One Trick Ponies

America's Got Talent Oh no! Not more damn Opera shit!

by ragu4u, 8-13-10

It's A Gusher by ragu4u 8-13-10

Michelle? Are you & Sasha leaving now for your Florida vacatioin? Yes, Barack! Now don't let her be swimming in that nasty ass gulf. I thought the hole was plugged up tight? Think INFECTION, woman. Her Tampon can't stop everything. I'm talkin bout the other hole, Barack. The OTHER hole.

Yahahahaha....Wipe Out by ragu4u 8-13-10

Dude, ya know Sheryl Crow wants only recycled toilet paper used at her concerts? At least she's consistant. Her songs are recycled shit, too.

Look To The Bright Side by ragu4u 8-14-10

Vampire bats bite 500 in Peru! The BBC is full of Guano. Wanna hear something funny? We actually did it, but nobody died. Kill joy!

Refreshing Honesty by ragu4u 8-14-10

Uh..um...how much? $20...Now let's go. Time's money! Um..uh...come here often? Me? Never. That's what you're paying to do.

Pops & Sonny by ragu4u 8-14-10

We need to talk. Bigworm, right? Bingo! Hey...he was YOUR idea. Even Einstein farted once in a while. If you're gonna degrade the Jews, then I'm leaving.

Survivors by ragu4u 8-14-10

How's bout a nice warm cup o urine to keep us goin? You'd drink your own urine? Hey now...I'm willin ta share. Bligh me! "Blow me", ya say? Damn. Kinky & deaf!

No Muss, No Fuss by ragu4u 8-14-10

Whew...I need a cigarette!

Phreaky: "Youth Counselor" by ragu4u 8-14-10

I went through "dark" stages when I was your age too. So there's hope for me yet? Are you kidding me, you zombified little gothic twat? Uh... I'll take it as a maybe, n'k?

How Does Your Garden Grow?

Not satisfied with "Miracle Grow", huh? *burp*

by ragu4u, 8-15-10

Chivalry is Sickly by ragu4u 8-15-10

Oh yeah? Well I got your "treat me like a lady" hangin right here. You call THAT thing, hanging? Damn it...you know what I'm getting at. I know you gotta FIND IT first.

Oh Deer!

Easy, now! You're whippen my ass off.

by ragu4u, 8-15-10

Not to Worry by ragu4u 8-16-10

Ok, when Tila Tequila comes out, start throwing shit. I have the rotten fruit you said to bring. I said SHIT! Did you bring the SHIT? You mean actual feces? Duh! Yeah! As soon as you see her start pelting her nasty, trampy, hip-hoppy ass. Man. I hope this won't scare off the headliner, Justin Bieber.

Doing the Splits At 93 by ragu4u 8-16-10

Zsa Zsa Gabor fatally ill. Asking for Last Rites. Maybe I can expedite things a bit. So Prince von Ahhault, you want me to slip her a "MIckey" during the Last Rites? How gauche! Nonetheless, accurate. The split will be 80/20. After the Demise... I'll meet you at the church to divy things up. No way. I want my 20% now. I'll take the tits & pussy for, you know, practice purposes!

Cool Hand Duke

I wanna see 50 hard boiled eggs pronto, pilgrim! What we have here is, failure to communicate.

by ragu4u, 8-16-10

Uncle Ben's Neighborhood by ragu4u 8-16-10

It be a beautiful day in de ghettohood...a beautiful day in the ghetto. Would you be mine, could.... Speedy delivery. Mr. McCracker, here. Yo, bitch. What I tell you bout interuptin my jingle time? But I have this important letter.... Step off, mutha fucka or I'm gonna chop up yo ass & stick ya in Mr. Grandfather clock! Try it and they'll be chocolate chips flying from here to The Ghettohood of Make Believe. You feel me?

Em-Pathetic by ragu4u 8-16-10

Oh, the poor thing looks so hungry. Look how lonely & afraid he seems. Fuck em. Step on it!

Your comics hit and miss with me...I like a lot of them though

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Even if 50% of my stuff is crap, I'm still batting 500.

Following Directions by ragu4u 8-17-10

Welcome to "Tool Time". Today we'll study.... "Nailing 101". 1st... Place nail, then strike on head hard enough to penetrate the surface... OUCH!!! SON OF A.... ...of the board.

ragu4u wrote:

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Even if 50% of my stuff is crap, I'm still batting 500.

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ragu4u is the mendoza line of stripcreator regulars as far as I'm concerned. You must be at least a  ragu4u foot tall before you can be accepted as a strong ally.

So what do you consider me crabby?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

An attention whore.

Mendoza Line?  Whoa!  My comis may only hit .150-.200 or .215 (whatever) but I'm steroid free, baby.  Steroid free.