...a flatulent beaver, which is, by the way, one the nastiest things you'll ever smell, because it smells like...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...the oalfactory equivalent of boinky33's comics, which are only slightly worse than...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...The sever bludgeoning of of a black man in 1960's LA, which one attributes to the social calamities of the time and still ponders if they are in effect, seeing as the heated argument of racisim takes place even today in the minds of people who really don't have any purpose other than to create arguments, vile insults leading to stress which is released through sexual means after viewing loads of porn, downloaded off of the internet, which itself has various and meaningless arguments, mostly deviod of thought and leading back to people like Boinky who make up the azioc sludge of the bottem of the ocean of the internet, a barrel to which there is no bottom, only the seething mass of 13 year olds who are online at sites like Rotten.com, obviously ignoring the warning signs upon entry; "WARNING IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THAN 18 DO NOT ENTER THIS SITE", and then proceed to view the images set aside for more mature minds, better at processing the meaning and value of such images, images that boggle the mind as far as reasons to view them, and when it comes right down to it, porn, the subjectifing of the human body, makes more sense to view than the mutilation of human bodies, which in one way or the other is the same thing anyway; a pervasive preversion of pseudo-philosophicly reasonable thought, that is, sane thinking, often in debate because of the proliferation of movies such as the matrix, which teach us to question our realities and suggest that all our senses are suggestable and that our reality is not based on preception- this in turn causes one to wonder what exactly it is based on...

...if not old Road Runner cartoons, which I'm sure you'll agree provide the most sophisticated metaphor to date for the complex social issues facing...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... the cast of the new smash romantic comedy "Just Married", which stars that weird chick from "Clueless" and that skinny spastic case from "That 70's Show", two young stars who find it hard to turn down the complimentary full body massages that are provided by a team of hairy, oily Swedish aroma-therapists, who, while it may sound unappealing, practice a surprisingly refreshing technique, whereby they rapidly thump their clients' tender backsides with their wide, limaceous, uncut...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...hair, which is ridiculously oily from lack of washing and (contrary to common knowledge) NOT from...

... a fist wrapped in goat spleen, which is a custom in the wilds of ....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

...Brazil, OK, I know this has nothing to do with the current conversion, but I really want to get back to the part about getting Brazilian triplets in bed with you, I mean, C'mon who doesn't get a little jungle fever now and then, those dark skinned honeys with their ample back sides and huge mouth-watering melons wearing teeny-weeny bikinis, which are in reality are postage stamp sized pieces of cloth strung together with dental floss sized straps, not that I'd really know since I tend to date thin, pale-skinned blondes, you know the type, the girl next door, looking so sweet and innocent, when in reality they are evil conniving bitches looking for a chance to rip your heart out, OH MY GOD, MONICA, WHY, OH WHY, DID YOU LEAVE ME, AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE MY...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...X-box to the...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...dry cleaners for a lens cleaning, especially if it...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

was wearing sandals like all those hippies did back in the...

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

...year 2000, when retro was all the rage: lava lamps, bell-bottom jeans, Cold War sentiment, KFC's "new" Popcorn Chicken, and...

...genital warts as a fashion statement, as was often modeled by...

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

....K.K.P, who surprisingly enough blames a horde of problems upon Gabe Billings which might be attributed to the fact that he....

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

...has an unusually limp and diminutive...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

.... plate of broccoli for dinner that even the dog wouldn't touch, because Gabe's dog is a devout....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

... believer in Judaism and also believes strongly that...

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

...Mancunian toilet licker, a job extremely well paid by the standards of...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

DAMN...

... and the last three posts, as everyone should know, mean "Let's keep it going" when translated from Latin, but in Greek mean...

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

..."jools isn't allowed to play anymore" to tie in with the fact that he...

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

likes asian men who...

...study Klingon love poetry while bathing in a tub of tribbles, as those furry little things rub up against their...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... master's...

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...