I think you will find I am Bazilla, and I said I would improve your English, not American English.

as long as we're on the thread....

Snkibrajraj will now cornhole English...cause meesa hate English!

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

CC95: Star Wars II Press Conference by fpd 1-27-02

Word has it that people are unhappy with the name "Attack of the Clones." Any comments? Well, I've given that some thought, and I've now given the movie a better name. It will be called Star Wars II: When Doves Cry. What a poetic and evocative title. How did you choose it? I was thinking about what a dark movie this would be in comparison with Phantom Menace. Naturally, I wanted music that would be really dark. So I fired John Williams and hired a new darker composer. The new title was his idea. Yes, George recognized the genius of the work I did for Batman. With my music, Darth Vader will seem as badass as the Joker.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

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Actually, the use of contractions is perfectly acceptable. Also, asshole is the American form of the British word arsehole. Because the Internet is international, usage of either country's grammar is acceptable. (Most websites are so grammar desperate that they'll take proper Rhodesian grammar so long as it's grammar.)

~um..yeah..i'm bazilla

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Out of curiousity... Do you actually pronounce the "r" in "arse" over there, or is it silent?

In order words, do you say "are-ss" or "ass" or "ahh-ss?"

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

CC 95: George Lucas' Flying Circus by BigEvilDan 1-27-02

Desperate to regain his geek audience, Lucas decides to borrow from other fine cinema. Who are you? We are the Jedi Knights who say Ni! A horrible monster guarding the cave? What, behind the Ewok? It IS the Ewok. Excuse me Masteer Yoda, but I need to get to the bridge for the compulsory "lightsaber duel over a large pit" scene. First, answer these questions three you must...

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Out of curiousity... Do you actually pronounce the "r" in "arse" over there, or is it silent?

In order words, do you say "are-ss" or "ass" or "ahh-ss?"

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Wow! So many strips and so many entertaining ones. This may just be me being lazy, but everyone pretty much gets a honorable mention.

OK, here are a few strips the I will mention that I really enjoyed for one reason or another.

Swing Wars by NostalgiaMan
Atack of the Cute, Furry Special Effects by Kaufman
And Maybe There is a Role for Phylicia Rashad by israphael
Good Will Munching by Big Evil Dan

AND THE WINNER IS....

Worse than we expected by Fuzzyman
For being so fitting with the Attack of the Clones and stupid cameo appearances theme. Congrats! (No need to kill Bazilla... or is there?)

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

I won?

[pinches self]

I actually won.

My CC losing streak is over!

I've got a loooong day tomorrow and I've got to get up really early, so the rule for CC95 won't be posted until Monday night around 9pm SC time. I'll be in the car for about 6 hours so I should have enough time to think of something pretty good.

Off to bed!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sorry I didn't put this link in when I announced to winner. I'm not very practiced at being a judge and all that it entails. Here is the winning strip so you don't have to go back and search for it.

CC95: Worse Than We Expected by fuzzyman 1-25-02

Princess! Quickly, help me destroy these clones! WE ARE NOT CLONES. I AM ALEC BALDWIN. I AM STEPHEN BALDWIN. I AM BILLY BALDWIN. Worse than clones! Quickly! Kill them now, before they breed!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

xpac-

me too, bazilla realy has alot of time on his hands

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Not everyone is Bazilla, I'm not, I am really the alter ego of......of....... Brad!

And yeah, I got another mention, no wait, Nostalgia Man got a mention. Mine sucked arse, and yes it's pronounced ahhse

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

ive not entered a contest for a long time. i think ill enter fuzymans. itll propally be good

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