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This one's based on those Lojack radio ads, which may be the snottiest advertisements I've ever heard.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 97: Fuck Lojack']

Actually, that occured to me as I was writing it, but it was the easiest way to establish her as "southern."

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To be honest, when I read it I just imagined that there was a whole family off-camera taking part in an incestual orgy.

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Dad was flammable

[Click to view comic: 'CC97: Evil Clown Burgers']

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Now, hold on jest'a damn minute! I would like to dispel any rumors about Southerners taking part in incestual activities right damn now, by gawd. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control and isolated primarily to certain parts of Alabama.

Yours sincerely,
T. 'Cornpone' Wallerby, Jr.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

[Click to view comic: 'CC79: Only The Best For Your Pet']

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I felt like I should get something into this contest, so here you go:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 97: I Found This In The Bargin Bin']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'CC97: Lose all the pounds you want']

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I vote for Dave.

I mean Dan.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Wow, this was a tough competition to judge there were a lot of good strips. Of course some of you put in many more entries than the others. Ones I particularly liked include:

kaufman: Moving to the Font of the Line - On your recommendation, I am reformatting my dissertation in sans-serif Helvetica.
Drexle: Untitled - You got room for another hand down those pants? Classic.
fuzzyman: Much Closer - Now why do you think they ask wheather the bride and groom are related on marriage license applications in Kentucky?
kaufman: Hit Enron - True. All too true.
fpd: Marxism - Animal Farm with our favorite fellatrixes.
fpd: Evil Clown Burgers - Very much like the commercials for the Fallen Arches.
fuzzyman: Only The Best For Your Pet - Always said that Dog food looked the same going in as coming out.

And the winner is:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 97: Untitled']
with fuzzyman: Much Closer taking the silver.

An added Honorable Mention goes to deucepm: It's Like Running Through A Field of Sunflowers - Great strip, but you forgot to include an animal.

Thanks again for a great competition. I see all of you again once I get back from Thailand.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

GODDAMN!

Another CC , and not even an honorable mention for "Magnum.45. Removing the need for Divorce since 1750"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Ohhhh, that's what all those words at the top of the competitions mean. Shit!

Sorry about that, chief. I do better next time.

Wow, I thought kaufman had that one locked up with his "Death" strip. I'm surprised that it didn't get an honorable mention.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It was my favorite too, but I have learned that humor is chaotic and unpredictable. You can't really predict what someone else will find funny. Besides, the "bought the farm" punchline really depended on remembering the right commercials. It could fall flat on someone who hadn't seen them. At least the contest was won by a good strip, and you, myself, and kaufman each got a couple honorable mentions. I'm just wondering what a fellatrix is.

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You also mistyped elixir, but I don't mind. Well-drawn transformations; nice job!

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Thanks, glad you liked it. I just didn't know how to spell elixir, and I didn't know I didn't know how to spell it.

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I'd like to point out that "Evil Clown Burgers" was also not rules compliant because it didn't included a disclaimer.

Though "Marxism" by FPD did kick ass...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Wow! Well, this is the first contest I've won that follows DexXs law of comic contest victory... I didn't think I had a chance, and lo' what do I see when I check in here?

I'm going to think about some rules and post a new contest within 24 hours or so.

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I'd like to point out that "Evil Clown Burgers" was also not rules compliant because it didn't included a disclaimer.

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It did include a disclaimer. Mad Rabbit pointed out the danger of catching Creutzfeldt Jacobs Disease from eating Evil Clown burgers. This is caused by the same prions that cause Mad Cow Disease in cows. It is commonly spread among cows by feeding them the remains of other cows. Unfortunately, this is a common practice in factory farming.

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Though "Marxism" by FPD did kick ass...

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Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.

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I'd like to point out that "Evil Clown Burgers" was also not rules compliant because it didn't included a disclaimer.

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It did include a disclaimer. Mad Rabbit pointed out the danger of catching Creutzfeldt Jacobs Disease from eating Evil Clown burgers.

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hmm...okay. I guess I can see that as a disclaimer, even if not stated as a warning or such. never mind.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.