Helpful comments, thanks.

Luckily Chicka, I have my ovaries and D cups with me today.

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Just don't post pics of your tits to the forums. Only a really unattractive person would think that was a good idea.

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Just don't post pics of your tits to the forums. Only a really unattractive person would think that was a good idea.

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I'll try and control myself, Crab..Holy rollerbladin' Jesus! Is that really you, Zilla?! I didn't even know that Wolverine had a drinking problem. Your tits are in a different league than mine--it's like comparing apples and anti-matter. Breathtaking.

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You actually read all of them? That must have taken a lot more time than it took me to read your group of, what, 12? I'm honored by the amount of effort you put in to your criticism.

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Thanks Vodek. I'm glad somebody is enjoying my comics, or as I like to call them--cries for help. I love to hear the word 'bitch' in compliments--made my day.

As for you comics--I read some and liked them, bitch.

 "Who put such a high premium on being typical? You're unique."

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Two Birds--One Stone by PennyDreadful 8-17-10

Alright Ms.Dreadful, I'm going to have to site you for not working Tobor into a strip yet. Please SC police, I was going to soon...after some more tasteful dick jokes. Give me a chance... RAAARRR. TOBOR WANT TO GENERATE GRAVITIONS BY CORNOHOLE YOU! That metal son of a bitch. Close enough.

How's this?

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Damn, I didn't catch those spelling problems...Gravitons cornhole. ah well..fuck it.

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Well, "cornohole" does sound kind of festive.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Festive indeed. Biped, you glorious bastard...you just gave me a great idea for my XXXmas card this year!

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Is it going to be 2 glasses of egg nog with seamen floating on them with you preparing to take a large gulp from each before passing out for the evening?

No----I hate Egg Nog.

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Got some new ones for you guys to hate and or ignore.

Team Player Interface by PennyDreadful 8-18-10

Hey Gary, I need you to make sure we're on the same page with sales on any future collaborations. Let's touch base about strategies later--the buzz word is "synergy". Shoot me an email. I'm sure that he goes home after a long day and just rapes kittens.

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How Pulchritudinous is Your Mother? by PennyDreadful 8-18-10

I think you might find it interesting to note, sir--that your Mother is so morbidly obese, that it is causing her significant health problems, and she can expect a decrease in life expectancy. Thank you so much for you concern, sir. I shall see that her personal physician is notified. Have you been made privy, my dear gentlemen, to the fact that I had intercourse with your sainted Mother last Wednesday after tea?

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Both of those most recent two made me quite amused.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ditto on that.  I vote PennyD as Most Improved Stripper 2010

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

Awww....shucks, that sure does makes a body feel good.

I can't post it here---but I feel that ' The littlest Bully' is a strip that I'm proud of. It's me in a nutshell.

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You should start entering contests

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I won a "training bra" honorable mention in the breasties--which I will cherish eternally---and internally.

I'm also going to enter something in the new racist competition for biggots about queers.

Just kidding, queers.

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The Hazzards by PennyDreadful 8-20-10

These are my sons Luke and Bo. I'm sensing a theme here... this must be Daisy. No...this is little Boss Hog.

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Alternate Ending to the movie "Big" by PennyDreadful 8-21-10

6 months later... What did that pedaphile do to you?! Tell me, Josh! Mom-- I've told you-- nothing. 2 years later... Show me on the doll where the big man touched you, Josh. Was it on your bathing suit area? Voltar! Thank God I found you! I gave up the greatet job in the world, money, and a sex crazed Cougar to be a kid again. Do you have a Dr.Kovorkian setting?

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First Day of School by PennyDreadful 8-23-10

Alright, first day of eighth grade! You ready? (huff) uhhh. We'll pick you up at 3:25. (huff) uhhh. You're going to start shopping at Hot Topic soon, aren't you?

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Be Good for Goodness Sake by PennyDreadful 8-23-10

I like the red. Right back at ya, chief. I've got a list of who's naughty and nice. Ditto. I teach little children to be superficial and covetous--pinning all of their material hopes on one day a year. That's pretty fucked up, even by my standards.

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"Santa" is an anagaram of "Satan" after all...

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

God Zilla,

That's a good catch.

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