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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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there is a lightbulb in this room that is ready to blow...
isn't that the name of a Morrisey song?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

8-03-04 11:28am (new)
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Choobychooby
Loveable Scamp

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Jes_L: quotefiled the bit about Morrisey
Mikey: cool
Mikey: oh that's a teensy quotefile
Jes_L: awesome - I think we're in for some thunderstorms
Jes_L: time to play Mogwai
Mikey: teensy weensy
Mikey: Mogwai?
chooby: yes
Mikey: what the fuck is Mogwai, besides a pre-gremlin Gremlin?
Jes_L: a post-rock band from Glasgow
Jes_L: their songs go "quiet - loud - quiet - loud - quiet"
chooby: he's also the lead character in "The Dyslexic Jungle Book"

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

8-03-04 11:56am (new)
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little_kitty
I bop, you bop, a-they bop.

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i wish the nude beach was two blocks from here instead of the regular beach
Nude beaches have a bunch of fat ugly men on it too
yes, i know
they come in all shapes and sizes
You know what blows my mind about Europe?
How, no matter what size you are, its always fashionable to wear a bikini or a speedo.
ALWAYS
yeah
i've been to european beaches
I've been to DisneyWorld. That was where I came to that conclusion.
DISNEYWORLD IS A TOOL OF THE DEVIL.
all disney ventures, actually
Please, I have much better tools than that.
I liked DisneyWorld.
really dan?
I was... 13 when I went... I think. Maybe I was 14.
can i see them?
Dan you kill me.
SHOW ME YOUR TOOL!
Litterally
* BigEvilDan shows choad his tool.
* choadwarrior swoons
wow, you weren't kidding dan
:D
i think i may become a torontosexual now
Who wouldn't want to have sex with the city with the world's most phallic tower?
hahaha
beats me
Me

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

8-04-04 7:27pm (new)
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Choobychooby
Loveable Scamp

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•FourMonkeys has joined #stripcreator
FourMonkeys: Hola!
chooby: shouldn't that be "have joined"?
Jes_L: heh
Jes_L: hi
•FourMonkeys flings poo
•FourMonkeys fling poo
chooby: yes
chooby: I was going to say.
chooby: If I'm to have poo flung at me, I at least want it to be grammatically correct.
Jes_L: shouldn't it be poos then?
chooby: not if it's just a mass of the stuff.
chooby: It could be several handfulls of one big shit, rather than individual turds.
Jes_L: good thinking
Jes_L: this man really knows his shit

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

8-05-04 10:52am (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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sooo jesus what kind music do you like?
hymns
Bad religion

8-05-04 7:04pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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i love when you die
* BigEvilDan makes toast.
This is the most coherent conversation ever.

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Poop.

8-06-04 3:02pm (new)
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Zegota
Stripcreator Regular

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hallo
jes--you awake?
I am :s
yes, but i need the particular expertise of jes_lawson
dildo's huh?
music
or musical dildos
*** Jes_L has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
crap
in your face man
I know music
what genre would you place the following artists...
shoot
belle & sebastian, the beta band, looper
I don't know any of these bands :(
see
i needed jes
he knows all those bands
I know Black Metal bands
like Living Colour?
no
like Nargaroth, Burzum, Marduk, Darkthrone,...
FISTFUCKING GOD'S PLANET!
im reclassifying all the music in my ipod
and while there are like 40 genres, a few are hard to classify
pop
music match classifies Nirvana as rock/pop
same category as tom jones
Everything is Rock/Pop in Musicmatch
so is Burzum
and Marduk
and i dont want to post it in the forums, because the answers will be silly
You can't choose Black Metal as a genre in musicmatch
yeah, people will make fun of you

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

8-07-04 11:31am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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I came back from the pub and forgot I was still signed into IRC - apologies for not AFK'ing.

I'd call them "post-indie", as they all make use of electronic equipment and/or different instruments other than your standard guitar/drums/bass/vocals/some keys combo, but I'm not a big believer in labels. Aren't some of Belle and Sebastian in Looper, or is that Snow Patrol?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

8-07-04 4:42pm (new)
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choadwarrior
Crash Magnet

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Chooby called it Lo-Fi...I thought that was a pretty good description.

The former bass player from Belle & Sebastian is the leader of Looper. He started it when he was still in B&S.

8-07-04 6:30pm (new)
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Choobychooby
Loveable Scamp

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crabby: how do you guys handle your ass hair?
chooby: with my hands
choadwarrior: yes
crabby: do you shave it or just pretend its not there?
choadwarrior: i run my fingers through it
chooby: I run my fingers through choad's.

crabby: basically my biggest problem right now is the back problems and my lawyer says that in a trial i dont have a leg to stand on because i didnt report the discomfort soon enough
chooby: because of your ass-hair?
crabby: the asshair doesnt factor in at all
crabby: but im sure it wont help my case
choadwarrior: doesnt it provide a cushy enough surface to sit on ?
chooby: trust me, ass-hair doesn't stand up in court
chooby: only after the verdict really.
choadwarrior: crabby has split ends
choadwarrior: on his split end
chooby: this conversation is the best ever
choadwarrior: now we know what the poo in shampoo is for

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

8-08-04 7:38am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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That whole conversation is taken way out of context.

8-08-04 11:31am (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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i remember when SC was only for posting and making comics on my own political agenda now i make jokes about fucking giant men while shitting

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Poop.

8-10-04 3:56pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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That was taken WAY out of context!

8-10-04 5:27pm (new)
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Rabid_Weasle
Professional style cramper

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It's funnier this way.

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Poop.

8-10-04 5:35pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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[3:46pm] i'm sure i saw her before
[3:47pm] http://www.tiscali.co.uk/music/galleries/girls_aloud/images/medium/girls_aloud1.jpg
[3:47pm] OMFG!!!11 CAMEL TOE!!!1
[3:48pm] or maybe it was a regular movie...
[3:48pm] you know, where they don't have dirty hardcore sex
[3:48pm] They have those!?

[4:20pm] Ftc (Bladder@template-D57BFDD6.esat.net) is now known as PenileMissile
[4:20pm] :O
[4:21pm] * PenileMissile shoots.
[4:22pm] IM HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4:22pm] MEDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4:23pm] Jesus (~PimpJuice@template-E8AC0E9A.aol.com) is now known as Medic
[4:23pm] * Medic looks at the wound
[4:23pm] I cant do anything for you sorry
[4:23pm] It's milky.
[4:23pm] Take some morphine
[4:24pm] Where's the tissues!
[4:25pm] ITS IN MY EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4:26pm] No time for tissues.
[4:26pm] Swab!
[4:26pm] Swab him, Medic.
[4:26pm] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SWAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4:27pm] * Medic swabs.
[4:27pm] * crabby feels a soothing calm cum over him
[4:27pm] :I
[4:28pm] I cant treat the wound i guess i will have to amputate
[4:28pm] * Medic amputates
[4:28pm] the wound is good now
[4:28pm] youre the worst medic ever
[4:28pm] It was meant to be friendly fire.
[4:28pm] I didnt intend to maim.
[4:29pm] well you missed your target by about 9 inches

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

8-10-04 6:58pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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WORST MEDIC EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

8-11-04 10:32am (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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[5:04pm] * Jesus rapes dans corpse agian
[5:04pm] * BigEvilDan 's corpse explodes.
[5:04pm] That anti-rape device was worth every penny.
[5:05pm] how many pennies did it cost?
[5:05pm] Three!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

8-11-04 5:04pm (new)
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CowTipper
Impressionable Adolescent

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* Rabid_Weasle sees tipper as an object
* cowtipper sees rabid as objectable
* Rabid_Weasle sees tipper objectively
* cowtipper objects
* Rabid_Weasle objectifies tipper
* cowtipper wonders what the object of this is
* boinky33 farts

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

8-11-04 8:15pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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[8:28pm] i'll be back later, im sure
[8:28pm] later guys and girl
[8:28pm] parts: choad (~trillian@template-C47F231F.rr.com) [9 users]
[8:30pm] lewl! he called crabby a girl
[8:30pm] :(
[8:31pm] * Jesus rapes crabby
[8:31pm] now your a girl
[8:31pm] DO my dishes
[8:32pm] and make me some flapjacks!
[8:32pm] i hate you both soooo much
[8:32pm] don't talk, bitch!

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

8-16-04 8:29pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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The band camp on American Pie sounds class.
band camp, to me, was just an excuse for the geeky kids to do the things that everyone else was doing every other weekend.
not that I ever went to band camp.
I meant "seems to me".
Define a geek, like, what makes a geek a geek?
geek, as in, not quite the in crowd, fairly decent people, but just not the people portrayed on Dawsons Creek.
I want to go to a band camp where hot Irish chicks stick wind instruments in their vaginas
to me there's geeks, nerds and dweebs..
Irish!:)
geeks aren't necessarily bookworms or particularly smart, or Trekkies...
brb
they're just not quite as cool as everyone else.
nerds are the bookworms, would rather read than talk to anyone else
dweebs are people who can recite entire speeches from sci-fi B-movies.
Trekkies are so bad they should have thier own catagory
or their own hole that we can throw them in
I They do, Chicka
Rather than throwing undeserving dweebs in with them
they fall under the dweeb genus
I know a brillaint example of a geek, she is very smart, they could well be the smartest person in Ireland, she got all A's in her Junir Certificate state exams and is prolly gonna get all A1's in her Senior cycle exams.
She goes to band and has no friends.
No, they are a specific breed of dweeb
and one time she went to a disco she stated to cry.
No, that's a Nerd/Geek combo Eff
oH.
Then whats a geek?
A geek is just a gawky, goofy-looking or particularly awkward individual
A know-it-all that sits in front of a computer all day!?
Cos Jes can't help his job.
That's a nerd
lewl
shame on you, Eff
Jes isn't here to pretend he didn't hear that

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

8-18-04 1:48pm (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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cuntoids...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

8-18-04 3:59pm (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Dan put me on ignore
And man, was she off the wall
Dan?
:(
Where is Dan?
BigEvil
I dont know
When did he do this?
earlier today
:(
Hey ddarko wake the fuck up
Well, if it makes you feel better I must have been put on ignore by Dan about 80 times
It was probably all the rape
Well, you can only rape a guy so many times before he stops talking to you

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

8-20-04 10:18pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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I lacerated my right cornea.
f'ckin L!
how did you do that?
First I got sand in it.
Then I tried to cry it out, and then my girlfriend started poking and prodding at it.
and then I went to see a doctor who put some neon shit in my eye and told me I had cut it
and now I look like a fucking pirate.
You mean they cut off your leg?!?
I'd sue for malpractice!
they also cut off my hand
YAARRR!
and gave me this bizarre voice chip
And gave you a parrot?
YES!

8-22-04 3:23pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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[9:37pm] JFK owes me forty dollars
[9:38pm] why?
[9:38pm] Because
[9:38pm] thats why
[9:39pm] oh
[9:39pm] So i had him killed
[9:39pm] Ahahahahah
[9:40pm] I am evil
[9:42pm] how does that get your forty dollars back?
[9:42pm] Time machine
[9:42pm] thats how
[9:43pm] is that 40 dollars 1963, or 40 dollars 2004?
[9:43pm] Heres the best part
[9:44pm] I put it in a bank back in the past and colect on the intrest
[9:44pm] *collect
[9:44pm] In the present
[9:45pm] oooooh....2% per year!
[9:45pm] what type of interest?
[9:45pm] that'll be like $220!
[9:46pm] More than forty dollars
[9:47pm] what type of interest?
[9:47pm] sexual intrest
[9:47pm] you're buying a whore with the money you killed JFK for?
[9:47pm] Yes
[9:48pm] poor JFK
[9:48pm] Its an evil and complicated plan
[9:49pm] And thats my new idea for a movie

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

8-23-04 9:46pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I like smores.
My butthole likes the kind of smores that are made for buttholes.
Did you know that?
I like smores.
I do not like "butthole" smores.
But my butthole likes the kind of spaghetti and meatballs that is made for buttholes.
By Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.
My butthole likes the entire line of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee butthole-centric food products.
Except for the corkscrew rotini.
My butthole loves corkscrew rotini.
YAARRR!
What's the matter? Did your butthole have a bad experience with corkscrew rotini?
I like it in "Star Wars" when the Jawa says "Ootini!"
My butthole likes the special butthole edition of "Star Wars" that was re-edited by George Lucas for buttholes to like.
I have sat in judgement of you all while reading your comments, and have judged you all harshly.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

8-23-04 9:58pm (new)
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