RCL no. 5978 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-30-17

According to this, you have inherited the entire farm from your uncle... Does that mean I can butt-fuck the chickens? Well, it does say here that butt-fucking the farm animals is strictly forbidden... Wait. Except the chickens. So, I can butt-fuck the chickens? It would appear so. UUUUUNNNNGH!! NUUUUNNNGGH!!

RCL no. 5983 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-01-18

Tell me why you're late, Nurse Titty... I have a stuffed nose due to a cold and so in order to be able to work effectively, I was at home applying Vicks® VapoRub™ all over my chest! That doesn't explain why your late. I have a abnormally large chest! UUUUUUUNNGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGH!!! May I get to work now?

RCL no. 6010 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-07-18

This note was left by the victim... What does it say? "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE PULL THIS DILDO OUT OF MY ASS???" Ungh. Nungh. When did he have time to write this? NEXT!!

RCL no. 6144 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-05-18

Did you bring the money? Ungh, nungh! Is it in your pockets? Ungh, nungh! I guess you want me to reach in your pockets to get it? UUUUUNNNGGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGH!!

Groovy! - How we make it is NUUUUNGH of your business! by edoggydog 7-30-18

Welcome to Captain Jack's, matey... Groovy! Can I be starting you out with a creamy New England clam chowder? Yes... The creamier the better! "Another clam chowder and make this one extra creamy..." Coming right up! UUUUUUNNNNGGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!! That might be TOO creamy.

RCL no. 6310 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-08-18

See..? I told you having your cup of coffee in the morning outside is a lot better! Especially, when you have a half-naked Phreaky sunbathing in her front yard! Say, would you like a little cream in your coffee? Sure. UUUUNNNNGGH!!! NUUUNNNNGGH!!!! Or not.

RCL no. 6340 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-08-18

Can you teach me how to play pocket pool, Drex? Sure, Anders... First, you put your hands in your pockets. I don't have hands! Ungh. When I was a kid, I sawed off both of my arms in a freak woodworking accident! UUUNNNGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGHH!!

RCL no. 6378 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-11-18

Say... You're that "UUNNGH-NUUUNGGH" guy from the internet! Ungh-huh. You're my favorite RCLG character after Phreaky and Elbows Ethan! Who's your least favorite? That Chinese guy who keeps getting his ass kicked by his fat-ass wife! UUUUNNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!

RCL no. 6433 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-11-18

I can't believe they hired another unqualified black bitch just so they can check off two boxes on the Affirmative Action quota list! She is kinda hot though... Nice ass, big tits, plump dick-sucking lips, and... And... And... UUUUNNNNGGGH!!! NUUUUNNNNGGGH!!! Is that you, Rags?

RCL no. 6472 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-25-18

Suck it! Hear me? Suckity-suckity-suckity- suckity- suckity SUCK IT!!!! Dentures in or out? UUUUUNNNGGGH!! NUUUNNNGGGHH!!

RCL no. 6515 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-12-19

Oh, God... Here it comes! *OOMPH* You gonna fuck that? NO!!

RCL no. 6532 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-17-19

What are you doing here, Captain Obvious? Watching you take a dump, Holly! Is that some kind of sick sexual fetish of yours? I'll let you know when you're finished! Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm just here to change my tampon! UUUUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!

College Days by atomiclunch 2-01-19

Hi, I'm here for the Female Anatomy lecture with Dr. Ng. It's great to see an asian professor on staff here. Go ahead and have a seat, it's just getting started. Oh, the professor isn't asian, Chen. "So Doc, is the preferred word for these 'breasts' or 'boobs'"? Isn't Ng a Vietnamese name? Ah, no, his name isn't Ng... "The sign department just ran out of letters..." Well. Doc? HNNNNGGG NNNNNNNGGG!

RCL no. 6596 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-23-19

Nice "pom-poms", Kimberly! Are you hitting me, Mr. Harderpenus? Oh, nooooooo... You're underage and I could go to jail! Well, I just turned eighteen today, and middle-aged bald men make my tight, virgin pussy extremely wet! In that case, let's go back to my place and- UNNNNNNNGGH!! NUUUNNNGGG!!!! Never mind... I just came in my pants. Dammit.

RCL no. 6640 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-19-19

"...uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh... What... "UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH" ...the... "UUUUUUNNGH!! NUUUNNNGGGH!!" Hey... Save some of that dead-ass pussy for the rest of us! ...FUCK??

RCL no. 6663 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-28-19

Drexle coaches Butch on a passionate game of pocket pool... *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *RUB* *RUB* UUUUUUUNNGGH!! NUUUUUUNNGGH!!! Any questions? Yes... Can you show me that again? Happily! *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *rub* *RUB* *RUB* UUUUUUUNNGGH!! NUUUUUUNNGGH!!!

RCL no. 6778 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-01-19

That's it Clanko... Tweak it. Tweak it GOOD!! Tweak what? TWEAK THE NIPPLE!!!!! Um, is that anything like "sweep the leg"? UUUUUUUNNNGGH!! NUUUUNNNNGGH!!!

RCL no. 6796 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-09-19

Oh mighty vent in the wall... Can you answer a question for me? Lay it on me, little one... The previous comic mentioned something about "coitis"... What is that? It's when a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina (*pant*), and he thrusts it back and forth (*PANT*) until he UUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUNNNGGH!!! You okay?

RCL no. 6821 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-06-19

Is that what I think it is? Your salad? Ungh. Do you want me to toss it? UUUUNNNGGH!! NUUUUUNGGH!!! Next.

RCL no. 6838 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-18-19

May I help you? Do you carry a nightstick? Yes. Why? How big is it? Big enough to knock your fat head into retard! UUUUUUUNNNGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGH!!!

RCL no. 6921 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-01-19

You've heard of Aer Lingus? Right there... Right there... *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* I now present to you... Oh, God... I'm...going...to.... .......COME!! GO FOR IT BABY!! ...Air Cunnilingus! UNNNNNGGGH!!! NUUUUNNGGGH!!! PULL THE CHUTE!!!

RCL no. 6946 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-16-19

With this being my first home, it is important I christen it to seal my ownership. UUUUUUNNNNGGGH!! NUUUUUNNNGGGGH!!! I declare thee CHRISTENED!!

RCL no. 6950 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-26-19

I've never dumped on a sand dune before... I've never reverse cowboy'd a sand dune before... It actually feels really good! Oh, God... Here it comes! Oh, God... I think I'm gonna CUM! *OOMPH* UUUUUNNNGGGH!! NUUUUNNNGGGH!!!

Groovy! - When ads on TV backfire... by edoggydog 2-13-20

Your Valentine's gift is in the bedroom, Phreaky. Groovy! You got me one of those giant teddy bears like we saw on TV! YAY!! OH, YEAH THAT'S IT, YOU BIG BEAST!!! STICK YOUR GIANT FURRY COCK IN MY WET PUSSY UNTIL I COME!!! UNNNNGGGH!!! NUNNNNGGGH!!! Phreaky..?

RCL no. 7078 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-17-20

We need to talk, roommate... Ungh? Those weird noises you make in your bedroom is keeping me awake at night. Ungh-nungh. Half the time, you sound like the mating call of the South Atlantic sperm whale! UUUUNNGGGH!!! NUUUNNNGGGH!!!