DX and I were talking metal-music this morning
and he said something about the band Metal Church
and I said it must be a good conductor
HA!
he didn't get it at first
I was thinking that all the prayers might get blocked in by that titanium
Hmm, so maybe that's why metal-heads always seem like heathens
if they'd get out of the metal church, they'd be normal do-gooders
Right, they're bitter because God won't listen to them
All the while, its their own fault for the bloody church!
It all makes sense!
If God would only stick one of them fancy hearing-horns in his ear, the world would be a better place!
haha
Or if he handed the duties out to his minions. Like Jesus.
He handed his doody to Jesus?
Yes.
No wonder Jesus chose to die
I'd hate to clean my dad's poop for the rest of my life, too
Well, that, and Jesus made the holy spirit trade him seats up there in heaven. After sitting on the left hand of the Father for one night, he decided that he was better off on the right.
Thank God I only have to do it on Thursdays
Every other night is because you want to?
Yeah, nobody ever pictures washbasins in heaven
I wonder if you even HAVE to defecate in heaven.
of course! How do you think Republicans are made?
I thought they just congealed from a combination of dog vomit and pus
* Mikey falls instantly in love with kitty
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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
