I am shocked that sailors would act this way!

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Owner discovered 200 people in home

Gabe? Did you have any trouble after your closing?

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Owner discovered 200 people in home

Gabe? Did you have any trouble after your closing?

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Gabe? Did you have any trouble after your closing?

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The only thing in my house was a whole mess of spiders.

Hey, if that guy's house had been in Texas, could he have shot a bunch of people and gotten away with it after citing tresspassing laws?

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Are you getting hobo spiders? We are infested with those up here - quite poisonous and ugly but not very aggressive.

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Are you getting hobo spiders? We are infested with those up here - quite poisonous and ugly but not very aggressive.

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I've never heard of those before, but now I'm all tanked up on nightmare fuel, so thanks a lot. "Infested with" and "poisonous spiders" are not phrases that belong together in any hemisphere that I care to inhabit.

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Don't worry. They only use venom if they think you are food.

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That's not what I just read. I read that it is believed that up to half of their bites are "dry" bites and that the Hobo spider "is now the leading cause of serious envenomation in the northwestern United States."

Thank God they're not here yet... but there's no reason they couldn't live here.

Give me wolves, snakes, bats, rats-- anything but poisonous spiders.

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Three words: Chocolate. Body. Art.

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Fuck me! I think that's what was in my sink a few days ago! Damn. Now I'm gonna have to burn the house down.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm gonna write that in chocolate all over my wife.

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But before inviting wirthling over for a weenie roast, spray the little bastards with Aqua Net. Kills 'em dead. No shit.

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I'm gonna write that in chocolate all over my wife.

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Gasp! Spongebob is gay!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Check out Google Fight. I pitted these two against each other.

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akirajim - 0 results
dcomposed - 167 results

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Batman created by Bob Kane

which swear is better?

fuck 13 600 000 results
versus
shit - 4 160 000 results

The winner is: fuck

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I hope you'll write comics about it.

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GoogleFight told me "Il y a trop de connexions simultanées sur GoogleFight. Merci de réessayer plus tard." Please retry more retarded?

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What others say about boorite!

I always thought there was something about a show with "Sponge," "Bob," and "Pants" in the title. A far less gay title would be "Washcloth Bruce Hexagon Speedos."

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Play Time by Spankling 10-09-02

We don't need no stinking pretty bottle to eat chocolate off your thighs. I got a recipe for hot cocoa right here. YOU ARE NOT POURING BOILING CHOCOLATE ON MY BODY! OK. Then maybe you can sit in this box full of strawberries for a while. I love strawberry! Well.... Maybe... But first, will you pull the rest of the long stemmed roses out of my ass. The thorns are killing me. Why can't we just fuck and shower and go watch TV?

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GoogleFight told me "Il y a trop de connexions simultanées sur GoogleFight. Merci de réessayer plus tard." Please retry more retarded?

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Get sub to try it for you then.

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Je suis plus tard que vous.

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What is the white cheerleader thinking?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet