To Each His Own by ragu4u 9-06-10

So Ahmad, how will your family be observing the great loss of 9/11 this year? Sadly, this year, we won't be. And why is that, may I ask? The confetti machine is broke.

Ears Lookin at YOU!

by ragu4u, 9-06-10

It's In the Contract by ragu4u 9-06-10

Well fella, I understand the Governor wanted to... ...call off your execution but... ...the prison phone operator was on her break.

Foresight by ragu4u 9-07-10

Welcome to "Drexel's Electronics". I'd like to buy a tiny fiber optic camera, please Exactly how tiny? I need it to fit on a rectal thermometer. Oh really? Yeah. I like to see where "The Ice Man Cometh".

Get Serious, Man! by ragu4u 9-07-10

Hi, Detective. Any idea who wrote that word on the wall? Angela Landsbury? You are such a "dick"!

When Will They Learn? by ragu4u 9-08-10

Yikes! All the copies of the Kouran were burned.. Is that right? Yes! Here's a citation for illegal burning. Next time heat your place with natural gas like the rest of us.

Faux Fame by ragu4u 9-08-10

CNN News "FLASH".....Piers Morgan to replace Larry King. Who? Piers Morgan. Who? Piers Morgan...the British TV interviewer. Ohhhhh. Whom?

Tails..You Lose by ragu4u 9-08-10

Frisco has the best jail in the country. Why is that? Free condoms. Jailer! Let me outta here.

If It Bleeds, It Leads by ragu4u 9-09-10

How do you feel about the accusations you're molesting a 10 year old girl? You don't seem to realize...I"M "Pastor Fuzz". I don't care how far you've gotten with her. Answer the question.

Ten Paces & Turn by ragu4u 9-09-10

...8...9...10...Make yer move! Draw, damnit.! A nice "still life", perhaps? You are such a "Prarie Knob Gobbler".

Limbo Lower Now by ragu4u 9-09-10

Where am I? This is Limbo, where unbaptized babies go when they die. Why is it called Limbo? You weren't good enough to go to heaven yet not bad enough for hell... Therefore...? Therefore, I had to decide....."HOW LOW CAN YOU GO."

Please Vote by ragu4u 9-09-10

On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being absolutely great and 10 being Award Winning, rate my comics. Hey, that scale ain't worth a damn. So? Neither are my comics.

There Goes the Neighborhood by ragu4u 9-10-10

Outside Frisco, 9/9/10 Hey babe, do you smell g..... ...as? *cough cough* ugh.

Unforgettable by ragu4u 9-10-10

SEPT. 11th 2001

Go With Your First Impressions by ragu4u 9-11-10

...furthermore, the service was horrible and the food sucked. I'm terribly sorry, sir. Sorry don't cut it buster, but I guess I'll never get my money back. That's correct. You won't, sir. I could tell this was a clip joint the minute I laid eyes on him!

Rube Goes To Town by ragu4u 9-11-10

You urban types just kill me. I suppose you wanna "Axe" me a question, huh? Yes on the first & no on the second, Plow-jockey!

Keepin It Real by ragu4u 9-11-10

Ms. Pac Man, prepare to be ravaged. Impotent geek! More important than you realize. I said, Im-PO-tent. I was gunna ax you bout dat.

The "Pick-Up" Game by ragu4u 9-12-10

What the...? Don't give me THAT look! It's what you get when you... ...feed me chili & cauliflower.

Mad Hatter

It should have said, "Dry clean only".

by ragu4u, 9-12-10

Do YOU See What I See? by ragu4u 9-13-10

And now on the 2010 MTV Music Awards.....CHER! Holy crap. Look at that huge mound of curly hair! I think she wants to reprise her 80's look. Not me. I think she shoulda been waxed or got less revealing panties.

Learned Behavior by ragu4u 9-13-10

Robert Redford is to make film about the Abe Lincoln Assassination. Who in the hell is Robert Redford? He's an actor, stupid...but who is Abe Lincoln? Now I see why she told ME to, "Go fly a kite".

Programmed Empathy by ragu4u 9-13-10

"I feel your pain" "I feel your pain" There's no way! "I feel OUR pain" Well, there's THAT way.

Going Down? by ragu4u 9-14-10

So I guess this is Oprah's fault just because... ...she had John Travolta fly all 300 of her audience members... ...on this plane to Australia, huh? Seeing that the plane only holds 200...I'd say "yeah".

"Undeliverable" by ragu4u 9-14-10

Your time for jury duty, my friend. I assume you don't want to serve? @#$%$#@ You assumed, right!

Insensitive by ragu4u 9-15-10

Aside from your other obvious anomolies, do you realize you appear much like a "Bugles" corn snack? Well, you can just eat me, pal! Now, now...don't be silly. I have no dip. I'll run check the fridge, ya dickwad!