[19:29] I miss playing the sims... :(
[19:30] I am more proud of giving that up than I am of quitting smoking.
[19:30] see, I didn't play it to totally fuck with people's lives or anything.
[19:30] I played it to build and decorate the houses
[19:31] I made blocks and blocks of lesbians
[19:31] I have no doubt that you did.
[19:32] Everyone was a lesbian
[19:32] Adopted lesbian kids and everything
[19:32] Not a dick in sight aside from a strap-on?
[19:32] No dicks, and unfortunately no strap-ons
[19:32] The sims is a family game
[19:33] So how did you encourage same-sex relationships then?
[19:33] Not if there are lesbians.
[19:33] kitty, that's wholly untrue
[19:34] Lesbians are entitled to have families as well
[19:34] I didn't mean that in a bad way
[19:34] You encourage same-sex relationships by making them compliment each other and give each other gifts
[19:34] I just meant to say that seeing as 90% of families are boy-girl, and a lot of people don't understand the same-sex-ness of everything, its fuxx0rd.
[19:34] ha ha
[19:35] I got right into the Sims.
[19:35] My little Kajun married one of the lesbians from across the road.
[19:36] then the council came and took the baby away.
[19:36] haha
[19:36] because both parents refused to give up their jobs.
[19:36] My brother used to get the family to move in, then he'd remove the doors of the house...
[19:36] so the kids couldn't go to school, and they wouldn't work
[19:36] also, fat Bob Newbie or whatever his name was from up the road drowned in my pool late one night.
[19:36] Then again... we knew the money cheat code...
[19:36] so we had a tombstone in the garden, his wife used to come round to cry over it.
[19:36] really cramped our parties.
[19:37] your parties suck
[19:38] I keep reading panties instead of parties...
[19:38] both are interchangeable
[19:38] Ha ha ha ha
[19:38] Drowned in your pool!
[19:39] actually, that happened with me once.
[19:39] yes, the fat cunt
[19:39] I had this totally awesome house, and this one family came over to go swimming
[19:39] we invited everyone round to make friends and stuff..
[19:39] only I had forgotten to put the stairs in to get out of the pool
[19:39] so they died.
[19:39] and usually people leave when it gets late..
[19:39] but he just kept swimming and swimming..
[19:39] That's great. One of my kids died because I kept forgetting to feed them
[19:39] even though everyone had went to bed.
[19:39] and eventually he drowned.
[19:39] My brother sets his people on fire.
[19:40] serves the fat fuck right
[19:40] nobody liked him I'll bet
[19:40] We got a maid and then when she was cleaning this one tiny room, I removed the door and she was stuck in there for weeks.
[19:40] I kept forgetting to feed the kid and go to work to earn money because my characters just wanted to lie in bed with each other
[19:40] Fucking kid died
[19:40] Little bitch
[19:40] I think these games teach valuable social lessons by the sound of it
[19:40] haha
[19:41] It just goes to show you that apparently lesbian sex CAN be fatal
[19:41] I had sex with the neighbours 12 year old kid and punched his stupid wife in the face.
[19:41] You can't do that in the Sims, chooby.
[19:41] Sims?
[19:41] ha ha
[19:42] very funny
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