Our football is TOUGHER!
But soccer is a much better game
but our football is TOUGH!!!!
if I was covered in padding and had a metal helmet, I'd think I was pretty tough too
Well, considering the entire purpose of American football seems to be for people to purposely run into each other, that padding doesn't help as much as you think it would
Helmets are not metal
tell them to play rugby then
They are fiberglass
Rugby? Who in God's name would want to play rugby?
heterosexual football players, probably
I don't see anything heterosexual about rugby
but you don't deny the homosexuality of american football?
Did I ever?
It's the gayest game in sports
:)
it's boring
the game is stoped constantly
stopped
jeez
I'm surprised half of them aren't wearing company-sponsored ass-vibrator-jock straps
it's almost like chess.
Chess for mutants, perhaps
chess where you throw the peices at each other

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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I like smores.
My butthole likes the kind of smores that are made for buttholes.
Did you know that?
I like smores.
I do not like "butthole" smores.
But my butthole likes the kind of spaghetti and meatballs that is made for buttholes.
By Chef Boy-Ar-Dee.
My butthole likes the entire line of Chef Boy-Ar-Dee butthole-centric food products.
Except for the corkscrew rotini.
My butthole loves corkscrew rotini.
YAARRR!
What's the matter? Did your butthole have a bad experience with corkscrew rotini?
I like it in "Star Wars" when the Jawa says "Ootini!"
My butthole likes the special butthole edition of "Star Wars" that was re-edited by George Lucas for buttholes to like.
I have sat in judgement of you all while reading your comments, and have judged you all harshly.

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I pulled it out of my butthole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[1:46pm] so, what sex are you?
[1:47pm] my name is emily but wil is a boys name
[1:47pm] i think that's where he got it
[1:47pm] you still haven't answered my question
[1:48pm] im a girl
[1:48pm] emily is not a boys name
[1:49pm] hence, not a boy
[1:49pm] well, it's not like I've seen any ID
[1:49pm] I don't know your name is definitely Emily.
[1:49pm] Just like i didnt eat that truck full of baby seals.
[1:50pm] jesus baby seals are great
[1:50pm] shoot them and drink from the exit wound
[1:50pm] it's like a capri sun
[1:50pm] only living flesh
[1:50pm] Wait no that was boinky
[1:51pm] I ate the reindeer

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

[13:54:00] i can out-handsome you anyday
[13:54:17] out handsome moi? that is somewhat unlikely my good friend
[13:54:35] Shall we settle this with a duel?
[13:54:55] is this a duel of wits? or a duel of jazz?
[13:54:56] rainbow six 3 at noon
[13:54:59] ooooo
[13:55:07] i only have black arrow
[13:55:15] i don't have any :D
[13:55:28] i win by default 8D
[13:55:43] ohnoes
[13:55:52] i guess I am ugly now :(
[13:56:34] fear not batman
[13:56:47] to be out-handsomed by me is not a big deal
[13:56:52] it happens to the best of em
[13:57:12] yes well
[13:57:24] I have a butler.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[14:02:24] I'm on 28 favorites list.
[14:02:35] yes that's cute

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[14:05:26] my mother's maiden name is Wiener
[14:05:37] NOW I CAN GET INTO YOUR YAHOO ACCOUNT!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

rabid knows the score.
:O
me and the score used to sit next to each other in chemistry
he's a cool guy.
I scored with the score
emphasis on GUY

DX is addicted to crack.
There. I said it.

[14:58:00] this isn't the best place to not talk to idiots
[14:58:07] wow
[14:58:13] that sentence confuses me

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[13:30:38] my hair is my pride and joy though
[13:30:50] it has been compared to the wings of a majestic bird
[13:31:13] yeah birds are gay too

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Batman created by Bob Kane

where is that cunt?
bazilla, I mean.
He's probably off doing something Welsh
damn welshman. I'll get Sean Connery up in his ass.
Or Catherine Zeta-Jones with a strap-on

I liked Jesus' comic
I thought it was good. He's one of the better n00bs around.
Not like that crappy n00b possums
yeah
SHUT UP!
man, that guy possums sucks a load of ballgunk
I'm no NOOB!!
I gave money!
lots of n00bs give money but are still n00bs
I'm the prettiest twinkle princess!
YOU CAN'T HURT ME
that is true
lewl
I've almost been here for a year. And that will be longer than you, Mikerson.
:\
stupid possums. Hey possums, when you see that dick possums, tell him he sucks.
okay.
he is a dick.
thanks, possums. You're a great guy.
Not like possums.
my head hurts.

I am liked YAY!

<3's all around

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

HOLY SHIT, I HOPE SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING FUCKING HILARIOUS REAL SOON!
HAHAHA!
CUNT!
PUNK LYRICS ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS!
GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS
I'M HAVING SO MUCH CUNTING FUN!
RABID WEASLE'S MOMMA HAS ONE BIG TITTY AND ONE LITTLE TITTY
AND THEY CALL THE BITCH BIGGIE SMALLS
JESUS H CHRIST! SOMEONE GET ME A FUCKING SEDATIVE!
OH MY GOD!
Rabid_Weasle FUCKING EXPLODES!!!

[23:42:00] your accent makes me want to piss myself with laughter in that song
[23:42:11] yes lets laugh at the guy with accent
[23:42:24] foureyes

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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[1:46pm] so, what sex are you?
[1:47pm] my name is emily but wil is a boys name
[1:47pm] i think that's where he got it
[1:47pm] you still haven't answered my question
[1:48pm] im a girl
[1:48pm] emily is not a boys name
[1:49pm] hence, not a boy
[1:49pm] well, it's not like I've seen any ID
[1:49pm] I don't know your name is definitely Emily.
[1:49pm] Just like i didnt eat that truck full of baby seals.
[1:50pm] jesus baby seals are great
[1:50pm] shoot them and drink from the exit wound
[1:50pm] it's like a capri sun
[1:50pm] only living flesh
[1:50pm] Wait no that was boinky
[1:51pm] I ate the reindeer

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quote:

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quote:

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[1:46pm] so, what sex are you?
[1:47pm] my name is emily but wil is a boys name
[1:47pm] i think that's where he got it
[1:47pm] you still haven't answered my question
[1:48pm] im a girl
[1:48pm] emily is not a boys name
[1:49pm] hence, not a boy
[1:49pm] well, it's not like I've seen any ID
[1:49pm] I don't know your name is definitely Emily.
[1:49pm] Just like i didnt eat that truck full of baby seals.
[1:50pm] jesus baby seals are great
[1:50pm] shoot them and drink from the exit wound
[1:50pm] it's like a capri sun
[1:50pm] only living flesh
[1:50pm] Wait no that was boinky
[1:51pm] I ate the reindeer

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Isn't she a dude dressed as a chick?

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[02:33:47] Holy Smokes batman
[02:34:02] she does not

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[02:40:35] * FTC is a biased bastard who loves to punch dragons.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

(&) Jesus-punk changes topic to 'Spiderman vs Tina Turner who will win?'
[6:36pm] I am accpeting bets now.
[6:37pm] *accepting
[6:37pm] What are they competing in?
[6:38pm] Fight to the death or ping pong I am not sure.
[6:39pm] Fight to the death: Spiderman. Ping pong: Tina Turner.
[6:40pm] tina turner is a ping pong master
[6:40pm] Some sort of crazy death ping pong with exploding balls: A close one, but probably Spiderman.
[6:42pm] wait... what if tina turner is spider-man!
[6:42pm] She can't be, because I'm really...
[6:42pm] BigEvilDan (~bigevilda@template-8DE46485.rogers.com) is now known as TinaTurner
[6:43pm] :O
[6:45pm] :O
[6:46pm] Rabid are you spiderman?
[6:56pm] No?
[6:56pm] Ok

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Oh, I like movies and having hot gay sex with biped!
Spelling, spelling, poetry, poetry.
He's good.

Don't even ask.

/me asks

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Poop.

:O
there aint no sex going on in here these days
I've hung up my testicles for a while.
Heh.
You can jerk off if you want. I won't watch.
but Mikey'll be listening
Hold on.
*** Gabe is now known as Krystal
Hee hee!
I'm a girl!
I'm touching my boobies!
I work at a strip club.
But just to put myself through law school.
r u a virgin?
Absolutely!
I'm saving myself for my husband.
Or a really rich guy. Whichever comes first.
ha ha ha
I am 25, 6"8 and Italian
6'8" rather
not six inches
OMG
*** Mikey is now known as CandywithaK
You want to buy me a drink? It's cranberry juice and seltzer, and only costs you $20!
I = EMBARRASED!
Want two girls?
Hee hee!
I've never done this before.
Tee hee!
Me either!
* Krystal touches Kandy's booby.
Hee hee!
I'm so curious though!
* CandywithaK giggles
I'm not even sure what to do!
* Krystal pulls out a 24" rubber cock and hits Kandy over the head with it.
Hee hee!
* CandywithaK munches Krystal's box like a pro, half-conscious
Oh WOW!
uh
This is like, WOW!
Hee hee!
Hee hee!
*** CandywithaK is now known as Mikey
Oopsie!
* Mikey vomits
My pants fell off.
*** Krystal is now known as Gabe
ha ha ha ha
* chooby temporarily forgets he's chatting with two hairy guys.
Wow.
That was gay.
Yeah
What's gayer is that chooby is at full mast
not any more
I'm spent
zzzzzzzzzz
heh heh

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

hi there!
hi.
areallystupidguy, perhaps?
yes sir
noice. I'm actually possums.
coolness
don't tell anybody!
FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** BigEvilDan [~bigevilda@template-68D307FA.rogers.com] is now known as anybody
:O
AHHH!!!
IT'S INSANE!!!
hey anybody, i'm not telling you anytihng

brb, gonna take a shower
brb, gonna masturbate to the image of stupidguy showering

just got back
that was refreshing
that was fast
you shower faster than I masturbate. (see above)
i shower way longer than 45 seconds
liar
SHUT UP!!!
I'm a long runner, I go for 7 at a time.
7 strokes?
SEVEN TIMES!!!
ohhh
I'M MOTHERFUCKING DUSTIN HOFFMAN IN MARATHON MAN!!
that's inhuman
what, masturbating seven times at a time or being dustin hoffman?