CC 96: Stripcreator Tech Support by BigEvilDan 1-30-02

Hello, Stripcreator tech support? I'm having a problem with my comic. What sort of problem? Well, I'm trying to put myself into a comic strip, but I seem to be invisible. Remember, you're a two-dimensional cartoon character. Try turning ninety degrees. Ah, perfect!

Those who are afraid of terrible puns should probably skip over this last one. I couldn't contain myself.

CC 96: Tech Support by BigEvilDan 1-30-02

Ow! Guys, just put the tech against the wall when your finished. You know he has trouble keeping his balance. Thank you.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

an old one, but thought I'd submit it anyway...

True-life Public Library stories by lara7 10-03-01

I'm looking for this book on the New York Times Bestseller list. Where is it? There are no copies in the library right now. Really? Even though we have 300 copies in the library system, they're all checked out. It's an extremely popular book. Really? I know....I share your consternation that something with the sobriquet "Bestseller" would be so popular...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

CC96: Naughty and Haughty by fpd 1-30-02

North Pole Tech Support. How can I help you? Yes, all that Santa left me for Christmas were these black rocks, which I didn't even ask for. I think there was some kind of mistake. Those black rocks are coal. It's what Santa delivers to all naughty boys and girls. Wait'll I get my hands on those dirty fags! It wasn't my fault, I tell you. They forced me to beat the snot out of them. Are you saying you haven't been naughty? Damn straight! It's not my fault sissy queerbates get in my face and just ask to get beaten up. It's not like I'm a fag or something. You should be thanking me, not sending me dirty frickin' coal.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Lots of great strips this round, and a very difficult decision. Here are some of the best:

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[*]crabby’s HOW DO I DELETE A COMIC: Yeah, a bit of an in-joke, but funny.
[*]fpd’s Dear Robby: Nice punchline, even if it took a while to get there.
[*]KPP’s Spankling Tech Support: Nice and sick. I like it!
[*]KPP’s Siskel And Ebert Have Nothing on Andy: Russell Crowe has a magnificent ass? Have you looked?
[*]Lemur68’s Filthy Canuck: Great surprise punchline. I never saw it coming.
[*]KPP’s CC 96 - Siskel And Ebert Have Nothing on Andy: Russell Crowe has a magnificent ass? Have you looked?
[*]wirthling’s Obligatory Free Tech Support: This is my life.
[*]israphael’s And It’s The Wrong Color and Size: Nice take on the KPP character as inflatable. Another great one.
[*]Big Evil Dan’s Torch Support: Og not think he can wait!
[*]The ElPaso’s Now Show: Great use of the characters, especially in the last panel. Too bad you didn’t have this one for the “no dialogue in the last panel” contest.
[*]kaufman’s Over 99 Billion Wrecked: Yeah, that’s how I drive.
[*]skagg’s Purge: I get the feeling that these are true stories.
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In the end it came to a decision between Lemur68 and israphael… and the winner is….

The slightly twisted nature of this one put you over the top, israphael. Nice going!

And it's the Wrong Color and Size by israphael 1-29-02

Thank you for calling the Spankling's Secret. How may I help you? Yes, I ordered from your catalog the inflatable boyfriend and I'm having some problems. I see. Are you having difficulty inflating it... trouble inserting the batteries... or is problem that the item does not look life-like enough for you? No it's not that. In fact, I think it looks very life-like. My question is... why is it so ugly?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

dude.. that was one of the weakest out of the whole contest.
How much is the bastard paying you?

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THIS WEEK I ARE BE MOSTLY EATING... PROZAC!

'nuff said!

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Dad was flammable

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dude.. that was one of the weakest out of the whole contest.
How much is the bastard paying you?

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Dude! Weak! Lame! Tool! Troll! Suck!

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What others say about boorite!

Damn

I thought when he mentioned me twice i was going to win that one.

And im deeply offended by Israphael's comic. Im taking him off my favourites list and firebombing his house for that one.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

At least I got an honorable mention... as a freakin character!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet