A few years ago when I lived in Rochester, NY I was doing some Christmas shopping at CompUSA. Due to the holiday crowds, they'd hired rent-a-cops to stand by the door and double check your receipt against your purchases to make sure you handn't snitched anything.
The day that I happened to be there I think they might have made a mistake and stuck uniformed Playboy centerfold in the guard's place.
She looked like a slightly less slutty Pamela Anderson. Tall, blonde, well endowded, and with handcuffs. It was all I could do to stop from grabbing a handful of software and sprinting past her.
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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.