Utterly filthy... The current Australian conservative government (ironically called the Australian Liberal Party - I have no fucking idea where they got the name) has not quite reached that point of complete desertion of public representation, but they are trying damned hard. This article gives us a sneak preview of the future of Australia.

About all I can think of in response is, "Oh fuck!"

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Be Proud. Be Informed.
http://www.romm.org/bushquiz.html

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http://globalresearch.ca/articles/MEY204C.html

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Sometimes I think I am too cynical.

Other times, I don't think I am cynical enough.

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http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/04/19/column.billpress/index.html

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This is the work of Bush and company...
http://www.desaparecidos.org/arg/victimas/eng.html

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America used Islamists to arm the Bosnian Muslims

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*sigh* Definitely not cynical enough...

The Pentagon arming the people who the CIA are fighting? That's fucking insane! Your taxes are paying for this lunacy...

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It would be great if there were some way I could stipulate that the money I earn can only be spent on things I support. But there isn't.

There's a commercial on TV now that shows a bunch of kids talking alternately about how they're responsible for killing people and how it should be their choice or it was only in fun or some such, and it ends with the message, "Where does the money to support terrorists come from? If you buy drugs, some of it might come from you." It would be fantastic if someone could make a parody that said "If you pay taxes, some of it might come from you."

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Ironically, after I posted that, I went to read some of the recent TMW comics, and found this.

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I think it was Tom Tomorrow's Biff Chucklehead who said something like, "Come on, it's not like we have limitless energy falling out of the sky or anything..."

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I am a real American,
fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American,
fight for what's right,
fight for your life!

When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside,
you gotta take a stand,
it don't help to hide,
when you hurt my friends,
you hurt my pride,
I gotta be a man,
I can't hold back!

I am a real American,
fight for the rights of every man,
I am a real American,
fight for what's right,
fight for your life!

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!

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Pols that suck are not new...
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/3147551.htm

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That is utterly, utterly filthy... If you left out the names of people and places, I guarantee that 90% or more of Americans would never believe that these laws existed in their nation. To think that their own nation had dirtied its hands with beliefs shared at the time by Nazis and considered to be abhorrent today... well, most would refuse to believe such a thing...

Yuck... makes my skin crawl to think about it...

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The point of the sig exactly.

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Ha ha ha! Great!

Ha ha ha! Great!

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It would appear that Bush Snr sadly didn't subscribe to this principle. As didn't his father...

Two tidbits:

How is it where you live?
http://www.scorecard.org/env-releases/us-main-map.tcl

Pot-smoking pages face no charges Why? Well, they're all Republicans …
http://www.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/05/01/congress.pages.pot/index.html

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http://www.pir.org/richnote.html

and

Breaking the constitution

and

Eleven microbiologists mysteriously dead over the span of just five months

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Evil Bitches

Too bad it aint Bush

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Come on. Condemning George Sr and Jr for Grandpa Bush's sins is unfair. Being descended from a bad'n is not a crime. The actual crimes of the president and his father are numerous and severe enough without having to dig up things like that. The same applies to silly nonsense about Jenna and whatshername getting half-cut at the shocking age of 32 of whatever they were. Let's not descend into Ken Starr territory.

Other than that, keep up the good work. :)

Did any of you Brits see Paxman tearing Blair apart on Newsnight? If not, you should watch the next part of the interview tomorrow. It's great stuff. Without all the usual spin, ol' Tone is revealed for the inarticulate, lying imbecile that he is. His voice was noticeably trembling as he realised what an idiot he was making of himself. The interview was all recorded in one chunk, I believe, so hopefully by the end of tomorrow's edition (which is going to be about the government's moral beliefs, which should be a laugh) he'll be squirming in a puddle of his own piss.

Can't wait for the stripcreating to start again so I can make hilarious comics about it.

Karl's Notebook

Hardship

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