? About? My girl man! I think that you should shut the fuck up about her already no one wants to hear about it. I heard you got shot down by that cheerleader the other day You want to talk about your girl problems?

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CC 451: When the scouts come marching in by Lord_Vodek 5-10-10

Knock Knock Hello I'm from the girls scouts and I'm sell- I don't want any cookies. I'm diabetic I am not selling cookies bitch. Girls Scout have been making porn magazine for the last five years not cookies I'll take a 10 year subscription

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I'm glad they switched to porn videos.  They GOTTA be cheaper than the cookies!

Failed Pick Up Lines by Lord_Vodek 5-11-10

Hey does this pill taste like a roofie? Does this rag smell like Chloroform? Nice legs what time do they open?

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Parent teacher conference by Lord_Vodek 5-14-10

They said the cookies were free That was the most horrible parent teacher conference we've ever had I know...I understand that you are pissed at me. Why did you do that? I'm not getting any tonight am I? damn right you're not getting any

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